strongest yato

Kamui from Gintama Apt: Weapon: Plastic Umbrella Status: Civillian Skill: Healing from wounds Affiliated with Citta Alveare

[yatopirate]

He saw everybody stripping so-------

[guillotineofnoxus]

You wouldn’t understand. You don’t know how much it hurts when you’re literally too weak to move your body correctly. It sucks man. Sucks hard.

"I think I might know a person or two capable of helping out with such a cause, though whether or not they’re willing to help is beyond me."

"I have a few ideas. Some of them will be interesting to try out,.."

[yatopirate]

You know nothing, little man.

"You could always threaten them to help you out, it usually works like a charm." Kamui said in a rather harmless manner. "Also, please don't turn my creaky boat into something that I wouldn't call a creaky boat." 

[guillotineofnoxus]

Not when you can’t even dunk.

"I can gather the former in excess, but an engine like that will take some time and connections to acquire…Perhaps I can find someone who would know where to find one."

[yatopirate]

So the pup is gonna run away from a guy who's image is that of a freaking bunny.

"Then I'll leave it to you, though I hardly doubt that you'll find somebody with that sort of connection." Or power. At least having a ship would be nice, a good place to hang out to say the least. "So, any idea how you're gonna make me a pirate boat?"

[guillotineofnoxus]

Yes, it’s the same guy, but we’re not talking about that because Darius fight session are rather disappointing right now when he’s not even at full strength…

"What materials do I have to work with and what exactly do you need it to do?"

[yatopirate]

Don't be ignoring the fight now, fights are wonderful.

"Wood, and if you're lucky, I need a powerful engine that's able to create gravity in order for the ship to float. Think you can manage that?" 

[guillotineofnoxus]

And look, a big burly man carrying a toolbox and lumber on his back appears out of nowhere.

"Create a what?"

[yatopirate]

Hey, weren't you the guy that Kamui was still having a fight session and hoping that Darius wouldn't die? Oh, yup, same guy still.

"A ship. Think you can do it, General?"

[yatopirate]

"Well I can't exactly be a pirate without having a ship. So...who wants to help me create an air ship?"

[moegil]

invincible | pol [pixiv]

[umbrellahime]

☂ ☂ destructive & dysfunctional ; closed

[umbrellahime]

  " I don’t have any of pappy’s genes, stupid !! " Kagura made sure to snap back at the accusation quickly. Sure, her father wasn’t too shitty of a person, but appearance-wise, well, he wasn’t a sight for sore eyes. Honestly, his balding spot could blind many and his wrinkles were pretty gross too! So, Kagura figured that she wouldn’t obtain any of these qualities and just stay cute forever.

The Yato girl made sure to grab countless handfuls of food while her brother ate in a less barbaric fashion. Perhaps his plan was to stall her eating with words, leaving more food with him. But, the girl was too cunning to fall for such a plan! Handfuls of rice and other unknown foods were shoved into her mouth in a rather rapid fashion. Luckily, the girl was too naive to realize that such behavior was rather appalling to others. Perhaps it is the reason why other girls her age had dates to this dance thing and she only had a date with piles upon piles of food.

Upon hearing Kamui’s claim about ladies loving him, she made sure to gag in a rather dramatic fashion. Of course, she wouldn’t actually throw up the food she just ate, although that would clear some others out and leave all the food for her. Hm. Perhaps that would be her Plan E if nothing else was working out. Kagura simply thought that men being flocked by women in Yoshiwara was a regular thing, since they even went as far to flock to that good for nothing Gin-chan. " SWEET talkin’? You have to be SWEET to sweet talk, yes? Sounds pretty unlikely !! " The girl made sure to throw her head back and release a haughty laugh. Seriously, this man would probably be considered both spicy and bitter. Not an ideal combination for food!

" Just because you’re DESIGNED to be Chinese, doesn’t mean you CAN’T act like a cowboy too, DUUUUUH. " Ah yes, acting like a typical little sister by defying anything that falls from her brother’s mouth. However, the girl did have a point considering all of the different costume changes and personalities she had to put on throughout the series. " I forgot that you don’t get enough screen time to actually have costume changes. What a shame! "

[yatopirate]

"We're not gonna stay young forever you know, just because we're fictional characters, doesn't mean we're not gonna grow old. I mean, remember the Ryugujo Arc, you turned into an old granny before I did, I accidentally mistaken you as the old man for the first five minutes." Okay, that was a legit lie but what she doesn't know, doesn't hurt him. 

Not like anything that she does to him would actually hurt. Physically or emotionally. 

"You're still just a kid before you can understand all of that stuff." 

And having older versions of yourself being busty does not count as being an adult. 

"Costume changes? Ah, like I really care much about that." As an antagonist character, if he changes his costume far too much, it'll be confusion for everybody else. He got his default causal clothes and then his Harusame uniform. That was more than enough. All Kamui needed was his trademark dashing smile and ahoge. 

"Though, Kagura, Kagura." Why did he say her name twice, he wouldn't understand himself either, it just came on impulse, knowing the fact that him saying her name would piss her off even more. "Can you imagine me saying, "Yeehaww~" while riding a horse?"

Chances are, Kamui would probably going to be needing a new horse each time because he'll accidentally kill it and then eat it for breakfast. 

" 'Sides, cowboys aren't even that popular now."

[brotochika]

"Treasure hunti—" Alright, you got him. Congratulations.

"—and where exactly is this ship of yers?" Now Motochika’s hopes are up and his expectations are high. Y’better supply!

[yatopirate]

"........." Well that was going to be an issue now, is it? "Hmm..that's a very good question." It shouldn't be too hard to make a floating airship, right? You just need wood and high advance technology to make something float, no big deal.

[yatopirate]

"Guys, don't you realize that his one and true lover is metal?"

[brotochika]

"Is that even possible…?" Oh, great— look at what you’ve done. Now he might be contemplating blueprints for artillery to meet those possibilities.

[yatopirate]

"It completely is. Nothing is more great than treasure hunting out with the stars." Kamui knows how to get purple samurai. "Plus, people often drink towards the moon, but how about drinking on it instead and looking at the planet Earth? It's quite a beautiful sight." But where is Kamui going to get a flying airship? 

[brotochika]

"… space pirate?"

[yatopirate]

"Yup, space pirate." Oh, wait, this guy was from that time. "I hail from a place beyond heaven. I sail my ship with the stars, fellow pirate." 

[yatopirate]

brotochika liked your post: "Hmm…do I want to or not?"

"Oh, you're a Samurai Pirate and I'm a Space Pirate." You know what happens when two pirate meets.

[umbrellahime]

Hell yes the girl wants ice cream; she’s not some sour adult after all. However, her brother was so malicious, so he probably poisoned some of the ice creams or something.

"No, they have germs since you TOUCHED ‘em.  I’ll stick with my safe sukonbu, yes?"

[yatopirate]

"Hmpf, suit yourself. I'll just, sit right here." Meaning, Kamui sat in front of his sister, being too close for her own comfort and waved the wonderful creation that Earth had to often. "Don't come begging to take a bite." 

[yatopirate]

"Hmm...do I want to or not?"

[umbrellahime]

Your sister is just going to angrily stare at you from a distance, feeling infuriated as you flaunt your multiple ice creams.

[yatopirate]

"You want some?" Careful now Kagura.

[yatopirate]

"I would share these ice creams in my hand, but I'm not going to because I'm just that greedy when it comes to food."