Leave All Of Your Indecisions With You At Home

Hannah | she/her| 21 | Calum Hood

[cryskir]

The House in the Cerulean Sea by TJ Klune 🌻 I am smitten with this book

[shap3shifter-witch]

I love how Arthur is draw like the true stickman he is

[zannolin]

the pevensies discovering the treasure room in the ruins of cair paravel must have been like stepping into their own tomb. here is the ruin of what you were. here is the remnant. here is where they took what you left them with and laid it to rest. here is your funeral shroud, daughter of eve. the skirt is too long for you now. here is the cordial, half-full. they dared not use it to save anyone without your hand to do the saving. here is your bow, still strung, and your arrows, unshot. here is the sword your hand still remembers, and here is the face you have forgotten. you did not die here, and yet still you were buried. what is a legend but another kind of ghost?

[greelin]

$50,000 immediately dropped into my bank account wouldn't improve EVERYTHING but boy it sure would be a grand, sexy little start to a good, happy life path, don't you think

[meilintheempressofdreams]

Reblog for unexpected $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[symbolblue]

uhh did i forget how time works or was the first post in december 2018 and the second in august 2018

[greetings-inferiors]

Reblog for time travelling $$$ dropping into your Bank account.

[jun-hug]

katniss and peeta :(

[wallyaurora]

Two blue dog legends meet each other :3

[noitsnotacookiee]

✨ the feeling of falling upwards ✨

these are the designs for the phone charms that ive been working on for, way too long for what it is gfhjGHFDGdf hope you like them <3 im also thinking of making it a sticker sheet (without the copyright infringement in the middle ofc lmfao)

here’s the still <3

[veryfunnymemes]

[i-cant-make-a-good-name]

[dandy-boi-ftm]

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

[shadowkat678]

Wait…what?

[2fngrsin]

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

[skrytch]

[brunhiddensmusings]

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

[sunshine-tattoo]

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

[brunhiddensmusings]

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

[nevercure]

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

[brunhiddensmusings]

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

[owengrose]

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

[bossymarmalade]

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

[stelamaris]

[unamedwatcher]

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

[randomslasher]

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

[ironwoman359]

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

[holykryptonitekitten]

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him. 

[nuggsmum]

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

[ijustwannagobacktosleep]

Love him, great man

[fanwithoutaplan]

plizzanet earth

[prismatic-bell]

Hozier is the peak of good white masculinity. Snoop is the peak of good Black masculinity, and on top of what Hozier does, Snoop adds something a lot of Black children never get to see—you can be a man, you can have “cred,” you can be cool, and also know how to make cookies. (Hozier is great, but he’s never been cool a day in his life and he freely admits this. The two of them have very different kinds of good masculinity both culturally and personally.)

There’s this idea—and the tweet opening this thread exemplifies it—that being “gangsta” means being self-absorbed, materialistic, and violent. Snoop is just like “nah, I have bling and street talk and I’m higher than a kite and also I love my kids and cooking and FUCK your toxic masculinity,” and that’s an important message. You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.

[anastasian-dreamer]

“You can have the look, if you like the look, but you don’t have to be a stereotype to have the look.”

I don’t think anyone has ever said that better.

[gildedobsidian]

Easy Tips to Help You Survive the Deep Dark

With the new 1.19 update in Minecraft and the addition of the Deep Dark biome along with the terrifying almost-undestructible Warden that prowls along it, it can seem like a terrifying place to go to. However if you would like a challenge or want to grab some of the rare loot located in the biome, here are some quick tips to help make your journey easier!

1) Bring Wool, Carpets, & Shears

Wool prevents the sculk sensors and shriekers from detecting any sound and noise vibrations that may summon the Warden, so bring as many as you can as a building block, to walk on, and to open loot chests as quietly as you can.

2) Plan a Quick Escape Route

In the unfortunate event that a Warden is summoned, make sure you have a quick escape plan so you can stay safe and away from the Warden as far as possible from its attack range.

3) Bring Arrows, Snowballs, & Eggs

Snowballs are a great tool for distracting the Warden if you are unable to escape in time and also to help you get some distance from it.

Bonus: If baby chickens hatches from the thrown eggs it could further distract the Warden. (unfortunate for the baby chicks i guess but that’s life)

4) Stay at least 15 Blocks Away from Warden

The Warden’s deadly Sonic Boom attack only has an attack range up until 15 blocks, so this is your lucky number for making sure you get out of the Deep Dark alive.

5) Trigger Sculk Shriekers no more than 3 Times

Every individual players are able to trigger sculk shriekers 3 times safely, but the 4th time a Warden will be spawned if there are no nearby Wardens detected. To reset the warning level, do not further activate any shriekers and the warning level will decrease by one every 10 minutes.

All in all, stay safe and happy exploring!

[rocktheholygrail]

There are so many unintended consequences to well-intentioned actions. It feels like a game you can’t win.

[rocktheholygrail]

#CHIDI WAS RIGHT

[cosmik-homo]

The Good Place really went with making their new Point ‘there is no ethical consumption under capitalism’ and I respect that

[ghost-cassette]

And then went on to say “blaming individuals for all of this is absurd and evil, as is locking them up for punishment instead of rehabilitation” and I respect that

[autisticbisexualsokka]

Also, “consequentialism is a fundamentally flawed branch of ethics”

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[wizzardhat]

[noitsnotacookiee]

doodle dump also stream complete mess by 5 seconds of summer

[girlfictions]

oh they are so lovely

[t00thpasteface]

GODSPEED UKRAINE GIVE EM HELL!!!!!! 💙💛

[lynxleitmotif]

I think I’m onto something here

[fanonical]

minecraft was really like hey you know what my cute blocky sandbox game needs? portals to literal hell

[philza-updates]

Phil posted on his instagram story!

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A photo of Tommy holding his stuffed turtle, finally reunited. The on-screen caption reads “He is home”.

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[faehrys]

a kids message making foolish cry