If you're a bird, I'm a bird.

[askinnyblackman]

my favorite phrase in the english language is “i shit you not”

[animal-factbook]

Don’t drive under influence or distraction, your dog will worry about you.

[memewhore]

[victorious]

Relationship goals

[77777777777777777777222-deactiv]

Smfh lol

[tsunamiwavesurfing]

nah²

[catswithbenefits-deactivated201]

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

[fluerly]

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

[marcitlali]

who even uses celsius… like how extra

[thestylesmaliks-deactivated2015]

[artforaldied-deactivated2016062]

IM HOLLERING

[temptasiann]

*owns tons of clothes*

*wears same three things*

[humorstaff]

when you tell a joke and nobody laughs

[yeahthatsfinesx3-blog]

I lied to every customer today that asked me how I was doing

[bizarrest]

I imagine potential scenarios of tomorrow’s events before i fall asleep

[just-shower-thoughts]

Is the S or the C silent in scent

[gifsboom]

[itsagifnotagif]

When your parents ask you to do chores:

[anxiouslass]

When someone tries to tell you that they “used to be shy once too”….

[yeahthatsfinesx3-blog]

I feel sorry for anyone who hasn't experienced a conversation with my friends and I. You don't know what funny is, I'm sorry