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Aragorn is always so intense with everyone he interacts, I’m kinda always expecting him to just kiss them.

I mean I feel like he could kiss people, with full on tongue, as just like a goodbye, and it would be completely in character.

iliketopgun

Y'all are gonna have to pry Brooklyn 99 from my cold dead hands

dicephalicdoll

me every time i see a picture of matthew gray gubler:

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thewickedwilds

Me when its 1 day after Halloween and the capitalists are already blasting the christmas sale commercials

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Once a little boy went to school. One morning The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. He liked to make all kinds; Lions and tigers, Chickens and cows, Trains and boats; And he took out his box of crayons And began to draw.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make flowers.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make beautiful ones With his pink and orange and blue crayons. But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And it was red, with a green stem. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at his teacher’s flower Then he looked at his own flower. He liked his flower better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just turned his paper over, And made a flower like the teacher’s. It was red, with a green stem.

On another day The teacher said: “Today we are going to make something with clay.” “Good!” thought the little boy; He liked clay. He could make all kinds of things with clay: Snakes and snowmen, Elephants and mice, Cars and trucks And he began to pull and pinch His ball of clay.

But the teacher said, “Wait!” “It is not time to begin!” And she waited until everyone looked ready. “Now,” said the teacher, “We are going to make a dish.” “Good!” thought the little boy, He liked to make dishes. And he began to make some That were all shapes and sizes.

But the teacher said “Wait!” “And I will show you how.” And she showed everyone how to make One deep dish. “There,” said the teacher, “Now you may begin.”

The little boy looked at the teacher’s dish; Then he looked at his own. He liked his better than the teacher’s But he did not say this. He just rolled his clay into a big ball again And made a dish like the teacher’s. It was a deep dish.

And pretty soon The little boy learned to wait, And to watch And to make things just like the teacher. And pretty soon He didn’t make things of his own anymore.

Then it happened That the little boy and his family Moved to another house, In another city, And the little boy Had to go to another school.

The teacher said: “Today we are going to make a picture.” “Good!” thought the little boy. And he waited for the teacher To tell what to do. But the teacher didn’t say anything. She just walked around the room.

When she came to the little boy She asked, “Don’t you want to make a picture?” “Yes,” said the little boy. “What are we going to make?” “I don’t know until you make it,” said the teacher. “How shall I make it?” asked the little boy. “Why, anyway you like,” said the teacher. “And any color?” asked the little boy. “Any color,” said the teacher. And he began to make a red flower with a green stem.

~Helen Buckley, The Little Boy

lynati

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bogleech

I hate that I hesitated to reblog this just because I expect people to think it’s pretentious or melodramatic when it’s seriously real as fuck and I’ve witnessed it

stellabat

Fuck man

drogonea

My mom likes to refrence a story she read

About a guy who escaped North Korea

He said living there was like living in a pot

And he grew up there, so he grew into the shape of the pot

But once he was out

And the pot was gone

He was still in the shape of the pot

And he had to work really hard to grow outside that shape

I think its the same with alot of things

Art, gender presentation, decoration prefrences, food, hobbies

You forget what made you happy in favor of what kept you alive.

zagreus

he meets the WHO of the WHAT, now?

yousaygoodbyeandisay

rylandsgrace

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES in Thunderbolts* (2025) dir. Jake Schreier

unearthlydust

SEBASTIAN STAN as BUCKY BARNES THUNDERBOLTS*

pukicho

I tried my hand at bird photography today

milksteakkk

wheres the bird pukicho :(

pukicho

He's not there

pukicho

I said I tried

legendarydragonperson

no cause we left him here so wtf happened

frougpepe

*looks at sherlock* it’s very smoll

frougpepe

oh my god it was me

thealogie

this is the very first ever documented use of smoll. you’re all a witness to language history here.

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the damage you have done to society

breadbird

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world heritage post

unhinged-as-hell

Holy shit.

YOU

dagh0stking

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

rainbowkisses31

sinner-as-saint

The hair JESUS?!

pukicho

Mr Pukicho, how do I talk to women?

Just like how you talk to men, but you stop yourself before getting to balls and cars and stuff

pukicho

Sorry it's a 2 for 1 package

ahsoka-in-a-hood

How come I've known about the stupid "No Underwear In Space" word of god for ages but never once considered the situation wherein none of these characters are wearing underwear

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