Sup

I’m in so many fandoms I lost count Mainly a Rdr2 account tho/inbox and messages always open to anyone about anything

[biomedicool]

[catchymemes]

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

“Pants were invented for men” not according to my ancestors.

[creatrixarcanum]

Pants were invented for riding horses. People who didn’t have nomad horse culture all wore dresses. Dress wearing old greek men considered pants to be the mark of barbarism. Like the Scynthians and Samaritans.

Also- the Scynthian and Samaritan tribes were known for equality between genders. Where women were renouned hunters and archers. They are where the greeks got the idea for Amazons.

So sorry bro pants are totally for women. You just mad its for riding something that’s not you.

[systlin]

And here I thought I liked pants because they’re practical

[wilwheaton]

[sneakyfeets]

my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:

me, holding up my cat: stinky

wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!

me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man

wife: No!!!!!!!!

my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat

wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sneakyfeets]

In case anyone doubted the validity of my claims: 

[beatlesweatles]

The wife:

The mom:

[unexplained-events]

Researchers have used Easter Island Moai replicas to show how they might have been “walked” to where they are displayed.

VIDEO

[smileforthehigh-deactivated2017]

Finally. People need to realize aliens aren’t the answer for everything (when they use it to erase poc civilizations and how smart they were)

[desiremyblack]

(via TumbleOn)

[pearlsnapbutton]

What’s really wild is that the native people literally told the Europeans “they walked” when asked how the statues were moved. The Europeans were like “lol these backwards heathens and their fairy tales guess it’s gonna always be a mystery!”

[kiwianaroha]

Maori told Europeans that kiore were native rats and no one believed them until DNA tests proved it

And the Iroquois told Europeans that squirels showed them how to tap maple syrup and no one believed them until they caught it on video

[theopensea]

Oral history from various First Nations tribes in the Pacific Northwest contained stories about a massive earthquake/tsunami hitting the coast, but no one listened to them until scientists discovered physical evidence of quakes from the Cascadia fault line.

[thegirlthewolfate]

Roopkund Lake AKA “Skeleton Lake” in the Himalayas in India is eerie because it was discovered with hundreds of skeletal remains and for the life of them researchers couldn’t figure out what it was that killed them. For decades the “mystery” went unsolved.

Until they finally payed closer attention to local songs and legend that all essentially said “Yah the Goddess Nanda Devi got mad and sent huge heave stones down to kill them”. That was consistent with huge contusions found all on their neck and shoulders and the weather patterns of the area, which are prone to huge & inevitably deadly goddamn hailstones. https://www.facebook.com/atlasobscura/videos/10154065247212728/

Literally these legends were past down for over a thousand years and it still took researched 50 to “figure out” the “mystery”. 🙄

[archaeologistforhire]

Adding to this, the Inuit communities in Nunavut KNEW where both the wrecks of the HMS Erebus and HMS Terror were literally the entire time but Europeans/white people didn’t even bother consulting them about either ship until like…last year. 

“Inuit traditional knowledge was critical to the discovery of both ships, she pointed out, offering the Canadian government a powerful demonstration of what can be achieved when Inuit voices are included in the process.

In contrast, the tragic fate of the 129 men on the Franklin expedition hints at the high cost of marginalising those who best know the area and its history.

“If Inuit had been consulted 200 years ago and asked for their traditional knowledge – this is our backyard – those two wrecks would have been found, lives would have been saved. I’m confident of that,” she said. “But they believed their civilization was superior and that was their undoing.”

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2016/sep/16/inuit-canada-britain-shipwreck-hms-terror-nunavut

“Oh yeah, I heard a lot of stories about Terror, the ships, but I guess Parks Canada don’t listen to people,” Kogvik said. “They just ignore Inuit stories about the Terror ship.”

Schimnowski said the crew had also heard stories about people on the land seeing the silhouette of a masted ship at sunset.

“The community knew about this for many, many years. It’s hard for people to stop and actually listen … especially people from the South.”

 http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/north/sammy-kogvik-hms-terror-franklin-1.3763653

[crazythingsfromhistory]

Indigenous Australians have had stories about giant kangaroos and wombats for thousands of years, and European settlers just kinda assumed they were myths. Cut to more recently when evidence of megafauna was discovered, giant versions of Australian animals that died out 41 000 years ago.

Similarly, scientists have been stumped about how native Palm trees got to a valley in the middle of Australia, and it wasn’t until a few years ago that someone did DNA testing and concluded that seeds had been carried there from the north around 30 000 years ago… aaand someone pointed out that Indigenous people have had stories about gods from the north carrying the seeds to a valley in the central desert.

[fluffmugger]

oh man let me tell you about Indigenous Australian myths - the framework they use (with multi-generational checking that’s unique on the planet, meaning there’s no drifting or mutation of the story, seriously they are hardcore about maintaining integrity) means that we literally have multiple first-hand accounts of life and the ecosystem before the end of the last ice age

it’s literally the oldest accurate oral history of the world.  

Now consider this: most people consider the start of recorded history to be with  the Sumerians and the Early Dynastic period of the Egyptians.  So around 3500 BCE, or five and a half thousand years ago These highly accurate Aboriginal oral histories originate from twenty thousand years ago at least

[ironbite4]

Ain’t it amazing what white people consider history and what they don’t?

[gluklixhe]

I always said disservice is done to oral traditions and myth when you take them literally. Ancient people were not stupid.

[chaystar]

[mirab3lle]

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

[theybby-deactivated20231001]

“Only thinks of you as a friend ”

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

Many birds do not recognize its authority

[victorianchap]

Victorian female medical students

[dishy-squishy]

Looks like one of them had a really tough semester

[chochxng-gone-deactivated202101]

y’all act like just because tumblr doesn’t really have celebrities or because blue check marks don’t exist, that there isn’t an elitist system in play. y’all act like tumblr is an untouchable area of quirky kids when, in reality, a good portion of tumblr’s users won’t follow someone without a a nice url or a nice icon, and some who won’t even follow someone without a canon url. even if you love their content, you won’t reblog anyone’s stuff except your close circle of friends - while reblogging posts about needing to support content creators. y’all only want to support the content creators with canon urls who have half a million followers.

you’re just as vain as instagrammers and i wish y’all would just admit it.

[taebaelee]

People may find this controversy hard to swallow, but it’s true. People complain this website is dying, but it’s because no one is reblogging from the unknowns.

I see so many post from people who are complaining about content creators notes, while having thousands of notes on their edits and saying no one is paying attention to them? Yet, there are people who struggle to make 200 because people only reblog from the ‘popular’ blogs.

This is why I go into my fandoms tag every two weeks and put almost everything I see in my queue. I don’t care who made it; I’m just happy for content.

[sensiblebisexual]

horny on main? more like horny on 3 different blogs simultaneously

[verai-marcel]

OOOOF

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[closet-keys]

this post should be on the list of diagnostic criteria of depression in DSM-6

[anxietyproblem]

[ohgod-awesome-posts]

i just spoke to a 4 year old who has a phone. a real working phone. with data and everything. who she gon call? elmo aint got minutes

[futuremoji]

Your second most recent emoji predicts how February will treat you

[hundondestiny]

[theinconsistent]

Isn’t this the same dude that adopted two puppies because he wouldn’t separate them?

[hundondestiny]

yes and i think it’s cute that that’s what you know him from. his impact.

[softdaisie]

life is way too short to spend it at war with yourself. beating yourself up over and over about every little thing will not magically make everything better. you must stop with the negative self-talk. it is getting you nowhere. what happened, happened, and you can’t erase that. no amount of self-hatred can. so today, start over. choose to move forward with your life. you are not a bad person, or a failure, or a disappointment. you cannot go back in time and change things. what you can do, is change the future. you can get through this. your pain won’t last forever. give yourself time to heal. take life day by day. every day you survive is a step forward. be patient with yourself. growth is painful. be proud of yourself for how far you’ve come. push through. keep fighting. this too shall pass.

[penumbraphantasm]

hourly comic i posted on twitter

[frottinq]

Onision is suing Chris Hansen and trying to get an emergency protection order to make it so Chris Hansen has to leave him alone but there's two things wrong with this.

1. Mr. Hansen was never notified of this, which he should have been legally, so they're trying to get it thrown out.

2. If they can't get it thrown out, and this is imperative, Onision, AKA Greg Jackson, AKA James Jackson, is going to represent HIMSELF in front of the judge. As far as bad ideas go, this is the most.

[nflscriptwritersguild]

This is what the fucker wore to his court date with repsion. Guy literally looks like a middle schooler going to 8th grade formal

[henstomper]

this is leaving out the fact that he sued the wrong chris hansen