how do i successfully goblin?
!!!! being goblin ? very easy . but DO NOT worry , i was in ur shoes once . so without further ado , here is :
GO WILD !!! FOLLOW SO MANY GOBS !! REBLOG ALL GOB STUFF !! POST ALL OF THE GOBLIN STUF
wear odd socks whenever you can
gather up all of the rocks / buttons / shiny stuff in ur house . this is the start of ur hoards . now gather up all the rocks / buttons / shiny stuff in the world !!!!!
you can literally hoard anything . do u like pens ? hoard ‘em . gaver dem all up and now u have a pen hoard . one of my hoards is a sticker hoard n i luv
shines ! put 'em in ur pockets or shoes or hair or up ur sleeves and luv em . this not mandatory .
blehhhhhhhh be goblinnnnnnnn
you don’t have to look a certain way or dress a certain way 2 become gob .
plants ! love ur plants .
grin like a crazy person when ur on ur own sumtimes
find things that look cool on the street and COLLECT THEM . OWN THEM . THEY ARE NOW VERY MUCH YOURS.
yay !! that is all you must know and the rest you will learn !! ( spoiler : u don’t actually have anything to learn )
YOU ARE A GOBLIN NOW, CONGRATS ! WELCOME TO GOBLINHOOD !!