spaceship and robot enthusiast

She/her. 20-something. Mostly a Star Trek blog with some 2001, Farscape, Buffy, Heated Rivalry, Futurama, and The Simpsons sprinkled in for good measure. Occasional generic shitposting as well. Header photo courtesy of @chaoticcoven

[gaywebcorenostalgia]

2000

[greenbloods]

right before you have major life commitments is the perfect time to get into a new fandom

[doodlezandoodlez]

the plot of letterkenny is just a bunch of people who vocal stim living in the same town

[jessaerys]

hate when im reading and theres a word i dont know so i search it in the dictionary and its like: beuperer. noun. a person who beupers. i'll fucking kill you

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[laterkiss]

if you could ignore everything abt me then im actually perfect

[thevampirejade]

Armand.

Also Lestat.

[laterkiss]

can everything be about me for once instead of the vampire almond or the vampire lostat

[theunfairfolk]

in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.

i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.

[theunfairfolk]

important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".

[toddsolondz]

[biscuit-tornado]

[adastrabbit]

fucking the everything bagel for everything

[eategg24]

everything? including war?

[adastrabbit]

fucking the war bagel for war

[piranesies]

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

[innerchildabortionclinic]

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

[inthesensethat]

[hexthelex-deactivated20250420]

This is true btw

[letmeliedown]

the podcast If Books Could Kill has a really great episode on the original book and its legacy! just a bunch of misogynist evangelical bullshit really

[ominous-signs]

[rankine-radians]

The ominous temperature in this post is 3.5315π Rrad

[ominous-signs]

[itmeansalot]

you gotta come to the club man drinks are $18 and were all on our phones googling dog surgery

[boringkate]

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

[clementine-kesh]

tom is so lucky that none of harry’s romances ever made it to the double date with him and b’elanna stage because he’d be such a menace about it. sitting there sulking into his plate of plain noodles as harry and b’elanna desperately try to salvage the situation. and you know they’re both going to chew him out about it later. miserable

[clementine-kesh]

which would be more uncomfortable: tom/b’elanna + seven/chakotay double date or tom/b’elanna + harry/literally anyone double date

[tlirsgender]

The way Klingon divorce is just the woman like kicking him in the nuts and spitting on him Tom Paris would enjoy it & now they're arguing again B'Elanna's like "see this is the type of shit-"