spaceship and robot enthusiast

She/her. 20-something. Mostly a Star Trek blog with some 2001, Farscape, Buffy, Heated Rivalry, Futurama, and The Simpsons sprinkled in for good measure. Occasional generic shitposting as well. Header photo courtesy of @chaoticcoven

[gaywebcorenostalgia]

2000

[thememedaddy]

[cuntaloupes-deactivated20241215]

by tumblr standards i'm a well-adjusted normie. by normie standards i'm a nutjob. what is the truth

[jonathanarcher]

Some very important data for you

[unalivejournal]

always a little funny to me when filmbros are vehemently anti fanfiction but love to discuss film theories. Maybe my theory is that the 2 main guys sucked each other off. And swallowed

[korrasamibottles]

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

[iwilleatyourenglish]

thanks for the comments and asks saying i'm being mean for very mildly saying i don't like when people make social decisions based on horoscopes.

your behavior has made me realize i should be "meaner": horoscopes are fake.

the position of planets and balls of gas did not in any way impact your personality or destiny. it has nothing to do with what kind of people you are compatible with, despite what an app or magazine told you.

i think sincere belief in horoscopes shows a concerning propensity to trust pseudoscience and a susceptibility to confirmation bias.

i'm pretty tired of having to tiptoe around this kind of thing and include disclaimers. if you genuinely think you shouldn't be friends with someone because of the date they came out of a uterus, you're being a clown.

[iwilleatyourenglish]

"people only criticize horoscopes because women like it" is an embarrassing argument i, as a woman, am violently sick of seeing.

[nicolegendary]

[human-pet-they]

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

[warningsine]

[rainbow-femme]

They move in together full time and Ilya notices that Anya acts differently with Shane than she does with him, more quiet and less playful, and he worries that means she doesn’t like Shane or is jealous, so he hires a dog trainer to come over and see if there’s anything they need to do to help

After a while of talking about how Anya acts the trainer says there’s nothing to worry about, Anya likes Shane just fine, it’s just that she sees him as the boss and is acting accordingly

And Ilya is like. But. I’m the one who adopted her? And raised her before Shane got here?? And the trainer is just like yeah well she sees you more like an equal. And Ilya is like WAIT she thinks Shane is in charge of both of us?? And the trainer is just like well do you interact in a way that would make her think that?

Ilya’s life flashes before his eyes as he thinks of all the times Shane has come over with a snack for Ilya and a treat for Anya, or all the times Shane has announced they’re all going for an after dinner walk, or pets Ilya’s hair and tells him he did a good job at practice, or the fact that he uses the same warning tone with Anya when she misbehaves as he does with Ilya when he’s causing problems on purpose

Shane comes home to Ilya with his face in his hands going oh god I’m not Anya’s dad I’m her brother and she thinks we’re both your pets. And Shane just goes. What.

[sparrowposting]

"if you worry, you suffer twice"

Brother, I am inventing new types of worry and ways to suffer thrice. Perhaps even FOUR times.

[roscolux]

you will see something that the us military has done and it will be the most horrifying thing in the world. something that should be the catalyst for a complete upheaval of the system, for riots in the streets, for national mourning periods and rewritten textbooks and decades of reparations. and the whole time it's just a normal day for them. they did something like it yesterday and they'll do it again tomorrow. the lucky ones even get to come home and spend the rest of their lives getting discounts at the movies and applause at baseball games. and if you try to express any this to the average person irl they will act like you shot their dog in front of them

[skrankku]

"We came here as fast as we could Benjamin"

[jube-art]

we love a mismatched in size couple actually

[skrankku]

We dooooo Jadzia will confidently walk off the turbolift in those size 47 boots and immediately crash down the stairs clown style

[fraseris]

me having a weird time: man this weird time sucks! i don't feel like myself! i wish i was having a normal time!

me having a normal time: well the weird time did have a certain je ne sais quoi...

[proudestof]

Dean Craig Pelton I Community (2009-2015)

Messianic Myths and Ancient Peoples [2x05] / Queer Studies and Advanced Waxing [6x04].

[deep-space-9000]

If you liked the practical effects/puppeteering in Project Hail Mary, you should watch Farscape.

[alphauke]

you can always tell how little people actually care about art based on how much they hate modern/contemporary art

[alphauke]

''bring back renaissance art'' I bet your ass you can't even definitively tell that movement apart from others

[alphauke]

"posing next to art we think we can do'' can you though. can you

[bixels]

>sees a post about the superiority of renaissance art.

>it's baroque.

[blazeofbones]

Happy Pride Month