Hi

Here it is \('-')/

[theempathogen]

[ottermatopoeia]

[filmouts]

high school musical (2006) // midsommar (2019)

[smithya1333-deactivated20250930]

[ohitsrainingagain]

[dubiousculturalartifact]

[pinkisbitter]

My mattress is strapped to eight roombas and I leave all my doors open at night so the roombas can go where they want to. I wake up where they want me to be. I trust their decisions.

[ahellakawaiigirl-blog]

things i want to be

really hot

not poor

[bob-belcher]

[peepuddle-deactivated20230124]

i LOVE BEING IN BED !!!!!! i love being all cuddly and warm and curling up into a ball and feeling tiny !!!!! this is what life’s about !!!!!!!!!!!

[jumex]

Lightning: be like 🌩⚡️ me: 😩👏🏾👌🏾 do it bitch..hit me

[animatedtext]

[saintsoup]

a good gender neutral term to use is “fool”

[hgwishingwells]

I rate “Man Fairy” emojis

A cute woodland sprite! A mischievous boy, currently casting a spell on some mortal to tie their shoelaces together. 9/10 why is he wearing board shorts?

Oh man. Oh bro. This one is rough, from the color palette reminiscent of a Claire’s final clearance sale, to his oddly positioned hidden foot, to his vacant death stare. 1/10 give him a pair of pants.

This one is more representative of a fairy, it doesn’t convince me a tiny fey creature is living in my phone like the others. His head is not connected to his body, which is somewhat disturbing. 3/10.

This looks like Samsung saw the Apple’s Man Fairy on TV as a child before google existed and drew it in his school notebook from memory. 7/10 he did a pretty good job.

This looks like the love child of Tinker Bell and Winnie the Pooh. I don’t like to call things “childhood ruining” but if I ever do this’ll be the first. 2/10 at least give him ears.

A drastically different approach from Facebook, this is not your run of the mill sweet fairy boy. He came from a distant frozen wasteland. He has never done a good deed in his life, not once. And he wants to fucking RAGE. 10/10 I’m genuinely scared.

This is just the tooth fairy. 2/10 I have a personal grudge (my teeth were worth FAR more).

Damn. I’d let him raw me on a toadstool and the chipmunks could watch. 11/10.

[icks4van]

pretty girls: id rather be called beautiful than hot

me: lol ill take what i can get

[merzbruh]

I wonder what kind of loot I’ll drop when I die

[browningtons-1-deactivated20150]

[extremelycursedimages]

[thejonymyster]

me: *wearing a ring*

guy: are you engaged?

me: engaged in combat *punches the guy in the face*

[mushymlmthings]

can I get uhhh one large boyfriend with a side of uhhh large affection

[ymutate]

[theweirdwideweb]