#damn son

Welcome

[thecryptkeeper]

my organs after eating like shit all day

[foreverimthatgirl-deactivated20]

me: *literally about to burst into tears for no fuckass reason*

me to me:

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s a defense mechanism

[onemusicalstepatatime-deactivat]

[uzarry]

x

[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess

[ive-been-mistreated]

I HAVE NO WORDS

(ALSO this seems to be the op, on youtube)

[rhysiare]

Omfg the way the truck fucked up, fucked up perfectly

[monkeysaysficus]

I am in tears omg

[thehemoscrotum]

I ONLY JUST TURNED ON THE AUDIO AND OMG BEST DECISION EVEN THO I RBD LIKE 5 TIMES BEOFRE NOW

[elergythefox237]

Yes it’s back on my dash!!!

[shadowthekitsunereturns-deactiv]

Omg the audio

[wackd-archive]

Finally reblogging with source. 

[not-used-to-being-normal]

Like, is interesting enough just watching it, but hearing him is the epitome of comedy

[asksomecoolkids]

This video makes me laugh harder every time it’s on my dash

[turing-tested]

i really am, from the bottom of my heart, an actual fucking idiot

[femmchantress]

I’ve come to inform you all the Ancient Greeks spelled Thoth, the Egyptian deity, as Θώθ

[small-funny]

hey, thanks! now die

[latining]

Actually, Ancient Greek thetas had a dot in the centre, and lowercase letters wouldn’t be invented for several hundred years.

You mean ΘΩΘ

Behold the face of your god.

[argumate]

[cuirassier]

[channelsurfng]

calum hood is an angel

[ninawolv3rina]

Big ol snail: *dies*

Hermit Crab:

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[liamupdates]

liampayne “Versace, Versace, Versace” @migos @champagnepapi #tb

[honeytrapqueen]

hey! followers! get to know me by

fighting me to the death

[zolohehhe-deactivated20190116]

might fuck around and drink some water

[997]

Ephorize Cupcakke Jan 5th 2018

[hoebutmadefashion]

[adeles]

if this ain’t me

[50shadesofyodaddysdick]

god:are you ready for these blessings?

me: