yeetamorrow

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[unicorn-of-mischief]

Go, bagel!

[donaweasley]

Wheeeee!!

[merainytwo]

I’m about to go to bed wish me luck

[potatoheartsyou]

hey maybe if i reblog this the guy i’ve had a crush on since fucking FOREVER will finally ask me out bc there’s like a huge carnival in my town rn and my bff and his bff are going together on a date so maybe he’ll finally take the hint and ASK ME THE FUCK OUT (i am not delulu i swear he likes me back he keeps sending me these insanely flirty texts and he bought me pizza and watched ten things i hate about you with me)

[yeetamorrow]

random CC headcanon drop

Ruhn would 100% learn the CC universe's equivalent to TikTok dances as a way of bonding with Lidia's boys.

That is all.

[literary-sparks]

“Why don’t you use ai” idk man beyond the obvious environmental and “this machine causes psychosis and encourages people to kill themselves” thing I think asking the equivalent of a solid D student who is also a pathological liar if they can answer my question/do the work for me seems pretty fucking stupid

[i-am-a-fish]

I am sick. this sucks balls. my will is made of iron but my immune system couldn't keep up. I'm going to eat a pop tart and sulk for the rest of the day

[assignedmale]

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[bramblebeau]

arise queers

[yeetamorrow]

I'M GONNA F*CKING LOSE MY SH*T OVER HERE LIKE ACTUALLY —

[yeetamorrow]

Just found my drafts... here's this, which I forgot I did.

IF SOMEONE DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE THIS SH*T—

I'M ACTUALLY ON THE F*CKING VERGE HERE—

IF SOMEONE ELSE—

*DESK SLAM* *SCREECH*

(IDEK what's going on here but I might need to make myself a masterlist for my impending GIF collection)

(homegirl is actually showing So Much Emotion?? Like, if that's acting, then HOLF SH*T, WHO IS SHE?? IDK if she's an actress or if this is a genuine moment captured on someone's camera or WHAT—)

(Entirely separate sh*t from what I was originally thinking about here, but the GIF showed up so I figured I might as well –How in the actual f*ck do you calligrapy??)

Anyways,

[jovishark]

some advice for people entering their 20s:

-dont go to the emergency room with dental problems. go to the dentist

-bagged greens are cheaper than pre-made salads

-taco bell is NOT worth the money anymore. 1/4 cup mayo, 1/4 cup sour cream, 3 tblspoons pickled jalapenos+2tblspoons of the jar liquid, 2 tsp paprika 1 tsp cumin 1 tsp garlic powder 1 tsp onion powder salt+pepper. all in your blender. creamy jalapeno sauce

-dont quit your job unless you have a bunch of job interviews lined up immediately after

-use resources. food bank, unemployment, housing assistance, financial aid, etc. yes there will be paperwork. but Do It

-dont stay awake longer than 20 hours. you Will start to become impulsive and cranky. resting for 20 minutes is better than trying to stay awake

-for every 2 hours you spend looking up close at screens, spend 20 minutes looking at something far away from you. stretch your wrists a lot

-dont do that yoga stretch where you roll your head around your shoulders. youre grinding down the joints in your neck

-be nice to your friends, bullying them as a joke gets old. if you need a ride somewhere at least offer them gas money

-brush your teeth at any time of the day but especially before you sleep. dont snack in bed if you can help it. make your bed the Clean Teeth Zone. keep floss picks by your bed

-dont tell your boss youre adhd/autism/depression/suicidal. dont trust your coworkers with that. you NEVER know how people will take it and its none of their business

-train your pets to go to the front door when they hear a fire alarm

-get regular oil changes

[erin-bo-berin]

Another day of me yearning for the the Eris and Elain brother and mate friendship 🥺

I just know he’d absolutely love and approve of her.

[yeetamorrow]

Reading Fourth Wing. Page 353. I genuinely had to take a break to vent this out, because I just started crying.

People without disabilities aren't likely to understand how significant shit like this is for those of us with disabilities.

"Just because your body is built differently than the others doesn't mean you don't deserve to keep your seat.

It takes more than a few strips of leather and a pommel to define a rider."

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[ropuszysko]

listen i am in the trenches rn i am not risking fucking up even more bc i skipped a tumblr chain post.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

<3 Help me out here potato of luck <3

[bidotorg]

[hopeful-recoveryy]

Reminder that caregivers of children are, by definition, supposed to provide shelter, food, and clothing. They did not do you a huge favor by providing this. It was the bare minimum of the job description that they voluntarily signed up for. You are not indebted to your caregivers for giving you the very basics.

[kaijuno]

In 2009, during a break at a Boston Celtics game, an ordinary moment turned into an unforgettable performance thanks to a young fan named Jeremy Fry.

As Bon Jovi’s iconic anthem “Livin’ on a Prayer” blasted through the arena, Jeremy sprang to life. What began as a spontaneous dance quickly escalated into a full-blown show. With uncontainable energy, he sang at the top of his lungs, air-guitared like a rock star, and danced his way down the stadium steps—electrifying the crowd in the process.

The stadium camera, originally just capturing a lighthearted fan moment, couldn’t look away. It followed Jeremy’s every move as fans around him joined in, clapping, cheering, and singing along. His raw, unfiltered joy lit up the entire arena—and soon, the internet.

The video of Jeremy’s performance went viral, racking up millions of views across platforms and even landing a spot on Bon Jovi’s official Instagram. For many, it remains one of the most beloved and entertaining fan moments ever captured at a sporting event.

More than a decade later, Jeremy Fry’s epic dance is still remembered—not just for the moves, but for the joy and authenticity that resonated with viewers around the world.

[thewizardofhoes-speaking]

[the-trans-man-with-no-plan]

You can also TEXT "START" to 678-678 or go to their website! There are 700+ of you following me. You don't need to be from the US to reblog this. Reblog.

[homosexuality-offical]

i’m usually a gimmick blog but this is serious. Always remember start to 678678 it’s saved even me a couple times. I love you all, please be safe

[phannie-elvis]

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[elvis-vaebsley]

Róa mama, now's about time I return from my polar slumber to reblog this.

[crow-thing]

@our-trans-punk-experience

[our-trans-punk-experience]

there will be someone this is useful for - reblog! Punks will get this far and wide bc fuck this administration