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Sam: Come on man! We are two peas in a pod!
Bucky: No. We are two ice cubes in a glass about due for a meltdown.
Bucky: Hey Sam. Where is Captain America from Wish?
Sam: Right behind you.
Bucky: Yeah. I know.
Sam: Bucky, why did it take you so long to escape the kidnappers?
Bucky: Hostage or not... sometimes it's nice to be held.
Sam: Bucky stop being weird. People are staring.
Bucky: Well they shouldn't! You told me it was rude to stare!
Bucky: *reading prescription bottle* Don't use heavy machinery.... where would I even get a fork truck?
Sam: It means a car....
Bucky: Oh... yeah. That makes more sense.
Sam: Buck... can I ask a question and you not get offended?
Bucky: Probably not, but go ahead.
Sam: So when you were The Winter Soldier... who did your make-up?
Bucky: ......
Sam: Did Hydra have a make-up team for you before you went on missions? Or did you do it yourself?
Bucky: ....
Sam: Did it serve a purpose like in football to help with the glare from the sun? Or was it purely for aesthetics?
Bucky: *glaring at John Walker* That guy is as useless as a shoe store in The Shire!
Bucky: * reading the newspaper* A guy was arrested at Walmart for stealing Shania Twain CDs.
Sam: Huh, guess that didn't impress her much.
The tiger daddy looks like Bucky daddy.
I mean, Daddy?
I mean... Daddy?
Sam: Bucky Fucking Barnes!
Bucky: Um, actually my middle name is Buchanan.
Bucky: Hey Chaotic Bird Boi!
Sam: *sighs* What do you need Robo-Cop?
Bucky: Is cereal a soup?
Sam: Bucky go the fuck to sleep!
Sreve: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Bucky: Mine just says 'Bucky, no!'
Steve: Yes. And I want you to apply that to every possible situation.
Sam was right! The Big Three are the cause of the Multiverse problems!
"Aliens"
"Andriods"
And "Wizards"
Bucky: Sam I swear if you don't stop your shit I will shove my arm so far up your ass I'll be able to use your mouth as a puppet!
I watch Marvel movies for their plot.
I watch Marvel movies for the plot
I watch them for the plots
For the plot! I swear!
It's the plot that keeps me coming back.
The plot.
Yes. The plot of the movies is what keeps me going back.