bye

I don't remember my password

[lopmon]

osanfg73qgwhfiuequi some girl from my high school just posted this n like… she’s not the kind of person who would share it out of satire i’m fucking screaming

[mafiamoll]

“Halloween, commonly known in the homosexual community as ‘Gay Christmas”

MOTHERFUCKING GAY CHRISTMAS

[grandwretch]

Bring back Gay Christmas in 2016

[tunajorts]

happy Gay Christmas everyone

[spooky-luka-deactivated20200830]

Happy gay Christmas

[emo-and-dumb]

Happy gay christmas

[strawberry-anomaly-deactivated2]

Happy gay Christmas

[cryptictrans]

Happy Gay Christmas

[cabinet-dude-deactivated2019091]

Happy Gay Christmas.

[jinmaeda]

Happy Gay Christmas

[c--o--l--o--r-moved-deactivated]

happy gay christmas

[unheavenlycreatures]

happy gay christmas

[la-dolce-vita-on-deck-blog]

happy gay christmas

[indic0lite]

Happy gay Christmas

[c-ssandras-archive]

Yall think the gods take classics classes for fun

[c-ssandras-archive]

Professor: whys your drawing look like that lol artemis would be paler

Apollo, twin sister to Artemis, has seen her at least once a week for 4,000 years:

[remadeheartachemotel]

professor: ares is the god of war and is evil.

ares:

[your-villainous-neighbour]

Professor: Hades is the god of the underworld and is therefore evil and cold and heartless

Persephone, who has seen her husband cry secret tears of Manly Anguish every time she has to go live with her mother for six months:

[ultrawebcomics]

Professor: Not even the crack of dawn was safe from Zeus. Zeus:

[lordmogatron]

Exactly two people on the planet are allowed to wear a wifebeater tucked into jeans

That will be all; I won’t be taking questions.

[maxximoffed]

[ripe]

The Phyllomedusa Bicolor (Giant Monkey Frog) covers itself in a skin secretion to avoid drying out in the sun.

(source)

[yeetmes-blog]

Me too

[klubbhead]

I went forward in time, I saw 14,000,605 futures.

[turningpoint43]

How many were there where Tumblr got their shit together?

[klubbhead]

[yeetmes-blog]

They got him.

[recentgooglesearches]

I smoke weed and also I jack off and also I died and also I was reborn. Like this post if you’re not afraid to reblog it.

[thefloatingstone]

UHM.... SO....

IF YOU GUYS ARE LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO POST YOUR NSFW ART….

….yeah.

This is real.

[seperis]

I need a word that encompasses ‘maybe touched’, ‘profoundly weirded out’ and ‘…oh’.

And gleeful as fuck.  For truly, the internet is for porn.

[thebibliosphere]

WAIT

…….fuck it. I wonder what the pornhub pay out is like compared to patreon.

[unzip-your-guts]

[mxponysyn-deactivated20190620]

Who knew writing erotica on pornhub could be a legitimate career 😂😂😂

[sirsbabybear]

Pornhub is there when life gets hard and when you get fucked (by tumblr).

[rlsallyface]

I’m legitimately going to make an account. Jokes aside, this sounds fucking neat

[cyberkai]

Pornhub here I come (mehehehehe)

[maneth985]

yu know shit’s bad when Pornhub steps up lmao chaotic good

[izhunny]

Well fuck. I hope their severs can handle it.

[yeetmes-blog]

Who's coming? (Ha ha)

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

u ever get no sleep and the next day ur body functions like the tumblr app

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

me: we need to study

brain: hhuuUUUUGUHHGHUHGUHGUHUUH :((( oops SORRY! woopsie doopsies ! we mad ea big ol uhuhfdioufhdsiuiuaksj!!!!!!!????!?!?! :((((((

[popokko-deactivated20210315]

is everyone reblogging this ok

[writing-prompt-s]

You, a powerful supervillain, have finally managed to capture your arch-nemesis who’s been getting in your way for years. Obviously, you’re going to kill them, but there’s just one tiny snag: They’re actually immortal.

[yeetmes-blog]

"How am I supposed to end you if I can't kill you..." "Trust me villain, you won't."

He's right. He sat there for a very long time and got an idea. "AH HA! You can't cause save anyone if you're asleep!" " Excuse me?" He is pretty sure after all these years you finally lost your head.

"You heard me-" "yeah, no I heard you the thing is, your plan to get rid of me...is sleeping?" He laughs at him. "What are you gonna do after? Put me in a glass casing? Or a tower with fairies guarded by a purple dragon? HA!" For a hero ,he's kinda mean, even by his standard.

"You won't be laughing for long." "Ah yes that's right I'll be asleep-" he broke his nose.

"Have you lost your mind?!" He sees the hero has anger in his eyes. "Let me go and we'll have an old fashioned beat down!" He stood there waiting. But not for long after the hero was beaten to a pulp. He tried to speak but barely could. "....why?...." "Why what?" "....look....at...your....hands...." he looked his hands were covered in the hero's blood. "What about them?" He tried to say something else.

"....you were right....I am....tired...." looks like he passed out.

They locked him up in a sleep that was air sealed tight and filled with sleeping gas. He wasn't waking up anytime soon. He was patched up. Not that it mattered. Years later he never forgot that feeling of beating his enemy once and for all. He went back to his cell to see again, maybe it'll give him a reason to start killing again, who knows.

He was gone.

[mikisugiaikuro-deactivated20200]

IF YOUR ART GETS STOLEN

https://www.tumblr.com/dmca Go there, and do as the instructions say. When my art was stolen, I got the post reported, and it was taken down. Don’t worry, it doesn’t just take down the sources post, but it takes down all the reblogged posts too. Please give this a reblog, many artists out there may not know this is here. And remember, ask permission before sharing, or don’t post it.

[harrypopsz]

THIS IS BLOODY FANTASTIC

LET ME SMOOCH YOU

GOODBYE RE-POSTERS

[little-geecko]

WELL WELL WE HAVE SOME USEFUL STUFF HERE

[magicalgirlmascot]

Tropes that are totally overused and I love them to death

grumpy jerk and actual ray of sunshine are BFFs

mutual unrequited pining

character A falls fast and hard for character B

character A slowly falls in love with character B over the course of several years, realization hits them that they’ve been in love with B for a long time hits them like a truck

cool badass is actually a giant fucking nerd

The Power of Friendship ™

flat “what” reactions

sweet adorable characters with horrible tragic pasts

villains-turned-heroes becoming the Weird Uncle

characters that aren’t actually related having a parent-child relationship

characters that aren’t actually siblings having a sibling-like bond

“I can’t stand this person but I would die for them”

[keybladewyvern]

you will take these tropes from my cold dead hands.

[xxxsarihartxxx]

[tastefullyoffensive]

(via Li4mricee)

[setheverman]

STOP TELLING ME I LOOK LIKE THIS DOG

[deplcythebattery]

[glen-bi]

Bisexuality is valid, not a fucking phase

Now, there are still a lot of people don’t understand bisexual, some people mistakenly believe that no bisexual, also some people mistakenly believe that everyone is bisexual, also some people say that bisexuality is just a phase, there are many wrong views like this. To the credit of, bisexuality is valid, not a fucking phase.

Visit bisexual.com, participate in more bisexual topic.

[yeetmes-blog]

I'm sorry but I had to.

[yazzydream]

[x]

[prozdvoices]

words to live by

you can watch Season 2 of Anime Crimes Division here

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[thecrystalfems]

I love how every time I see this there’s a new addition

The saga continues

[askyourbestnightmare]

…You IDIOTS.

[kittymewmyu]

The only version I will ever reblog is this one

[xxkaibutsukoxx]

Flowey no

[redandblacktac]

no mercy small fucker

[malyfl0res]

After all this time fighting, the little guy and his enemy realized that it was all pointless. Since the beginning, the hate for each other had only make them stronger but by accepting their differences and learning to respect each other, they realized that they don’t have to keep being rivals, but perhaps something else.

even if their relationship may have started badly, the strong bond between them will last forever, by helping each others with what they lack and learning to accept that even if people have difference it would only make a world a more interesting place to be c:

[stardustgalaxy]

Just the happy ending I needed

[haitumblerz]

YAS FINALLY

[rabbittiddy]

Thank God.

[musashi]

here’s all my fave out of context lines from the pokemon episode “ghost at maiden’s peak,” more colloquially known as “eric stuart tries to fuck a rock”

i worked really hard captioning this one as you can see so please give it a watch that way you never have to watch the actual episode

[robotseverywhere]

please god the only thing i want in this world is the entire first season captioned by you