yellow tare bag

28 / queer / coping with lockdown by getting too invested in my OTPs / locked tomb / disco elysium / yuri!!! on ice / red, white & royal blue / watchmaker

[borealing]

i havent seen the cql version anywhere so i made it myself

[yellow-tare-bag]

once you get on board with the total lack of plot exposition and frequent blood-spitting it’s a hot cast and gorgeous tragedy all the way down

[marwoodlives]

Zan Zan’s masterclass: A-YAO and his 3 smiling modes

可利用  kě lì yònɡ - lit. available, usable      (maybe, fawning)

可抹杀 kě mǒ shā - obliterating

蓝曦臣 - Lan Xi Chen

[yellow-tare-bag]

MANSPLAIN. MANIPULATE. MALEWIFE.

[hawberries]

just to clarify my position for the court. i will not be taking questions at this time, thank you!

[image is two illustrated portraits. the first is jiang cheng in a purple circle, with the text “JIANG CHENG DID NOTHING WRONG”; the second is jin guangyao in a yellow circle, labeled “JIN GUANGYAO DID NOTHING WRONG”.]

[asparklethatisblue]

Some 3zun nonsense 

⭐️ Commission Info ⭐️

[yellow-tare-bag]

NMJ getting his info from his porn connoisseur baby bro will never not be funny to me

[gusubunnies]

lan xichen: resolves conflict meng yao: 👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀 nie mingjue: escalates conflict meng yao: 😈😈😈

[demiace-wen-ning]

I think that Nie Huaisang should be carried on the shoulders of his Himbo army everywhere Regina George-style. Just saying :/

[liangfunzun]

CAT!BAXIA !!

[yellow-tare-bag]

it fits, a semi-sentient blade haunted by a bloodthirsty sabre spirit would 100 pc be a cat, the kind of cat to cockblock poor da ge when he’s trying to makeout with one third of 3zun

[littlesmartart]

had a lot of Thoughts about how Huaisang got his revenge for JGY killing his brother by convincing JGY’s brother to kill himself… karma’s a bitch, JGY

AU where instead of getting stabbed, JGY survives the temple and Huaisang gets an opportunity to villain monologue a bit. because JGY had definitely figured out what was going on with “Mo Xuanyu” when he suddenly rocked up at Koi Tower on Hanguang-jun’s arm (he’s spent twenty years gossiping with Xichen about Wangji’s love life he knows okay, he KNOWS), but in canon there’s so little time for him to process the revelation of Huaisang’s “betrayal”, so I don’t know if it ever entirely clicked for him exactly how far Huaisang went. and there’s something appealing about the narrative symmetry of Huaisang being like “you took my brother? fine, I’ll take yours, and his death will be the core of your downfall”

[yellow-tare-bag]

every time I finally realise another parallel in this story I’m like, damnnnnn. now to lose myself in some NMJ and MXY themes thoughts about futility of sacrifice and the desecration of bodies and filial revenge  anyway yes to this au where the schemer realises he has been out-schemed by his protogé

[ebonykain]

Excuse me, sir????

Who gave you permission to be this adorable while in full Nie Mingjue costume????

Those dimples! That smile!

We were utterly robbed by the fact Nie Mingjue never got to be happy on-screen in The Untamed. This is a crime! This man is so sweet and happy here, I'm dying!

[yellow-tare-bag]

my kingdom for a fic where the entire cultivation world is just losing its mind for da ge and his dimples I don’t have much in common with LXC apart from the fact that I too go wild for boys n girls with dimples

[littlesmartart]

hello yes I am very deeply emotional about the idea of reconciled nieyao and so is xichen!!!!!

more happy AU

[yellow-tare-bag]

happy sexy 3zun is my love language!!! the soft morning light glinting on the inappropriately used gusu forehead ribbon and JGYs chest scar from where he took a sword for NMJ ugh the ROMANCE the FEELS 

[littlesmartart]

I saw this photo and my brain was like “POV: you’re Jin Ling and you’re caught sneaking back in after sneaking out”

more happy AU

[yellow-tare-bag]

this art has watered my emotional crops today

[ladyandthelotus]

The Untamed + text posts: Jiggy (12/?) (pt. 1) (pt. 2) (pt. 3) (pt. 4) (pt. 5) (pt. 6) (pt. 7) (pt. 8) (pt. 9) (pt.10) (pt.11)

[yellow-tare-bag]

ok but now I understand why I identify with the horrible little murder rat brat. why am i so smol and angy.

[rhymesswith]

Their meet-cute is 1000x funnier if you modern au.

GX: wtf are you talking about he’s a damn mess look at him passed out drunk at 11 am! WKX: A-Xiang we are literally drinking mimosas

[yellow-tare-bag]

WKX would 100 pc wear a cravat and cape his jacket <33333 he just can’t wait to get his hands on him and give him a makeover now I need a Wicked popular AMV for the first few eps

[cerial-junkie]

[yellow-tare-bag]

it’s just so great that the lyrics of hamilton have the EMOTION of the DELIVERY burned into my HEART so I read this with all torment of both Tragic (His)Stories reverberating through my brain :)))))

[incorrectcqlsubtoo]

240.) Don’t worry uncle its just a dream, it’s not like they’ll end up falling for those two and suffer for years

[yellow-tare-bag]

poor lan qiren living out the no fear t shirt meme

[canary3d-obsessed]

Wen Ning: Why are my boat rides always like this?

Episode 17, Episode 46

Bonus

[yellow-tare-bag]

Wen Ning’s gondola rides of romantic swoons and emotional core destruction reveals  just realised that even with the core-swapping and ~16 years of grief that happens in between these two scenes it always ends with one of them passed out on a boat with Wen Ning and a yawning emotional gulf still to be bridged (also Wen Ning just GAVE JIANG CHIANG SUIBIAN and JC still has Chenqing weep weep weep)

[mylastbraincql-deactivated20210]

Untamed Fall Fest | Day 26: Remains

[yellow-tare-bag]

this gifset is a heatseeking missile directed at my HEART I am feeling ATTACKED right now  about to watch episode 50 and wow. what a bitterweet experience this show is. I feel weird wanting to describe it as Shakespearian cause ya girl only studied Western lit and Islamic art and I have no grounding in Chinese theatre/literature to better situate my praise. but the THEMES and PARALLELS and the TRAGIC CATHARSIS of it all.