desperate measures call for desperate housewives!

they/them & bi. i just have a lot of opinions and like to help spread useful infos.

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[footlongdingledong]

dip shit you are not turning into the joker. you are barely even turning into the penguin or th e ice guy

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

we gotta get back into revolving bookcases i'm begging

truly we allow the pinnacles of human achievement to wither and collapse into ashes in the wind

[asvpfrenchy]

the art of not being ready and doing it anyway will take you far

[transiting]

don’t make other people’s decisions for them. apply for the job you don’t think you’ll get. let them decide if you have the skills they’re looking for. tell that person you like them even though you think they’re out of your league. let them decide if they like you. stop trying to predict and control everything. bring what you have to the table. let the rest go.

[weirdtranssexual]

i mean this in the nicest way possible but some of you need to learn how to be annoyed

[weirdtranssexual]

people are going to annoy you and that’s not a reason to burn bridges or blow up relationships

some people will even annoy you often! some people aren’t good at social cues and will therefore be frequently annoying! still not a reason to blow everything up!

[nyaa]

[関口碧@aoi_sekigu]

[girlmostlikely]

The social attitude regarding age is consistently getting weirder. You’re not ‘pushing 30’ you’re just in your late 20s. 30 is not old and neither is 40 while I’m at it. Growing older is an enormous privilege and displaying that age is a gorgeous component of life. Spending your days trying to reverse that grace breeds an eternally wasted life.

[bakwaaas]

the internet has made people feel like their personal opinion on every topic is valuable and important and holds equal weight to everyone else’s but the truth is some spaces aren’t for you and some things you just can’t relate to or understand and that’s okay. learn when to stay quiet instead of inserting yourself into conversations that are actually nothing to do with you

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

one thing I respect the hell out of is little kids lying down on the floor in public. they have had ENOUGH and are ready to go HOME and are willing to be a HUGE INCONVENIENCE about it. we can learn so much from them

[senatortedcruz]

Happy international women’s day anything that can be destroyed by women’s liberation should be destroyed by women’s liberation xoxo

[stuckinapril]

The trick is to do it without shame. Literally anything could be cool if you just did it shamelessly

[9fruit]

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

[lecstat]

@ultras_antifaa — the women of the palestinian resistance 🇵🇸

[vnapologeticapathy]

list of mutuals that are FUNDAMENTAL for a healthy dashboard ecosystem (in no particular order): complainers, 30 year olds, emotionally stunted women, underachievers, people with a sedentary lifestyle, eastern europeans, workaholics and last but not least killjoy feminists

[post-to-poll-pipeline]

Which essential mutual are you?

Complainer

30 year old

Emotionally stunted woman

Underachiever

Person with a sedentary lifestyle

Eastern european

Workaholic

Killjoy feminist

Voting ended onMar 1

If you're more than one, pick the one with the biggest influence on your posts.

[loveridden1999]

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

[avicecaro]

they tell you that if you work out and eat well and socialize regularly and keep a journal and limit your screen time you’ll feel good and the most fucked up part is that it’s true