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notes! - made this half asleep don’t judge some errors..
snow leopard!satoru who acts like a teething kitten. chewing through anything he can get his maw on— it’s relentless.
you’ve tried chew toys and whatnot, but he really likes chewing on your furniture! your poor (and expensive) couch has a good chunk of it bitten out! and right next to your now chewed up couch is your grinning ‘precious’ kitty.
snowleopard!satoru who has now chewed through nearly everything in your house, thinks that you’re feeling a bit left out :((
notes! - not as fleshed out as I wanted it to be :((( first time writing for geto! not going well…
stray!suguru who you found sneaking around in an alleyway, looking worse for wear— unhealthy skinny, darkened circles around his eyes, and smelling of vomit. so of course you took him in!
stray!suguru is rather quiet at first, only grunting or nodding in response to you— never letting you get too close, preferring to keep you at an arms length. he’s always politey accepting food you offer, though deep down— you feel as if there’s something he’s hiding.
stray!suguru takes a while to warm up to you. but, he does! it started off with subtle sniffing at you, then scooting closer, then his tail inching its way closer— almost featherlight touches it makes against your legs. now, suguru is a big cuddle bug!
stray!suguru who you actually have no idea what type of hybrid-man thing he is. he’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! (it’s not like you’ve ever really seen much hybrids around anyways..) he’s tall— freakishly, built like a man made for hard labour, a harsh contrast to his cutesy ears n fuzzy tail!
stray!suguru who loves it when you lay on him, absolutely purring deeply when you perch yourself ontop of him. his big hands playing with your smaller ones— nuzzling into them like a loving cat.
stray!suguru who loves how much smaller your are compared to him, so soft and malleable— a purrfect little match for him.
stray!suguru doesn’t obey rules, especially not yours. of course, he’ll put on an act— ‘obeying’ to your house rules. it’s funny how you think you have control over him— little ol’ you.
stray!suguru who’s not as helpless as you thought…
ooo I’ve never done a hybrid reader before.. until now.
contents! - satoru and size difference, not proofread
notes! - honestly this sucks, but I wanted to get something out :(( I think I’ll properly elaborate on this later..
being brought in to be a companion for another wasn’t as bad as you thought it would be, even if said companion-ee is really annoying.
snowleopard!satoru was ecstatic— bouncing off the walls happy when you, a small housecat breed, was brought to his enclosure. finally! a playmate other than that bore suguru, and that drunkard ieiri.
you one the other hand, did not like satoru as much as he liked you.
as you were originally bought to help satoru relax during a particular season, snowleopards are far too tense to essentially mate— but jeez, this guy doesn’t seem to shy.
snowleopard!satoru nearly bulldozed you over with how excitedly he tried (literally) to tackle you, only to end up being scolded for his behaviour. though, satoru never listens anyways. that’s one thing you learn of him. as soon as the snow-haired bastard is set free— he pounces, giggling weirdly; poking at your cheeks, cooing at how much smaller you are to him.
he’s just ginormous, your normal size.
snowleopard!satoru spends his time as such, rubbing himself all over you— purring n all! scenting you, essentially. he’s just so happy to have a new (and much cuter) playmate! he doesn’t want anyone to steal you :((
why must he rub his musk over you.
snowleopard!satoru can never fully relax around you. being so small compared to him gives him primal urges— those cute twitching ears and that stupidly short tail of yours makes him go crazy! he loovvess how you feel against his body, fitting like a puzzle piece— sometimes he just wants to take a bite out of you!
notes - this has been marinating in my drafts for so long… and there’s others..
It’s been about a year since you adopted your cat. oh, you remember it like it was yesterday!
originally, you were supposed to spend time with another hybrid, a cute siberian husky! but when you saw sukuna’s well-kept pink hair, with his pink fluffball-ears, you just had to have him!
and now you’re here, stuck with the most sassiest cat in the world.
“ugh—kunaaa, let…go!” you huff, trying to pry his arms away from your mid-section.
“stop moving.” sukuna growls, arms wrapping around you tighter.
you don’t know why sukuna decided he wanted to eat you alive today. that cat’s been acting weird all week! licking and biting more frequently than before. heck, hes even pawing at you. talk about needy.
having sukuna as your house-pet is not easy. the man is akin to a ticking time-bomb with an already lit fuse. It’s best to give into him.
sighing in defeat, you give into to his slobbery assault— letting his rough tongue run over the apple of your cheeks. only for you to feel the slight sting of his canines.
“ow— hey! don’t bite!” you hiss in pain, you should’ve known…
he rolls his eyes, nibbling on the fat of your cheek like a chew toy— you can tell the big oaf enjoys this by his happily swaying tail. sadist.
It’s not long before you’re covered in his spit and bitemarks. neck decorated in a lovely necklace of bruised teeth marks, his drool practically became your own! courtesy of sukuna himself. (he spat in your mouth.)
wait idk if u did this req/fic b4 but kitty megumi upset cause he can smell another kitty’s scent on you 😭😭or like maybe a dog cause they smell different :3
did you miss me… ?
contents! - reader is shorter than megumi
not proofread
notes - i may have touched on this a tad but never in depth. but i can never refuse a kitty megumi ask!
“megs—honey! m’ home!” you yell, calling out for your grumpy bundle that you call megumi.
lo behold, megumi appears. speedily walking closer to you.
“mm— c’mere!” you chuckle, bringing megumi into your embrace— his chest pressing against your face.
megumi does his usual process; subtly starts purring, leaning down to nuzzle his head onto your most important spots, sniffing your scent— wait.
“you…” he whispers, sounding almost… hurt?
curious by his tone, you peer down at the now scowling megumi.
“eh? what’s wrong megs?” his frown only deepens, now refusing to look at you. he huffs and pulls himself out of your embrace, turning away from you to sulk.
stunned and confused by his sudden coldness, you try to get him to face you. to no avail.
“megumi?” you question, pinching his cheeks to get him to face you. once again, nothing.
he groans, grabbing your wrist to cease your pinching. now turning to face you—jeez, what’s got him so frowny?
“traitor.”
what
“huh? whaddya mean megs?” you’re now full on grabbing at his face, bringing him down to you— nearly clawing at his face!
“you let some—ugh— stupid mutt get all over you—“
ah, now you see.
it’s near terrifying when you face morphs from worry, to mischief.
“d’aww, is my wittle kitty jealous?” you coo, once again pinching at his cheeks
megumi groans in response— trying to pry himself out of your hold. blushing a fierce red at your teasing.
“no.”
“no need to be jealous, hun. you’ll always be my favourite.”
can i request kitty megumis reader going out on a date…. with not him
contents!— fem!reader, not proofread, short :((
notes - I was actually supposed to post this yesterday but i accidentally saved it into my drafts 😭😭
it was a peaceful day for megumi, warm and sunny—perfect for a long day of sunbathing, kisses, and naps.
until it wasn’t.
he should’ve known something was up when you came home smelling a bit too happy.
“oh—there you are, my wittle gummy-bear, c’mere!” you coo, crouching down to smother your grumpy kitty with kisses.
megumi grunts— ‘annoyed’ with your sudden boost of affection—he knows not to move, all too familiar with your… loving dramatics. he huffs, letting you continue this assault on him, burying his face in your neck to smell sweet, artificial— wait, this isn’t your scent.
“mwah, mwah!”
and what the hell are you wearing!?
“mwah! ‘aw, are you okay megs?” you move to peck at the crease of his furrowed eyebrows, only to be stopped when megumi speaks.
“what are you wearing…?” he scowls, sniffing all over your body to find your natural scent.
“huh—oh megs, honey didn’t I tell you im going out?” you try to pry his face away from your neck, wanting to talk to him properly.
“mm.. no,” he mumbles, now rubbing his head against your neck—wanting to get that icky artificial-ness off of you. ignoring your whines of protest.
“megumiii, stop— I’m going out on a date honey—“ there’s a growl of protest vibrating in your ear, someone’s not happy.
“no,” he replies, green eyes narrowed, and voice lower than usual.
you quietly yelp as he squeezes you tight against him.
“whaddya mean megs? m’ just having dinner,” you pause, rubbing at his fluffy ears, trying to atleast calm him. “i’ll be back before bedtime—hey!”
megumi, although kind (in his own way), hates sharing. and by the gods, he is not in a million years, sharing you. it’s only natural he shows you how much he loves you.
—
“megu—megumi, cmon’ I’m gonna be—ow— late!” you whine, desperately trying to crawl out of his claws.
yesh, you look like a hot mess. dress tattered, hair all over the place, makeup nearly licked off, not to mention covered in bite marks and spit.
“mm, stay.” he demands, looking up at you through lidded-eyes. not-so subtly purring— knowing he’s won.
contents — teenager gojo, gojo being a rebel, suguru mention, underaged drinking (bad gojo), slightly suggestive (only kissing), gojo being a freak
notes! — having gojo as a childhood friend when he was a bratty tween would be rough.. not proofread.. again.
childhood friend!satoru who you met by bumping into him, literally. stupidly tripping over some rock and knocking your head into some another kid. seeing him shaking his uniquely head of white hair—scowling at you. ha, it makes you laugh at how bratty of a kid he was, a far contrast to the satoru of today.
childhood friend!satoru who you are now stuck to the hip to! at first, it was hard to meet up with him due to his so called ‘training’, eh whatever that was. but that doesn’t stop him from coming to see you!
childhood friend!satoru who you have definitely been a bad influence on. he became more.. rebellious, running away more, staying with you until the crack of dawn—heck, at 14 he even stole a wine bottle for you both, wanting to ‘drink the night away!’…let’s just say it ended up with satoru hanging upside down in a tree by his pants. (lol you still have a pic of that)
childhood friend!satoru who’s grown nearly 2 feet taller than you, wearing stupid glasses and attending a fancy private school now, pfft rich bastard.
childhood friend!satoru who yaps away about his new school— he’s made new friends (thankfully, you never thought he would), suguru geto who you learn to be one of them. ‘suguru’s pretty cool.’ huh, satoru complimenting someone for once? ‘not as cool as me though,’ ah, there’s that petty guy you love so much.
childhood friend!satoru who comes to you one night, holding bottles on bottles of alcohol. how he got them? you never know with this idiot. he barges into like he owns the place, whining as he collapses on your bed. ‘i haf myf life’ he mumbles against your pillow. dramatically crying into it—eugh.
childhood friend!satoru who you get absolutely wasted with. light-weight-satoru never needs much— so he’s extra whipped up with liquor. you both are so wasted that you end up kissing! and not those pathetic little ‘mwahs’ nonono— like tongue, teeth, swapping spit kind of kisses. hand kneading at your hip n all! the freak decides to drink and kiss it into your mouth, giggling when you swallow the burning liquid and give him a disgusted face.
childhood friend!satoru who you wake up next to— the white-haired idiot wiggling his eyebrows at you and smirking like a dope. puckering his lips for a kiss only to get a mouthful of your pillow. you hate this freak.
hello......i shall...request more kitty megumi......
this one’s not my best but im getting ready for a trip with my bsf so some of these are just straight up from my asscheeks :((
p.s to all of you guys that have requested stuff from way beyond— don’t worry im working on them :)))
slightly spicy (aged up megs just in case) not proofread
kitty!megumi loves laying on top of you, like full-on puts his weight on you. only does so he can lay on your chest and get his ears played with >:// needy cat ends up drooling on you
kitty!megumi loves getting kisses and it’s not just pecks no no no— he absolutely loves those long sessions of kissing with you on his lap, a hand buried in his hair, fingers rubbing at the base of his sensitive ears as he suckles on your tongue. you both emerge from the moment with bruised lips coated with spit (he licks it up after—yuck megs)
kitty!megumi hates when you try to set him up on play dates with that pink-haired mutt. he hates when yuuji comes over, did you really have to get all buddy-buddy with his owner? all that dog does is stink up the house with his scent, you better hope megumi doesn’t see you giving yuuji some kisses on the cheek.. (plotwist; he does)
kitty!megumi expects some extra loving after having a play date with… yuuji. wants to get extra bedtime kisses to makeup for those not so sneaky kisses you gave to yuuji (he’s still annoyed about that). suddenly, megumi has the sudden urge to bite…
secret bf yuji who gives you little trinkets like bracelets but then worry that your friends might ask where you got it from so he only gives you stickers and pens😷
fem!reader, yuuji being fluffy. not proofread :0
you can not convince me that yuuji wouldn’t be the best bf ever.
secret bf yuuji hates being secret, seeing others flirt with you makes him wanna throw up and die :((
if it was his way, he’d dye your hair to match his and his name tattooed magically on your forehead. he’s maybe even considered rubbing himself all over you so you’ll hopefully catch his scent! but he can’t, unfortunately…
so, as a way to make his mark on you, he decides to get trinkets! at first, he wanted to splurge his allowance on jewellery because, you like jewellery, right..right? then he starts to spiral, ‘what if her friends notice??’ or ‘what if she hates me because the gift was too obvious and then she’ll leave me for someone better!’ yeah.. maybe he should be subtle.
yuuji ops for very subtle things, things that you could use everyday without anyone blinking twice… he’s so genius.
your pink cottonball of a boyfriend practically hops his way to your usual meeting spot with an imaginary wagging tail, pulling you into his arms (as per usual), happily nosing at your cheek, shivering when you peck him on the cheek.
yuuji—rather shyly—hands you a gift bag filled with scented crayons (strawberry scented because you said he was like a strawberry and he stuck with it), cute stickers with kirby on them, (you said kirby reminded you of him!) , pink gel pens (uh who else is pink other than him?) ect ect.
you accept, of course. but not without a face-sucking kiss for yuuji.
let’s just say yuuji may have lost a few braincells, and turned as pink as his hair.
