I go by many names but you may refer to me as "Pal

[yerpalmiya]

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[ahmnorhein-zkn]

Repost, now do your honors.

[jkl-fff]

Trans people just existing is no more sexual than when cis people just exist.

[thisisanerror]

Finally listened to my ex wife, played dispatch and absolutely no one’s surprise I fell hard for Invisigal while playing as Robert. Issue is I can’t help but headcanon Invisigal as a lesbian and romancing her as a dude felt off SO in order to fix this I simply transed Robert into a he/him butch lesbian and conditioned myself to view him as such. He goes by Robert, Robin and Rob interchangeably.

For the poses I used this artist’s funnydoll fanart as reference.

Anyways, sloppy kiss doodle weeeeee

[yerpalmiya]

This is funny me like this

[motherfuckingshakespeare]

A HANDY CHART FOR THOSE OF YOU WONDERING WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE. NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL THE INFORMAL AND YOU IS THE FORMAL SO LIKE YOU WOULD ALWAYS ADDRESS YOUR SUPERIOR/ OLDER PERSON/ SOCIAL BETTER WITH YOU BUT WITH YOUR BUDS YOU CAN USE THESE. 

[deminightingale]

making dispatch better than ever✨️

[sodomit]

I was looking for photos of one physical condition that happens to penises and came across this photoset.

[beepartcollection]

waterboy got super injured on the job and they put him on the STRONGEST painkillers

[memewhore]

[bananahomo]

I reblogged this last month, tagged it, and said “might as well see if it works.” I used this video as a reference to find all the forms that i needed (which is A LOT, especially if you’re a dependent) and sent them through the mail, not really allowing myself to hope.

dude.

$2,714 of medical debt from my top surgery - gone. im shaking this was such a weight on me for 2 years and it fucking worked. what the fuck.

[minakittengaming]

This is huge. Sharing for my US friendos.

[zillyblog]

Hospitals like to hide these policies under a lot of successive links in obscure places, so if you don't see anything right away, keep looking! Get friends to help! Make it a scavenger hunt. A game where you're assassins sent to slit capitalism's throat

[birthofcassiopeia]

can I be cringe for a moment

thanks 👍

[husband]

Happy Minecraft day

[sodadimensional]

Happy Minecraft day

[mostly-ghostly03]

happy minecraft day

[professional-termite]

@brediest-littleguy

[spacefinch]

Happy Minecraft day

[iloverobertrobertsoniii]

mechablazer yuri mechablades yuri mechaprism yuri flambert mechabat yuri yuri yuri yuri i heart yuri

[animentality]

[hop-a-lot]

rain clouds go away

[chaihat-blog]

GUYS, GUYS, GUYS EXCITING NEWS. SO I TALKED TO MY PARENTS AND AFTER HEAVY PERSUADING, THEY FINALLY SAID THAT THEY WILL LET ME GO TO DISNEYLAND BUT ONLY IF THIS GET'S 500,000 NOTES.

THEY THINK THAT I WON’T GET THESE MANY NOTES SO THEY’RE TRYING TO WEASEL OUT OF LETTING ME GO. PLEASE HELP ME FULFILL MY HOPES FOR THE SUMMER GUYS. PLEASEEEE

[chaihat-blog]

#You guys are so mean #I got no friends on tumblr to help me #for gods sake you guys got a fluffy chicken for a person #but not a single note to let me go to disneyland #hopes and dreams thoroughly crushed

[a-shiny-duskull-deactivated2016]

COME ON GUYS SHE NEEDS OUR HELP

[damnthatpixie]

Why haven’t more people helped?!

Here, we can do this!

[butterfly-sapphic]

I genuinely expected less than 500k but way more notes than this. I laughed out loud when I saw the number

[xenasaur]

it’s so funny it’s been more than a decade and we are not even fucking close

[mawofthemagnetar]

What do you mean “chat” is now referring to ChatGPT and not twitch chat? What? What? What the fuck? No?

When I address chat I am speaking to a presumed Greek chorus of real human people shitposting on their lunch break, not a machine that devours lakes to covert electricity into slop.

[pottetto]

fallen fairy ༉‧₊˚.

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[sparrowlucero]

they're after me for thinking of tv shows as art with human perspective again