âPlease be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not a part of any test protocol.â
âYou will be entirely on your own. Good luck.â
âPlease note that we have added a consequence for failure.â
âIâm laymanâs terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.â
âIf you feel lightheaded from thirst, feel free to pass out.â
âThank you for helping us help you help us all.
You havenât escaped, you know.â
âWhere do you think youâre going? Because I donât think youâre going where you think youâre going.â
âYou really shouldnât be here. It isnât safe for you.â
âYouâre not a good person, you know that right?â
âGood people donât end up here.â
âThis is your fault, it didnât have to be like this.â
âI let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. Youâve managed to destroy that part of me.â
âLook, youâre wasting your time and, believe me, you donât have a lot left to waste.â
âYou should now feel mentally invigorated.â
âYou look terribâ good, looking good actually.â
âItâs not out of the question that you might have a very small case of serious brain damage.â
âIâm gonna attempt a manual override on this wall.â
âDonât worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim.â
âIâm gonna work off the assumption that youâre still alive and Iâll just wait for you up ahead.â
âAnd assuming I can locate your dead body, Iâll go ahead and bury you.â
âPlease disregard any undeserved compliments.â
âDonât make eye contact, whatever you do.â
âAaaaahh! Sorry, I just looked down. I donât recommend it.â
âLet there be light. Thatâs, uhh, god, I was quoting god.â
âIâve been really busy being dead.â
âOkay, look, weâve both said a lot of things that youâre going to regret.â
âYou know, if youâd done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.â
âHere come the test results.. you are a horrible person. Thatâs what it says, a horrible person. We werenât even testing for that.â
âIâll give you credit, I guess you are listening to me.â
âTry to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you.â
âYou broke it, didnât you?â
âNobody but you is that pointlessly cruel.â
âI thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of the both of us.â
âIâm absolutely, guaranteeing you, 100% that itâs this way.. itâs not this way.â
âI honestly, truly didnât think you would fall for that.â
âWell, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until someone drops dead.â
âWait, what if this hurts? What if this really hurts?â
âYouâre not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.â
âTragic, but informative, or so Iâm told.â
âI like your grit. Hustle could use some work, though.â
âScience is not about why, but about why not.â
âSay, youâre good at murder.â
âKeep an eye on me, Iâm going to do some scheming.â
âWe just need to relax. Weâre still going to find out what the hellâs going on here, but calmly.â
âCan you handle things by yourself for a while? I need to think.â
âWhen life gives you lemons, donât make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I donât want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see lifeâs manager!â
âIâm not gonna lie to you, the odds are one million to one and thatâs with some generous rounding.â
âAs long as I donât listen to what Iâm saying I should be okay.â
âThe good news is, well, none so far to be honest. Iâll get back to you on that.â
âI know weâre in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it.â
âIs it alright if I kill him?â
âWell, this is the part where he kills us.â
âDonât die until I get back.â
âIâve heard voices all my life,but now I hear the voice of a conscious and itâs terrifying, because itâs my voice.â
âIâm being serious, I think thereâs something really wrong with me.â
âYou like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, letâs go get some!â
âThe best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.â
âIâll be honest, killing you is pretty hard.â
âItâs been fun. Donât come back.â