“Please be advised that a noticeable taste of blood is not a part of any test protocol.”
“You will be entirely on your own. Good luck.”
“Please note that we have added a consequence for failure.”
“I’m layman’s terms, speedy thing goes in, speedy thing comes out.”
“If you feel lightheaded from thirst, feel free to pass out.”
“Thank you for helping us help you help us all.
You haven’t escaped, you know.”
“Where do you think you’re going? Because I don’t think you’re going where you think you’re going.”
“You really shouldn’t be here. It isn’t safe for you.”
“You’re not a good person, you know that right?”
“Good people don’t end up here.”
“This is your fault, it didn’t have to be like this.”
“I let you survive this long because I was curious about your behavior. You’ve managed to destroy that part of me.”
“Look, you’re wasting your time and, believe me, you don’t have a lot left to waste.”
“You should now feel mentally invigorated.”
“You look terrib— good, looking good actually.”
“It’s not out of the question that you might have a very small case of serious brain damage.”
“I’m gonna attempt a manual override on this wall.”
“Don’t worry. The odds of this happening twice are very slim.”
“I’m gonna work off the assumption that you’re still alive and I’ll just wait for you up ahead.”
“And assuming I can locate your dead body, I’ll go ahead and bury you.”
“Please disregard any undeserved compliments.”
“Don’t make eye contact, whatever you do.”
“Aaaaahh! Sorry, I just looked down. I don’t recommend it.”
“Let there be light. That’s, uhh, god, I was quoting god.”
“I’ve been really busy being dead.”
“Okay, look, we’ve both said a lot of things that you’re going to regret.”
“You know, if you’d done that to somebody else, they might devote their existence to exacting revenge.”
“Here come the test results.. you are a horrible person. That’s what it says, a horrible person. We weren’t even testing for that.”
“I’ll give you credit, I guess you are listening to me.”
“Try to avoid the garbage hurtling towards you.”
“You broke it, didn’t you?”
“Nobody but you is that pointlessly cruel.”
“I thought about our dilemma, and I came up with a solution that I honestly think works out best for one of the both of us.”
“I’m absolutely, guaranteeing you, 100% that it’s this way.. it’s not this way.”
“I honestly, truly didn’t think you would fall for that.”
“Well, I suppose we could just sit in this room and glare at each other until someone drops dead.”
“Wait, what if this hurts? What if this really hurts?”
“You’re not just a regular moron. You were designed to be a moron.”
“Tragic, but informative, or so I’m told.”
“I like your grit. Hustle could use some work, though.”
“Science is not about why, but about why not.”
“Say, you’re good at murder.”
“Keep an eye on me, I’m going to do some scheming.”
“We just need to relax. We’re still going to find out what the hell’s going on here, but calmly.”
“Can you handle things by yourself for a while? I need to think.”
“When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these?! Demand to see life’s manager!”
“I’m not gonna lie to you, the odds are one million to one and that’s with some generous rounding.”
“As long as I don’t listen to what I’m saying I should be okay.”
“The good news is, well, none so far to be honest. I’ll get back to you on that.”
“I know we’re in a lot of trouble and probably about to die, but that was worth it.”
“Is it alright if I kill him?”
“Well, this is the part where he kills us.”
“Don’t die until I get back.”
“I’ve heard voices all my life,but now I hear the voice of a conscious and it’s terrifying, because it’s my voice.”
“I’m being serious, I think there’s something really wrong with me.”
“You like revenge, right? Everybody likes revenge. Well, let’s go get some!”
“The best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.”
“I’ll be honest, killing you is pretty hard.”
“It’s been fun. Don’t come back.”
