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rp memes, rp memes everywhere.

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Send ㊁ for my muse to truthfully reveal how they feel about your muse

Who are you again? ║ I feel awkward around you ║ I want to be your friend so bad but I don’t know what to say ║ I wish you would just go away ║ I think you’re pretty cool ║ I don’t know you personally but I see you on the dashboard a lot ║ I only know your name and nothing else about you║ We hooked up once or twice ║ I never want to speak to you again ║ I wish you’d leave me alone ║ I want to go on a date with you ║ I like you  ║ I love you ║ I loathe you ║ Ugh you again ║ I’m indifferent to you ║ You’re very hot  ║ I want to marry you ║ You’re cute ║ You are my baby ║ I want your baby ║ You are my bae ║ You’re my favorite ║ I’m in love with you ║ I’m in like with you ║ I want your baby ║ I wish we could spend more time together ║ I want to hang out with you more ║ I admire you ║ Maybe we could hang out sometime? ║ I’d like to get to know you better ║ I’m secretly in love with you ║ I want to give things another try with us ║ You’re someone I look up to ║ I want to give us a try ║ You seem very nice ║ You’re pretty popular ║ I’m envious of you ║ I’m worried about you ║ You piss me off ║ I consider us friends ║ I consider us buddies ║ I consider us acquaintances ║ I consider us family ║ I’d fuck you ║ I want that ass ║ I want to raise up a pet together ║ I want to have your kids ║ I want to be your fuck buddy ║ I want to kill you ║ You get on my nerves ║ I want you to stop talking to me ║ I hope we can be friends for a long time ║ I hope we can be together forever

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Send me a "☤"For my muses reaction to waking up with your muses head between their legs.

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Send me “Suck my dick.” For my Muse’s reaction

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Send me “truth” for my muse to tell yours something they wanted to say for a long time

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long personal sentence starters

some things i actually roleplayed that the world need to know. mostly crack, bad language and NSFW.

“what, I am still hungry as fuck.” “I just watched a really cool movie!.” “I am a 70′s kid I was born on 1991 don’t judge me“ “We all know that I am a real ass bitch in this real ass world.” "Hello, demon daddy is here! .” “Spicy food makes me sick, I hate it ” “Time and space is an illusion .” “I am gay and dead inside but at least I look good “ “BASTARD HOW DARE YOU I SOLD MY KIDNEY FOR THIS !!” “Suck my big dick.” “I rather die of hunger than eat this shit.” “stop your food porn or I will call the police.” “I can suck my none existing dick, this is how low I can get.” “Japanese porn ! where?.” “ Was your daddy a baker? Because you've got some nice buns!” “ Do my homework as in do me.” “ Roses are red violets are blue if you turn to bed, i will go down on you.” "Oh honey! i am not any man." “What kind of a house doesn’t have salt?.” “ I will kick your ass right here right now.” “you like sucking dicks hoe?” “Let me hear you scream for me, bitch!"   “Unlike you some of us want babies." “what you need right now is to chill.” "you gotta a little mustache hair there." “good morning bitch! now suck my dick.” “ … not sure how this work but ok.” ”should i add that you killed a human too.” “ oh babe! personally, I like the disease.”   " I hope you misbehave more, I would love to try new things." "Oh, honey! you are so clueless, how amusing." "this is not what you said last time we had fun." "go fuck with someone your size, shorty." "poke me again and i will eat you." “I will fuck the thought into you tonight, baby.” “I will be sugar daddy anytime.” “ bee or not to bee this is the question.” “ There's only two types of people in the world, and all of them is me.” “Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how PERFECT I AM?.” “next time don’t come to me with your ugly attitude.”

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Send my muse a weird object to react to

this can be anything. send ‘+ reverse’ with it for your muse reaction instead

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being 20+ on tumblr

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Daily reminder to turn off “best posts first” in your dashboard settings

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on mobile only because i can’t see it when i go to my laptop for some reason.

go to your blog > click settings > general settings > dashboard preferences and then you will find it there. 

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I hope all my followers remember that roleplaying is not a job, you don’t have to roleplay every day. you don’t have to stress yourself with it. you don’t have to answer everyone messages/threads. you don’t have to put it first. it’s just a hobby. a stress reliever. a way to show your love for the character you roleplay. a way to develop your writing skills, make good friends and have fun and escape from the world.

roleplaying is 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕒 𝕙𝕠𝕓𝕓𝕪 

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me reading my old threads 

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TYPES OF MUNS

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SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION

“I’ll bet you a dollar I can eat all of this food in 5 mins.”  “I which dragons were real so I could send one after your ass.” “It’s not that I think your swag is bad! It’s just … dump as fuck.” “Can you please not sneak into my room and steal my shit?.” “Jokes on you I don’t have a heart, I am a cold ass bitch.” “Hit me baby, one more time, maybe not that hard ok!.” “Unable to process the stupidity of what you just said. Sorry.” “If I had a dollor for everytime you say that.” “go clean my house then I will see if I can do that.” “She called my mom ugly! she deserves what she got.” “I accidentally scratched your car...sorry.” “Why is there a frozen turkey in the bathtub?" “I've made so many mistakes, I am not perfect.” “ i had a dream about killing my parents, is this bad?” “Wait, what did you just say you little punk?” “ sometimes I wish I was a tortoise so I can hide in my shell.” “sorry, I didn't understand the bullshit you just said.” “I am weak when it comes to Nutella, have mercy.” “ is it just me or I look so awesome today!.” “Who the hell is passed out in the driveway?” “why the fuck did you steal the old lady's dog?.” “Quit being annoying, I have things to do people to meet..”

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motion blur photos of essentially anything are so fucking hyst*rical for some reason like.. nothing will ever surpass them in their comedic value to me, personally. i see anything w/ a blur and i’m in tears

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you see this image? this is what the epitome of comedy looks like

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Send “woof” to surprise my muse with a puppy

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reblog if you care about your rp partners health, mental state or worry about them if they are no online.

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give my muse a pet

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The 1st icon in your folder is your muse's "i am sorry" face