[newvision]

Music was better when ugly people were allowed to make it

[silumia-deactivated20180526]

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

nice try

[great-tweets]

[lotad]

[deepspacepirate]

Whenever someone says I’m kind and patient:

[lesbianrey]

list of heroes

the woman who dated 40+ guys, got them to buy her iphones, and then sold them to buy a house

the woman who traded one singular rick and morty sauce for a car

[rigglos]

don’t forget the woman who charged a bunch of dudes money to attend an orgy but never promised any women would be there so they all just showed up to find nothing but men

[julietandherfairjuliet]

The girl on Tinder whose profile said “send me $5 and see what happens” and after they sent her money she blocked them

[afrodingus93]

Tony Hawk is a real one lol

[bvids]

[bunnyfood]

It’s called fashion, look it up.

[skrewsociety]

Pull me into a bathroom at a party and tell me how bad you want me. Then fuck me.

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, outside the bathroom waiting for these two to stop fucking so I can pee:

[memescomedy]

[whiteyoda]

[knowwhatimeme]

[handsometruth]

😍😍😍

[hisboi3lroy21]

👑 💛

[stability]

employer: so how do you like working here!

me:

[kuwaiti-tissue]

[ojalla]

um children deserve everything

[loismacgiver-deactivated2018061]

get u a gf……………nap on her tiddy

[overpricedvodka]

White Gays Stop Using AAVE, how bout do that challenge.