croac, bitch

not a real frog. she/her.

[crookedkingdom]

not enough of you on here are obsessed with the handsome lady knight and her little historian husband who is doomed to watch her die over and over again. disappointing.

[spamtown-usa]

The Mysterious Pervert has reblogged your post

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Lovely Mutual has reblogged your post

[damnhotpocket]

Gema.piano on instagram

Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

[orteil42]

am i losing the drive to create things for an increasingly alien and hostile world whose mounting taste for fascism feels like a cold metal vise around my skull or am i just lazy and unmedicated and looking for excuses

[zootycoon-archive]

i got these knockoff boots online and instead of the brand name on the tag they have the name of an apparently nonexistent martin scorsese movie??? what the fuck

[loseremo]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[wormsical]

it would be one thing if it was just the horrors but it's all the little horrorcitos también

[moveslikekeithrichards]

there is no greater joy on this earth than Making Lists, Categorizing, & Sorting

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

okay so I know slur song was banned from the club chart BUT fun fact: to make it into the lower end of the itunes charts you only need to sell like 50 songs in a day so if you have 50 friends with a dollar to spare and an iphone ... well

omg that would be so funny. I definitely don't have 50 friends I could expose this song to but thankyouuuuu!

[bo0kfcae-blog]

lets goooooo

[batshit-auspol]

this country has the chance to do the funniest thing

[vancouvery]

The Slur Song - Single by Bigfoot's Biggest Fan on Apple Music

Album · 2025 · 1 Song

You raaannngggggGG???

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

aaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!1!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

tumblr staff finding out their site has crowdsourced a viral song, only to discover it is 100% unusable in any corporate marketing scenario

[chaser]

Australian music industry: "God we wish local music was more popular"

Monkey paw: *curls*

[decimera]

For those unsure what's being referenced:

[echojulietfoxtrot]

This went down a fucking storm in a bar on Saturday btw

[bigfoots-biggest-fan]

> be tumblr

> accidentally meme your way into creating a hit song made entirely out of slurs

> song gets banned from the dance charts right as its about to chart

> every gay bar in the country immediately adds it to their playlist in protest

Sometimes using this site is like accidentally rolling your car off a cliff only for it to somehow do a flip and land directly on top of Hitler

[tordenvejr]

they should invent something transformative and rewarding that happens inside my comfort zone

[thebirdandhersong]

Absolutely horrid that a 10hr sleep does not cure you of all that ails you

[yourshittylaptop]

But mayhaps 11 hours will cure me?

[baddingtonbitch]

finding enough plastic in human brains to make a spoon is certainly a shocking headline but I just don't have it in me to be shocked anymore. not only can I see the evidence of spoon brain all around me I can literally feel it in myself

[celluzu]

"You're losing blood" no I know exactly where it is. The floor. Don't ever underestimate me.

[henstomper]

hard cider was invented when someone decided to make beer that tastes good instead of bad

[fleshdyk3]

easily one of my favourite tweets of all time

[dunmestuffy]

[eerna]

spending these days brainrotting bc I finally after all these years saw the OBC live

bonus: POV you're me watching Chant from this angle