The One And Only

I mostly reblog random shitposts and occasionally make some shit posts of my own

[yourshittylaptop]

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[thotgamer-deactivated20211030]

[ot3]

i think friendslop as a term is soooo fucking funny. ironically mildly derogatory term for something that's only good because you are just doing it to hang out with your friends. im not saying it's a misnomer or anything in fact i think we need to broaden the concept to apply to a lot of non video game stuff retroactively. bowling is highkey friendslop

[ot3]

other notable examples of friendslop:

bar trivia

pontoon boats

ouija boards

[a-pile-of-dolls]

To the confusion of many, New York City mayor Zohran Mamdani has announced that the statue of liberty is now officially a woman

[noelleaxolotl]

Self affirmations for people going places

• I did lock the door

• I did lock the door

• I did lock the door

• I did lock the door

• I did lock the door

• I did lock the door

• I did lock the door

• I did lock the door

[crag-the-caveman]

But what if Crag didnt. And now entire warring tribe and pack of smilodons now in Crags cave taking Crag's stuff?

[dogpuppy]

[iplaycomputer]

via nmr-elektronika

[wizardarchetypes]

i get a $250 million production budget to adapt beowulf into a summer blockbuster and at the end beowulf is contemplating his reign as king in his old age and the passing of time and we hear some kids say something he doesn't quite understand and he says stoically "it's as if the English i speak is becoming old..."

[lakevida]

ive always wanted to try ice cubes but theyve never been within my budget before this is so exciting

[lickingandsuckingchristmascoins]

[niyarest]

[womanaction]

one of the best sentences I've read on Wikipedia

[freegiftjones]

one time i was making potato soup and i needed broth for it but i was out of broth. but in my dog food cabinet there was a carton of chicken broth that i had bought for my dog. now the box did say HUMAN GRADE and the ingredients were just bog standard chicken broth. it did say something about joint health for dogs on there. but the ingredients were normal. i even compared the ingredients list to some normal person broth and they were the same. so i did put dog broth in that soup and it did taste completely normal. but i did use the dog broth.

[norwoods-dni]

[cxd9542gb]

Hes like a bad roomba for floor pills

[cxd9542gb]

[cxd9542gb]

It did itself that

[videolottery]

Bro if the group chat gets leaked we’ll be celebrated for our inclusive and respectful language

[videolottery]

this post has reached blogs that i can only describe as being run by fake people