Bran Flakes

That's the reaction to an overdose of passion, brainless, stagnant... ain't it magic?

[sandandglass]

The Daily Show, May 9, 2016

[showtimechamaco]

I was at Disneyland yesterday and when I walked into the Princess Fantasy Faire I welled up with tears as I witnessed a magical moment with the newest princess Elena of Avalor speaking in full Spanish to a small princess visiting from Latin America.

Representation matters.

[pink-blue-rose]

Oooh she’s so pretty 😍

[progressoftomorrow-deactivated2]

Me: crying at this beautiful magical moment…

Also me: I don’t understand what is being said except zapatos. They are talking about shoes and I’m crying again.

[showtimechamaco]

I guess I should’ve translated for the non-Spanish speakers. Elena: “Your shoes are so sparkly! You know my grandmother always says a princess needs something sparkly so everyone knows that you are a princess and look; you have your crown, your dress and your shoes. Everything is so beautiful!”

[marcitlali]

him: damn mami i love it when u speak spanish when i’m in those guts

me: Yea papi?

me: Hola señor me da un burro de lengua por fabor.. si kon cebolla y todo. y una horchata .. No mames wey no tienen horchata? … tienen jamaica ? Pfft A la verga………. pinche troka de mierda

[rosewater1997]

I’m depressed but this pussy is still wet? Explain that scientists

[strayhopes]

The number of messages I’ve failed to answer across all my devices and media platforms will be weighed against my soul on judgment day, and I will be cast into hell

[jehovahhthickness]

There’s nothing flattering about being underage, looking older than you really are and having grown ass men checking for you.

It’s fucking frightening actually.

[d0ll-0phelia-dark0]

[badnatured]

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

[itooru-deactivated20170702]

reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

[kartoons]

Tweet and Lovely (1959)

[silk101]

[b-shep]

Ima need someone to repeat that for the people in the back

[the-nerdy-curvy-feminist-archiv]

@destroy-the-fucking-patriarchy was it you who had to post about this recently

[ruinedchildhood]

[theanimalmemes]

[itchycoil]

Whenever you’re feeling sudden calm its because I took your voodoo doll out for a picnic on a grassy hill

[roachpatrol]

thank you

[the-gamer-land]

The Bandicoot

[movedto-mysleepinpeace-deactiva]

what really matters