What's crackin' humans?

Jacqui/21/Australia-I'm making this up as I go!

[only-tacos-remain]

I never assume anyone’s straight. Everyone’s gay until proven otherwise

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[neurotypical-karen]

My friend works two jobs and doesn’t tend to specify which one he’s talking about, so he’ll say stuff like “a lady died at work today” and the rest of us have to play a fun little game called Nursing Home Or Yankee Candle.

[neurotypical-karen]

Today he goes “someone threw a candle at me at work >:(” and I think I can finally reliably pin down one of his anecdotes but nope! It was the wretched nursing home!!!!!

[redbeardace]

“What about a love life?”

“Nope.  Tried it.  Not for me.”

“No?”

“Not at all.  Yeah, no.  Not at all.”

“And you’ve been happier since you figured that out?”

“Delighted!  Probably the best decision I ever made in my life was the time it took me to go like, ‘Wait a minute!  This is silly!  I don’t have to have a boyfriend, or a husband, or a girlfriend, you know?  I don’t need any of that.’  I do whatever I want.  I do whatever I want.  And I think that is rad.”

– Pauley Perrette (with Tracy Smith), CBS This Morning, April 22 2018

[agro-carnist]

Ethical omnivores: here's some scientific articles that show that animal agriculture is not as harmful to the environment as you think it is and crop agriculture isn't as progressive as you think it is

Animal rights vegans: this one graph with the source cropped out should prove my point that animal agriculture is the worst thing for the planet ever

[ronworkman]

Shark Culling Laws Poster

Designed by Matteo Musci

[ravenworks-deactivated20210719]

that is a great-ass design

[hisnamewasbeanni]

EXCELLENT design for an EXCELLENT message

[whitepeopletwitter]

[adrenaline-txt]

[totallyfubar]

get okay with being some level of burden on others, seriously

[totallyfubar]

you know what’s a real burden? a person that is so scared of leaning on other people that they try to be completely self sufficient and you end up either having to help them indirectly to save their ego or they have to break down in order to receive help, both of which are so much more heavy to the person that loves them than just being leaned on casually

[catchymemes]

[doctor-wormm]

theres an official playlist on spotify called "Beats to think to" and it has the funniest fucking icon

[vthevegan-blog]

[jibril2-deactivated20150509]

listen you boutta have the thickest smoodie of all time, where is your liquid? your ice? weak ass aesthetics, try again

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

smh they leave the strawberry tops on… might as well leave the gotdam banana peels on

[ilovesmoothjazz1998]

hellabitcoins

u can eat strawberry tops… & recent studies are showing banana peels are healthy n nutritious for u:…. The turntables

[hellabitcoins-deactivated201704]

n im sure the outside of a coconut is mad high in fiber but im not bout ta eat woodchips cause of no govermence scienticians

[chocolatefitspo]

this whole post got me in tears

[scarliestralls]

[weirdbutinareallycuteway-deacti]

Me

[relelvance]

Want cranberry juice

[relelvance]

Fuck blue lives

[landofwindandthrowingshade]

Me waking up vs my first coherent thought of the day

[mobpsycho100]

[cryptid-sighting]

This is another meme I would love to show to someone from exactly one year ago and see what they think is going on in

[thebelchers]

[anistarrose]

Aang, with a large box in his arms: what would you say if we came home one day with six turtleducks?

Katara: what’s in the box?

Aang:

Katara: what’s in the box, Aang?

Zuko, standing behind Aang with his own box: I think you know