Procrastination Chron

Ben. 21. British. Eats too much guacamoleL

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

I ain't naming my kids S H I T !!!

They got no names!!!!!!!!

[shqsgekduggdoeugdoegdlueoued-de]

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world 

[h8moshofficial-deactivated20161]

What dis mean

[dongboss]

Until they 13 and they play a game and destroy the world

[captainedbypalliddata]

Man I wish “obnoxious gamer bro” still meant someone with two pairs of sunglasses who skateboarded everywhere but now it just means someone who loves anime porn and neo-nazi propaganda

[suppermariobroth]

Sprites of the two additional brothers from the Game Boy Advance version of Mario Bros. The manual identifies them as “colored Marios” and their official names are P3 and P4.

[characterlimit]

no their names are Bingo and Dougie

[poppopopopopi-deactivated202505]

There it is, the worst Funko Pop

[lipoil-deactivated20160909]

Me as a lover: always there,remembers dates and details,makes you coffee

[mojav]

me as a lover: always SLEEPIN… cant’ remeber SHIT, i WILL forget your name, breakfast is a bowl of monster energy drink adn you have to drink it like an animal or we’re breaking up

[kumatora-remade876545689-deacti]

CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

THIS IS

[foreveralone-lyguy]

Being a 20+ yr old on tumblr

[azspot]

Donald Trump’s Tweets As An Early 2000s Emo Song

[bobbycaputo]

This is AMAZING.

[lavalampsadness]

hahaha

[ewaneneollav]

[wakes up] [clown vanishes] aaaahhh that was a nice rest. i slept like a baby all night. time to start the day [gets up] [takes a shower and brushes teeth] [gets dressed] [goes about my day taking care of business] [comes home] fwoo i’m tired. it’s time for a hard-earned night’s rest. [lies down] [falls asleep] [evil clown materializes in my room and watches me sleep all night]

[carbink]

no text post has ever started better than “[wakes up] [clown vanishes]” I’m hooked into the story I want to know more about this world

[charliedaydaily]

[the-bi-man-cometh]

[eddardsharpe]

[writing-prompt-s]

You discover a grand hall filled with legendary weapons like Mjonir and Excalibur. Each generation or so, warriors come to the hall to inherit a weapon that they are worthy enough to wield. Across the hall you see a forgotten weapon that’s been collecting dust. You hear it call to you.

[spintowin]

[msmarvel]

whoop there it is.

[passumbapper]

[selfridgesofficial]

 Switch up the standard flowers for sweet succulents and extraordinary ombre  arrangements

[respectfulmemes]

[glassceilingbreakers]

Washington state AG Bob Ferguson’s response to Trump’s tweet 👌

[sashayed]

“In response to the President’s tweet – well. W–uhh…ha. We have seen him in court, twice, and we’re two for two.”