hiya

emma / 21 / leo

[oracle-fae-deactivated20260720]

paul robertson

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass

[ieromoon]

firefly festival

[draintheblood]

painstakingly surgically opening all the halloween candy i bought to delicately insert the drugs then remelting and cooling the chocolate to insure no visible punctures or surface damage and carefully resealing the packaging. it aint much but its honest work 

[velocitations]

i wanna be her so bad

[jerseymuppet]

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

[jerseymuppet]

Oh I didn’t forget. Make no mistake I did not forget the fact that Stephanie Meyer, nyt’s bestselling author of thee Twilight series who, upon looking at the weirdest greasiest human alive said oh my god I need to make this man* a creepy ass abusive predator. And I did not forget Gerard was so offended and upset that they wrote a whole ass diss track about it and went on a rant on Twitter that ended with them talking about getting that philharmonic cheddar. I can never forget.

[jerseymuppet]

The philharmonic cheddar. For proof and prosperity!

[jerseymuppet]

my chemical romance is the funniest and weirdest band ever. They’re all fucking losers who would genuinely rather play dnd than hook up with groupies. The singer used to work at Cartoon Network. The bassist is on the fbi watchlist for crimes against disney. One guitarist is a guitar god but he also used to keep a little action figure of spiderman in his pocket all the time, the other is like a little lap dog of a man, but he’s also on the fbi watchlist for death threats against a us president. They refused to be on the twilight soundtrack, one of the most popular franchises at the time but then they preformed on yo gabba gabba and re-recorded one of their songs in simlish.

[jerseymuppet]

Oh I didn’t forget. Make no mistake I did not forget the fact that Stephanie Meyer, nyt’s bestselling author of thee Twilight series who, upon looking at the weirdest greasiest human alive said oh my god I need to make this man* a creepy ass abusive predator. And I did not forget Gerard was so offended and upset that they wrote a whole ass diss track about it and went on a rant on Twitter that ended with them talking about getting that philharmonic cheddar. I can never forget.

[jerseymuppet]

The philharmonic cheddar. For proof and prosperity!

[lionfloss]

[owarim]

[ambris]

Please, never let this meme die.

[silkirose]

This is the best one I’ve seen so far

[wizardshark]

What kind of quantum fucking memeing from 2056 are you people beaming to us

[warblyzombie]

It’s fucking back

[onyx-was-here]

shooting star. i can’t believe i’m hearing shooting star again in the year 2020

[mightyinvincible]

The fates have ordained that this cross my timeline again and you better fucking believe i’m reblogging it.

This is the only good meme, don’t @ me

[deejay]

[boota]

americans be like its 400 fahreinrhefight and im like girl what the fuck are you saying 

[weepingwitch]

it's easy to boycott many products and services if you don't have money for them in the first place

[weepingwitch]

patting myself on the back for making it through another day of not purchasing a Tesla because of my strong ideological commitments

[gazehoundz]

you would undo God's punishment?

[jellogram]

Remember how there used to be a show called Cops that followed police officers on the job, going into low income areas, filming the people there without their consent for entertainment value, arresting and occasionally beating people, and then cherry picking all the clips to make the cops look like heroes and show a disproportionate ratio of criminals of color? Remember how it aired on Fox and Spike like a regular program? Did you know it ran for thirty years, until it was dropped after the George Floyd riots? Did you know it's still available for streaming because it never actually ended?

I see people talking about copaganda a lot but if you were a kid in the US in the 90s or 00s, you probably remember Spike airing marathons of this every night. I don't have a point here, just that it was fucked up and it's weird how quickly we've forgotten about it.

[berrytart]

I’m sorry but your golden retriever boyfriend got out of the house and into the street and well Um.. I’m not sure how to say this…

[yanguang]

[natalieironside]

We must increase the bisexualism by at least 200%