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[janegumball]

The Gang’s all here!

Happy to share that these will be enamel pins! Sign up to be notified when the kickstarter goes live! 💕

[the-muppet-joker]

On the topic of seam ripper play in erotic muppet fanfiction, I also just kind of wish I was made of a material that someone else could gently rip apart at the edges and reshape me in a some sort of different arrangement. God made me in his own divine image but I am not divine and divinity burns me. I see the people who have pulled at their own threads and made themselves into something really beautiful, and I see them nod at each other in solidarity and understanding, but they do not see me as I silently scream to them from the ground. I am an unmoving puppet and I need another's hands to grant me permission to become myself. I am trapped in a body that burns me and I lack both the hands to undo its seams and the mouth to cry out in pain. I do not know how to stop smiling. Man you KNOW the muppets got sooo freaky backstage

[yikespriest]

HAIII HOW R YOUUU

I am good. No longer airborne and am making my way to the rendezvous point for scheduled pickup by my superior.

[tooty-two]

can anyone identify these LPS i cant find anything online

[razberry-slice]

Primary colors

Felt like drawing their slight body type differences and just coloring my sketches in a new experiential way, we will see if it sticks

bonus doodle:

[yikespriest]

Engie appreciation post

[peklevanchikk]

Goodbye kiss

[naggingatlas]

i cant stop wathcing this fucking video. heavy's dick is velcro. is not that bad.

[das-sena]

[hellpatrells]

--Sniper

[worst-wizard-ever]

do u think tf2 would be any different if they all worked at McDonald's instead of as mercenaries

no

[yikespriest]

Yesterday I encountered the most amazing Soldier in 2Fort

The story goes as follows:

It was a relatively normal match when I spawned in. (I say relative because 2Fort is never really normal) I decided to play Engineer, mostly because our team needed it. Promptly after I began to set up my little nest below the spawn deck, one of my teammates came over. It was a Soldier, which wouldn't be anything special, if it weren't for the way he was acting. Other players always "help" me set up my buildings(They smack them while I'm hitting them with a wrench), but this Soldier seemed to make it a PRIORITY. Scratch that, it was like he made ME his priority. Whenever the enemy would push into our base and come into contact with my nest, this Soldier would help me fiercely defend it. He would Spycheck like nobody's business and avenge me whenever I got backstabbed. He would guard my nest like a trained dog and wait patiently for me to return and rebuild. He never did what Soldiers were supposed to do(Running into battle to be an offensive force). And he would always try to taunt with me or "speak" to me using voice commands. I would reply back of course, which seemed to make him happy(He would jump around a lot). Not to mention, wherever I went, he followed close behind. We won the match, and before he disconnected, he used the chat for the first time, only to say: "Goodnight Engie!" I have never been the same since.

[sticcmann]

Hello demoman!

[tealmussel]

uh

[yikespriest]

OH NY GODDDDUHHH......

[dedomlette]

Animatic "GIRAFFE"

Based on a poem by Nikolai Gumilev

Two wounded mercenaries escape from the crime scene, taking refuge in an abandoned house in the desert. A sniper tells a Spy how he traveled across Africa and saw an exotic animal

https://youtu.be/gGcbOiR7cOk

Trigger warning ⚠️

Blood, character death, old man yaoi

[yikespriest]

Oh. Oh my God. Oh my God.

[terraswallows]

I was confused you see.

[etcseacow]

Dingo Sniper noises

[yikespriest]

THIS IS SO GOOD ouuughjh... I love this AU so much.

(Saving this for future me to admire)

[my-little-mercenary]

Preening struggles

[yikespriest]

I find this strangely sweet, enough to where I might need it to remind myself to draw something in the future