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Honestly, I’d love that. I need a friend like that. I’m just fucking stressed, you know? And so sick of this whole ‘life’ thing. I also need some dick, badly.

Well, I’m Pyper, now you’ve got that friend! Ah, yeah i’ve got you. Just one of those days. Hit the clubs, find some parties, you’re too hot not to have someone wrapped around your finger to be frank.

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So glad I opted out of actually spending time with my family this Thanksgiving in order to watch us beat the shit out of State this weekend.

#c #im srry this gif is so big omg

You traded in Thanksgiving dinner to watch a football game.

No, definitely not. Complete opposite, really. Just needed a little pick-me-up tonight.

Well, next time you pick up a happy pill, please let me know! I’m always down. Since I feel obliged to ask, what made you need a pick-me-up, if you don’t mind me asking!

#c #!!

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Personal trainer, actually. I’m actually between a dietitian and a personal trainer, but I’ve been leaning more towards a personal trainer as of late.

#ok ok ok !!(:#im okay hbu!!!#c

Thats cool! You’ll always be in shape for sure then!

They’re like little balls of magic.

#c #im so in love w nessa look at her cheek bones i am screaming

Oh, honey. What are you on? Or do you always act like a Disney princess?

You get used to it. Doesn’t mean I hate it any fucking less. You could, but you shouldn’t because it’s a dumb fucking name. Not scared? Then what do you have against me? Ask the cheer squad.

Are you saying it’s dumb because it strikes a nerve or because it’s true? What do I have against you? Mostly the fact that you think you’re some hot shot. Right, like their opinions mean anything to me. You know what? Okay. I’ll give this a shot. I’ll give you the benefit of the doubt.

Have you ever stopped to appreciate just how beautiful bubbles really are?

I can’t say that I have, honestly.

Uh huh. Fucking high schoolers oughta appreciate the life they have right now ‘cause shit’s gonna change real fast. Not by choice. When you’re on the football team, you don’t stop. Even during the off-season, it’s constant. You could say that. But I’m also a music major, so what can you call me now? Is someone scared to have a little fun? Come on, unclench, dollface.

That’s intense, honestly, there’s no way I could pull that off. So, kudos for you. I can call you a pretentious meat head? Hows that sound? Oh, honey, I’m never scared. The real question is are you any fun?

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“They say that the children of serial murderers are more likely to be murderers as well, due to genetics or something. But I think that the social stigma behind the likelihood of them following their parents footsteps is what ultimately pushes them into murder,” Sierra sighed. “Complicated, but absolutely fascinating, don’t you think?”

I don’t think its complicated at all and it actually makes a lot of sense. I mean you make a kid a mold and push it on them enough they will definitely slip into it. Are you a Psych major or something?

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is it dinner yet?

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Great! I was so afraid that no one is going to be able to understand my slight obsession.

Name’s Arielle by the way.

Oh, no honey, I completely understand. I think I have snacks in my bag most of the time. Like the mermaid! I love it. I’m Pyper, lovely to meet you!

I don’t fucking know, like high school classes didn’t even start until 8:30 and that was bad enough. An entire half an hour can make a big fucking difference, trust me. Add that on with the fact I have to be up at 6 for morning weights anyway just piles on the bullshit. Oh really? Well think fast. I have to let you know when I can pencil you in.

It does! I think people often underestimate that! You wake up at 6 AM to lift weights? Thats true dedication. But, wait, does that also mean you’re kind of a meat head? “Pencil me in” Oh yeah, now it sounds incredibly more appealing. I think i’ll pass. Thanks for the offer though.

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is it dinner yet?

Don’t mind me. I adore food.

#hi!!!#we can plot if youd like! (:#c

Well, look at that, we already have something in common!

I don’t know why I did. I hardly go now. I only go to the ones who take attendance. No fucking morning classes, though. I have too great of hangovers to ever make it to a fucking 8 AM class. Right? Couldn’t believe I never thought of it before. Maybe. I’m thinking about it. There wouldn’t be chasing. It’s just sex.

Regardless of a hangover 8 AM classes are shit. Why would they make classes that early? I don’t think i’ll ever understand. At this point, that sounds like im going to be picking up and implementing into my classes. Well, now it’s my turn to think about it.

Why the fuck do they like us all to suffer? I wanna drop out because of music history. I had sit through a class on classical shit for a whole semester. I was never more fucking rested in my life. It was also the class that started my tradition of putting vodka in a water bottle. For a fair price, I could. It doesn’t. It was just my subtle way of saying I’m not opposed to you throwing yourself at me.

Thats what they get paid for! Sounds rough as hell. Kudos to you for even going to class, Im pretty sure I’ve skipped way too many times this semester than is considered okay. Vodka in water bottle? Fucking brilliant. I like the way you think. So, what, I have to pay you and the kid that im passing my suffering to? What kind of nonsense! Well, don’t count on it, I don’t do chasing sweetheart.