and i’m a virgo!

bella blazes every day and you can't change my mind 🔥🍁💨🍑

[densewentz]

listen, its funny

please social distance responsibly! 

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

What she said: “I did quite a bit of research on the Quileutes. All of the legends in the books are part of their tradition. The only legend that is not a part of the Quileute tradition is the part I devised specifically to fit the Cullens” - Stephenie Meyer (snake, Mormonism peddler, millionaire)

What I hear: I exploited an actual Indigenous tribe and twisted their history without permission for my own personal profit of millions. Despite this, I’ve never apologized verbally or with financial reparations. Meanwhile, they’re struggling to raise money to take their community of of harm’s way and I don’t care!

If this upsets you, I suggest donating to Move to Higher Ground or spreading the word about it.

Quileute Move to Higher Ground |

[the-most-pathetic-edge-marquis]

hey!!! have you ever wanted to watch an actual Quileute elder talk about Quileute culture, language, and tradition? (as well as his family history, the damage Twilight has done, climate change, and so much more?)

trick question. this is an intervention. even if you’ve never wanted that, you do now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmfbQRclFf8

this is a video of Chris Morganroth, a Quileute elder, canoe-builder, language teacher, and a fantastic storyteller. he is wearing a shirt covered in pictures of wolves: his cousin made it for him! this is a recording of a 2012 speech at the Smithsonian. it is about an hour long. it is so worth it.

(big thanks to @twilightphasepodcast, who cited this as a resource in their latest episode, which was how i found it!)

[bellasredchevy]

“doesn’t he own a shirt” probably ed but he’s too busy being fetishized as a native person and as a child both in character and in reality by thousands of predatory middle-aged women including the predatory middle-aged woman who wrote him to be wearing a shirt and for some reason weitz, slade, and condon felt comfortable/that it was appropriate to cater to that demographic and also it’s been established that he is borderline impoverished (an issue that many native/first nations/disabled households deal with anyways) and doesn’t have a lot of shirts because he keeps tearing them when he shifts and doesn’t have a ton of means to replace them and also you can read his mind so you know all this information and even if you couldn’t you’ve been around for a hundred odd years you could probably come to an educated guess as to why he doesn’t own many shirts use your brain cells bud get it together why don’t you use $12 of your daddy’s Forty Six Billion Dollars to buy him a four-pack of hanes t-shirts from target if it bothers you so much

[crafty-butch]

conspiracy theory: people on other social media sites keep saying tumblr is dead so they can mine us for resources without anyone else going to the source

[crafty-butch]

half the comments on any given tumblr screenshot post are like "wow I miss tumblr, shame it died" and the screenshot is from, like, last tuesday

[asstronauts]

Iconic Baseball Scenes Must Include:

Bat Swinging

Dude with Hat

Batter Up!

Silly Pitches

Big Hit!

lil Run

Slide Home!

[bellasgreensweater]

i have just had the revelation that edward cullen’s icicle dick sparkles in the sunlight and now i want to throw myself off a bridge

[bisexualstonerbella]

Twilight + New Moon Covers

♡ ♡ ♡ ♡

Summer in California Edition

[ultward]

me: eh, i’m not really into the life & death characters

my brain: carine but she’s sarah paulson

me: YOU HAVE MY FULL ATTENTION

[ultward]

AND GUYS, GUESS WHO’S FRIENDS IRL?

[ultward]

HEY G U Y S

[howulikindaraingirl]

thinking about what bella’s khaki skirt looks like and i made this:

[kaijuno]

Twilight but this is Bella and Edward

[billybobhader]

*Stats class being totally quiet while taking a test*

Edward: SHUT. UUUUPPPPPPPP.

Entire class: ??

Emmet’s mind:

[kuboe-deactivated20231023-deact]

It is officially Robert Pattinson matching the tablecloth Tuesday everyone!!!!

[igbeh]

the twilight soundtrack really had no reason to pop off like that. it was 2008. 2010. we were listening to... to ke$ha and pitbull. we weren't ready

[bloodytales]

Rule says women must wear heels. No flats.

Kristen Stewart takes off her heels in front of all the cameras and walks barefoot.

The only way to kill sexist rules is to openly disobey them.

[volturialice]

stephenie meyer: I dont like rosalie

also stephenie meyer: i’m just gonna go on for many paragraphs about how earth-shatteringly hot she is, then have her sling all the coolest most badass sick burns my little mormon brain can conceive of

[emokingeddie]

hot take