given the choice, chose to regress

He/Him. 21. aO3 @/riceonrye. #art tag for my stuff.

[emoparamore]

gerard way @ london night 3

[iamaine]

repeating this to myself as a list of daily affirmations

[harleyglenn]

I’m thinking of Beginning it all

[wizard0rb]

[owldude]

[krasnoarmeyets-deactivated191907]

bringing my cyanide capsule to the exam in case they try to torture the correct answers out of me

[kitschke]

i kinda love this response. just try reading my comment in a nicer voice and you'll feel better

[horsefigureoftheday]

Horse figure of the day: Jim Shore Heartwood Creek "Painted Pony" (2007)

[sleepingjuliette]

a stray jacket

[ymawgat]

your car: *bounces back and forth, defeated, its hood swinging by a mere thread*

my car: *triumphantly leaps six feet in the air, spraying hubcaps in victorious fervor*

[mousenemy]

What?

[chromatic-king]

[auckie]

[hungwy]

[over-sleep]

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

[princesstigerbelle]

“NAFTER NOON!”

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Every. Time. Every single time. I always get so delighted by this picture set. And I always forget what it’s followed up by. And then I see the “NAFTER NOON!” and absolutely lose it. I’m so glad this post exists.

[hollowtones]

Holly how long should i boil my noodles for

If you don’t want to read the package directions I’m going to tell you to boil them for about thirty minutes & enjoy my new meal (name of “Wet Incident”)

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[puddox]

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

[yuriinullification]

holdon

what the fuck is going on in this site's backend

[mrsandman42069]

[ceruleanheaven]

month starting on a monday we have no excuse guys lets get to work and lock the fuck in

[ceruleanheaven]

yk its actually very chic and avant garde to start on tuesday the second

[ceruleanheaven]

many claim theres nothing more subversive and revolutionary than starting on wednesday the third

[ceruleanheaven]

there are simply no words in the english language that can describe starting on thursday the fourth. thats how iconic it is

[ceruleanheaven]

choosing to start on friday the fifth. i just think its very inspiring

[ceruleanheaven]

lets all kill ourselves

[things-that-are-not-true]

don't go into marine biology my dad was a marine biologist and he got eaten by an imitation crab

[cparti-mkiki]

fingers on my temples, in deep concentration, brain bulging: if i was a supermarket, where would i put the eggs?