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Melanie Martinez wishes she was Grimes. Grimes wishes she was Bjork. Bjork wishes she was 2 inches tall so she could go inside the computer and have a big adventure

rubenista

Pedro Campaña, Portrait of a Lady (detail), 16th century

prokopetz

Remember: toe beans are the sign of a killer.

prokopetz

Funnily enough, I’m not 100% joking. While many animals have paw pads, the particular kind of soft, squishy beans found on housecats are an adaptation for stealth. Squishy beans mean you’re looking at an ambush predator.

slippyflippers

These are the beans of a killer, Bella.

gfwayu

i hate how reward systems never work for me like i can’t just say “if i finish this assignment i can have a cookie” bc my brain is like “…..or u could just have one right now” and i can’t argue with that logic

truestoriesaboutme

Self-imposed deadlines don’t work either because I know the guy who set them and he’s full of shit

stealthrockdamage-deactivated20

seriously don’t understand what is wrong with urban planners in the united states and canada. does anyone actually genuinely think that this shit:

looks like anything but an absolute nightmare? like this is what hell looks like to me

theodorepython

This IS an absolute nightmare, but this isn’t urban planning. It’s real estate development. Some company buys a bunch of land and conspires to put as many detached single-family homes on it as possible, builds them cheap (cutting corners CONSTANTLY), and then sells them at inflated rates. It fucks up the housing market for miles around, all the houses are identical but broken in different and fun ways, and nobody is actually happy except the developer who made a bunch of money while cheating everyone else involved.

stealthrockdamage-deactivated20

i stand corrected! my real question is “what is wrong with real estate developers” and the answer is “capitalist brain poison” as always

c-bassmeow

dashaibo

Gay people from 1950-2010: we are human just like you, we’re not another species or a subculture, the only difference is that we are attracted to the same gender.

Gay people in 2018: straight people are stinky, WIG!