I'm only here because I don't like outside.

I post random things, usually funny things, anime, etc. with animals and such scattered about. I have a writing blog but I'm a terribly lazy person who gets nothing done. If you can give me motivation for a story, please do.

[bongospasm]

[accidentalfisting]

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[bootyball-z-deactivated20151123]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

[liartownusa]

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

[we-are-legion-for-we-are-taco]

[thecutespook]

Do older ppl expect us to believe they never took photos of their kids while they were growing up

[amelia-pond-inthe-tardis-blog]

“did you bring protection?” “don’t worry babe” *pours salt in a circle around bed*

[gokishi-blog]

man you know what I want? a superhero series where they have powers that 100% contradict their personalities. a fishermans daughter who lives by the sea, swims every day, learns that she can control fire. a boy who’s mortified of heights but realizes he can use antigravity and hates it. someone who was bitten by a dog as a child, suffers extreme fear around animals, can now communicate with them. they’re all disgusted by their powers.

[glomofnit]

yes good but what about the ~character development~ as they learn to cope with their powers and overcome their fears

the pyrokinetic swimmer wading out into the ocean armed with waterproof matches to practice so nothing goes wrong, building her confidence with the sea as her safety net, being so proud when she figures out how to heat the air just enough that she dries off instantly after swimming

the boy slowly overcoming his fear of heights, realizing that he can catch himself if he ever falls, standing swaying on top of playground sets and closing his eyes as he tries to safely hover down (and not fall on his face again)

the girl’s terror lessening as the previously terrifying cacophony of the dogs at the park turns into a chorus of “ball! ball! throw me the ball!” “it’s me! I’m the good boy!” and “squirrel!!!” and learning to communicate back, have them listen to her, learning how to calm down a dog who’s overexcited to the point of biting, discovering that the scary dog down the street is just home alone a lot and lonely, staring her fear in the face and learning its secrets

because being disgusted with their powers is interesting, but I want to see people learning to love even the scary and contradictory parts of themselves

[goingtrickster]

my gf who has minimal knowledge of the Pokemon world likes to nickname my Pokemon for me

[fuckthekxng]

I LOVE THIS SO MUCH

[ymichiko]

neurotypical people be like: sweetie :))))))) i understand what you:))re going through :)) but we all have:)those:)days:))u just need to appreciate the good :) in life. some people:)))have it way:)worse than u. just :) be:)) happy:)) sweetie:))) u have evrything:))))darling (:(:

[princezane-deactivated20151205]

u readin this?

u a princess.

i dont care if youre a goddamn bodybuilder, ur now princess protein

[brookelyn704-deactivated2024021]

customer service be like

[minigenos]

I caught 3 Magikarp today only 98 more to go.ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[minigenos]

Update: Much progress today! I now have 55 out of the 400 Magikarp Candies needed to evolve one of these fuckers. ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

[minigenos]

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

115/400

[minigenos]

WOOOAAA-OOOAAHHHH WE’RE HALFWAY THEERRREE

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223/400

[minigenos]

✌️

[memosfromlevi-deactivated201701]

A stirring and inspiring journey that shows anyone can achieve their dreams, 10/10, would read again

[crazyriverotter-deactivated2022]

[rekkarim]

[ddraco]

when i was about 8 (bearing in mind deathly hallows was released when i was about 15) i wrote a harry potter fanfiction where harry and ginny where married and it was the morning of the september 1st and they were taking their 3 kids to the platform to meet ron, hermione, and their kids. i dont remember what the weasley kids were called, but i do remember that harrys kids were called lily, james, and for some reason mercury bob. i dont know why mercury bob, but i do know its still less stupid than albus severus.

[introvertunites]

If you’re an introvert, follow us @introvertunites​

[sitcomlesbian]

DANK ASS SPACE WEED

[ammnontet]

this is why aliens aint contact us yet cause they high as fuck