@ynkikoo

30 • she/they • 💕

[metamorphesque]

Norwegian Wood, Haruki Murakami

[landorus-deactivated20190924]

my boyfriend has a huge dick, I cant stick it all in my mouth what do I do?

[treasureroffelines]

Accompanying fic!! Which is absolutely amazing!

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

(Date Night: Pumpkin Edition by Zennhearts)

This was for the Poolverine Halloween Bang 2025!! I had so much fun with this >•< and I really really loved my amazing collab partner’s fic idea!! Silly old men deserve to be happy 🥺

@poolverinebangs

Close ups:

[ynkikoo]

i wrote a fic! i collaborated with a wonderful artist, like pls look at them!!!! look at mary puppins!!!!!!!!!

[poolverinebangs]

Welcome to the Poolverine Halloween Mini-Bang!!

Signups are now open from now until July 27th. It was incredibly close, but as voted by you, this will be a normal mini-bang instead of a reverse one. Sign up here:

Poolverine Halloween Mini-Bang: Official Sign-Up Form

Fill in this form only if you are participating in this bang.

Below is the timeline for this event.

June 27: Signups open

July 18: Submissions open

July 27: Signups close

August 8: Submissions close

August 11: Claims open

August 18: Claims close

August 18-22: Second round of claims

August 24: Teams announced

September 10/October 1: Check-ins

October 10: Posting begins

Check out the FAQs and rules for more details. Specific information will also be included in the Discord.

A Discord account is required for this event, and the link will be given to you at the end of the signup form. If you have filled in the form but missed the Discord link, drop a message here or to @gossippool! See you there 🎃🧡

[hoofpeet]

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

[hoofpeet]

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)

[lovetales]

2013 — 2025

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[poolverinebangs]

CALLING ALL POOLVERINE WRITERS 🗣🗣 the fic summary form for the Halloween minibang opens in 10 DAYS (and will stay open for a month)!

Both writers and artists can still sign up for this event until July 27th. Sign up with the form below for a spooky freaky time this october 👻

Poolverine Halloween Mini-Bang: Official Sign-Up Form

Fill in this form only if you are participating in this bang. Signups will close on July 27th.

[meatsound]

rednote is the only good social media because its the only one that consistently shows me lambs from xinjiang in little hats

[meatsound]

more.

[cosmicbrowniebit]

[missmoodybear]

I'm not crying you're crying

[leucotoe-archive-deactivated202]

words of affirmation i repeat on the daily

[hellenhighwater]

Me, relentlessly posting

[bubbleflexe-deactivated20190719]

They’re supposed to eat their lunch w/o getting caught lol

[tommyboy2007-deactivated2020051]

Why can’t American shows be this great

[springwithcherrytrees]

Girl with the glasses is a real one

[lacefuneral]

YOU CAN STRIKE OUT EMOJIS???

🦟

CANCELED HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

[pixelartpeach]

🍅🍆🍄🥩🍅🥔

Kebab

[grimelords]

The two most culturally important things from the past few years are Friday by Rebecca Black because we learned we like hating things more than we like liking them and Cookie Clicker cause we figured out the only reason people play video games is to watch the numbers go up and since then we’ve just been applying those lessons to new and better incarnations of those two things.

[oligopspispopd-deactivated20221]

I’ve thought about this post every few weeks for the better part of a decade. continues to have aged terrifyingly well

[bauliya]

in kung fu panda, po is the dragon warrior because unlike tai lung and tigress, he worked customer service and won't become tyrannical with power

[tourmelion]

This is the master interpretation

[brainrotdvmp]

[wizardshark]

This isn't even wrong this is an incredible common trope in Chinese media.

[pissenchanted]

x

[tooies]

i think "take a hike" is like the funniest response to someone. like dude just get outta here. and go experience the wonder of nature for a bit

[funeralprocessor]

ancestral form of touch grass