The time-honored tradition of sneaking out at night to do stupid teenager stuff is much harder when you're dealing with two space wizards and a bounty hunter.

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The time-honored tradition of sneaking out at night to do stupid teenager stuff is much harder when you're dealing with two space wizards and a bounty hunter.
KICK THE CAN!
Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.
To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.
the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now
And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!
Welcome to June 2026 can!
Fellas is it gay to swoon in ur bro’s arms be honest
Role swap au where Zuko was the Avatar who got frozen for a hundred years, so when he’s rescued from the ice instead of a goofy twelve year old Katara catches this mysterious teenager with long hair and a cool scar and a fucking DRAGON
Katara: BOY???? HOT BOY?????? HOT TEENAGE BOY?????????
Zuko: *speaks*
Katara: nevermind I hate him
How does Aang factor into this? I ask because the more I think about it the more I want him to somehow be trying to capture the Avatar.
Aang is 112 years old, decided he was going to be Zuko’s airbending teacher, and refuses to take no for an answer
Aang: Aw, the new Avatar doesn’t want me. Aang: *gets out a weighted net* Time for Plan B then.
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Look, you know how you keep a net from falling on you? YOU AIRBEND IT, SUCKA. Air comes right after fire in the cycle so it’s not like the guy has any other options. Do you want a flaming net falling on you? No? Then learn to airbend. Or this tiny old man will cart you away like a trussed turkey and lecture you about the power of laughter, going with the flow, opening your chakras, and other hippie shit.
Sokka, slouching against a fence, not moving: Oh nooooooo, that creepy old man stole the Avataaaaaaaaaar. Sokka, sitting down on the ground: We should dooooo something. Sokka, pulling out his lunch: Otherwise he might actually learn something. That would be teeeerrible. Katara, indignant rage coursing through her body: Sokka!!!!!!!! We have to go look for him!!!! Sokka: Might! Actually! Learn! Something! Katara! Katara: *wavers* Katara, also sitting down: We have to go look for him…. *gets out her own sandwich* But, maybe after lunch.
I love that this transforms Aang’s role in the full Team Avatar familial situation from the baby of the family to the Grandpa with weird hobbies
The best part is Aang wouldn’t even teach him airbending in the beginning. First it’d be brewing the perfect cup of teach and blowing on it in juuuust the right way that it cools down ”But not too cold, or you’ll ruin it!”
Brushing Appa of course. Zuko would be pretty decent at that, but would come back to Aang absolutely covered in slobber and bison hair. “Awww! He likes you! <3″
Then it’d be calming meditation and slowing Zuko’s breathing (”But I am calm!”), tracking an elusive and nigh legendary animal so they can ride it, teaching patience by baking the perfect cake ”You just slapped the frosting on! It looks awful! *airbends it into the horizon* “Again!”
When Zuko finally gets it right, he almost smiles at Aang saying: “Excellent work, my student.” Then to Zuko’s consternation and horror Aang flings it at the head of the Fire Nation Governor during a political function. “And now we run!”
Pranks would be absolutely the thing that would bluescreen Zuko. Here’s an airbending master, over a century old, witnessed the genocide of his people, and he’s juggling, doing dances and tricks with Momo for the village kids, and plaguing the local aristocrats and military officers with flying cakes and whoopie cushions.
“How am I supposed to beat the Firelord with whoopie cushions?!”
And then, perfectly serious for the first time since Zuko had met him: “You don’t. The Avatar is about restoring balance. This training isn’t so you can fight the Firelord - it’s so you can stop a war.”
It takes a long time for Zuko to understand this. But the weird thing is: the townsfolk actually like Aang. Sure the aristocrats and crooked merchants and the officers don’t, but even the common Fire Nation infantry hide their chuckles with a cough when they see their commander’s fancy armor get covered in honey and feathers by “Crazy Aang,” again.
And Zuko realizes, at that moment, that he’s been having fun.
So, waking early, with no prompting from Aang, Zuko feeds Momo, brushes Appa, washes off the slobber, brews Aang his morning tea -perfectly cooled- and then proceeds to make a new, beautiful cake with no explanation.
“That looks wonderful, my student. Your best yet! Who were you planning to-”
Then Zuko smashes it in Aang’s face.
It’s the first time since coming out of the ice that Avatar Zuko laughs.
Zuko meets Bumi and oh Agni no there’s two of them
Toph still has to come into the team to teach him earthbending cuz she’s not missing ANOTHER life changing field-trip (feels-trip) with Zuko
But Aang and Bumi have been hanging out on and off over the century (and the White Lotus is Noticeably Different For It) so obviously the kids ask why
Aang’s still teaching the avatar; why won’t Bumi?
And Bumi stares them all dead in the eye, points at Aang, and says in a total deadpan “because if I have to sleep next to this asshole for more than a week I’ll kill you all myself”
And then cartwheels away laughing
should probably start posting my commissions LOL, super cute batfamily sleep pile commission for @/upt0thestars!! :)
Cutest sleep pile ever!
Man notices an Eagle eyeing the fish he just caught
*gets back to the nest* baby you are NEVER gonna believe how i got this fish
Fanfic Friday #38
Greetings followers and anyone else who finds this post. It is time for another fic from my eclectic collection of fandoms.
Every week I’ll share a crossover, one-shot, series, or general fic that caught my fancy in my history of reading thousands of fics from dozens of fandoms. If you like this week’s fic please let me know and don’t forget to thank the author.
This week’s fic: One With the Force by ShaleenStark
Length: 281,310 words (in progress)
Fandom: Star Wars
Fic Link: https://archiveofourown.org/works/27896785/chapters/68311459
Author link: https://archiveofourown.org/users/ShaleenStark/pseuds/ShaleenStark
Fic summary:
As life is leaving him, Anakin accepts his well-deserved end, finding solace in the love of his son in his last moments. But as Obi-Wan and Yoda guide him throught the Netherworld, they tell him this is not the end, and much need to be done still. Anakin wakes up on Mortis, twenty-five years earlier, in a body he barely registers as his own, with his heart and mind in turmoil, and with decades worth of knowledge that could save the galaxy from Sidious' grasp. As time flows differently on Mortis, Anakin chooses to stay there with the Father and to finally learn how to be the Chosen One. As he returns to Coruscant one year later, with a solid plan, unexpected allies and a power he never imagined at the tip of his fingers, he will have to face his demons and be the one the galaxy needs, no matter the price to himself.
My review: So far this is my favorite Star Wars time travel fic. Anakin is an incredible protagonist! His character is fleshed out and goes deep. He gets borderline therapy, explore the balance between the light side and the dark side, and gets to free a bunch of slaves!
There's so much here that it's difficult to cover it all.
one of the biggest tragedies of early 2010s tumblr is that the devil (bbc sherlock) took root as the face of johnlock when the guy ritchie films were RIGHT there
like come ON
Day 19: Enemy
Barely survived the worst airport-given sickness with the power of NyQuil and chicken ramen.
Feel better also I will forever love your big brother Dick taking care of little brother Tim arts!
creepy tim drake you will always be famous
oof indeed,, The gaang plays Among Us!
Here is the full comic I did for the Team Avatar zine!
You can still scoop up digital copies of the zine until the end of November here.
imagine you are fifteen years old taking your little sister to the grocery store because your dad is busy and your grandmother is old and you need food. as you turn a corner you accidentally ram your shopping cart into God with a capital G and he promises to show you the world you’ve never seen from inside the ten square miles of your hometown in exchange for your company. you hate the risk but your demigod sister has untapped potential and an unrelenting determination to get ghost, so you follow God with a capital G through heaven and hell and back. God with a capital G is twelve and wiser than even your grandmother and treats everything like a game and he’s your brother now and suddenly you would (and have and will) kill and die for him. your first love becomes a different god and you add her name to the list of things (your childhood, your vulnerability, your parents, your safety) you don’t have the time to grieve right now (or ever) and you become a man on foreign soil and your dad isn’t there to see it. you are fifteen and God with a capital G’s best friend and your little sister– sisters, now– are the most powerful demigods on the planet and you are the only one keeping three divine tweens focused on saving the world and you are still not allowed to say fuck.
i’m not proud of how long it took me to figure out that this was talking about ATLA
In this analogy God-with-a-capital-G almost dies from electrocution and also you break your girlfriend and your dad out of prison and you’re still not allowed to say fuck
Let👏Sokka👏say👏fuck👏👏👏
Dick: Hey Bart! How’s it hanging?
Kid Flash: We accidentally travelled back in time like ten years or so
Dick: what else is new
Kid flash: .. Tim ran into his younger self
Dick:
Tim *walking past them and muttering under his breath*
Tim *mimicking*: Look at me! I’m so young and dumb! Such an annoying kid my god no wonder our parents were always trying to get away
Dick:
Tim *mimicking*: I’m so happy I’m smiling!
Kid flash: He-
Tim: Just suffer like the rest of us you coward
Tim *mimicking*: That’s not fair!
Tim: oh! Look at that! LIFE’S not fair dumbass
Dick:
Tim: Waah I’ve been hurt! I want love! Please don’t leave me!
Tim: Fool. Shut up and carry on with that pain in silence like the rest of us. Pathetic I was never like that . People are overrated and crying is underrated.
Tim *mimicking*: Oh! Batman’s awesome! And so is Robin!
Tim: Batman’s a goddamn idiot. Robin.. well okay true for the first one. But the second? The second one is a BITC-
Way to go Tim, all you succeeded in accomplishing was getting Nightwing to adopt your nine year old self like five years early
a scene from Survivability Bias by Audliminal on AO3. This fic scratches an itch I didn’t know I had. I love it when superheroes work with first responders, AND I love DPxDC fics where Phantom gets some actual support and help. Phantom getting training from firefighters? Genius.
OK but consider:
Tim Drake
Considered, accepted and appreciated.