😂😂😂😂😑

Hope.17.stay with meeeh

[yourakh]

yes I overthink but I also over-love

[chavvesty]

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

[clayjokes]

I wish they taught us useful life skills in high school like to take my pants off before I shit and piss

[oizumi-deactivated20191118]

me: *opens messages* guess i’ll reply later narrator: she didnt

[twitterlols]

[weloveshortvideos]

At this moment lil Jaspar knew that he aint want to play with power rangers no more

[dapenguinninja]

Omg 😂😂😂

[telvi1]

About me

[wavewell-deactivated20240830]

This is better than Suicide Squad

[rob-walks-deactivated20210614]

finally found out who the “They” is

[ayungbiochemist]

“They don’t want you to eat healthy”

[lucidnee]

he used to look Issac from Barbershop

[blackmodel]

i just saw that movie bye “im the best barber in here” head ass

[tinderventure]

I matched with my professor right after our final… This is what he messaged me

[via]

[butttom-deactivated20150426]

*sees ur dick outline in ur jeans* free him 

[zaynisgayforme]

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who calls you at 4 in the morning just to hear your voice

[caleb-1193]

Bitch better not

[shrimpbynature]

too picky to be a ho

[iraffiruse]

[keithsweatshop]

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

White dudes: I don’t know who’s worse: Hillary or Trump.

LGBTQ people: Trump is.

Black people: Trump is.

Undocumented immigrants: Trump.

Muslims: It’s Trump.

Women: Trump duh.

White dudes: *shoves head deeper into ass* I just… don’t… know…

[yofuccinboss]

The guy who couldn't come

It's a guy he goes to his doctor , his sexologist because he doesn't come anymore "Doctor I don't come anymore " The doctor examines him and gives him pills " you take these pills, if you come , don't come anymore, but if you still don't come well, come see me again " Weeks later, the guy is back at the doctor's.he tells the secretary " miss, I came a couple of weeks ago, because I couldn't come, the doctor gave me pills and asked to not come if I came but that if I didn't come,I should come back ASAP. I took the pills and I came, however now I don't come anymore so here I am " The secretary then talks to the doctor " doctor there is a guy you asked to not come if he came and to come if he didn't come . He came so he didn't come back , but today he Doesn't come anymore so he came The doctor says " great, miss, then make him come " And the secretary responds " that's what I did so he went back "

[sunbathe]

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