[sixpenceee]

Who’s ready for the feature film adaptation of Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark?

[scootygoesvroom]

IM NOT READY. OMG IM NOT READY.

[thereturnofcattywampuswamby]

WHAT

100% YES

[compariisonkills]

You love you.

[autumnlusts]

There’s two types of Autumn:

the bright, colorful, happy autumn with pumpkins, apples, candles, and great food

the dreary, dark, creepy autumn with overcast and rainy skies, scary forests, cool temperatures, and halloween

And I love them both!

[lunarmoth07]

I love both but realistically I am and prefer the 2nd one all year round.

[iwishiwascreative]

Guys my cat is so polite

[yeahishipitbitch]

Fun fact: My cat does this too and I was curious as to why so I asked the vet. Apparently your cat is hearing the stutter in your heart beat caused by the sneeze and is making sure you’re okay.

[sentimental-apathy]

[nochillscientist-deactivated201]

Bc we have the audacity to wake them up but not actually die

[gaypeopletwitter]

[phoebe-does]

I think there should be more open platonic love, like I call my friends ‘my love’, ‘my dear’ and refer to my best friends as ‘my soulmates’ and I think there needs to be more of that in the world. Tell the people that you love, you love them, you never know how much it’ll mean to them. Show them you care, cuddle, hug, hold hands, it doesn’t have to be romantic but it’s still love and it’s just as valid.

[fatpinocchio]

It should be socially unacceptable to come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[infraredarmy]

It should be socially unacceptable to make your workers come to work with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[shoggoth-the-bitch]

It should be socially unacceptable to pay your employees so little that they have no choice but to come in with a cold or similarly contagious disease.

[books-n-quotes]

“Some people bring out the worst in you, others bring out the best, and then there are those remarkably rare, addictive ones who just bring out the most. Of everything. They make you feel so alive that you’d follow them straight into hell…”

— Karen Marie Moning, Shadowfever

[wolftyla]

[vanilinya]

[fuckyoubaker-deactivated2017040]

[chulshik]

I was out with a friend tonight doing one of my fave things. Reading the backs of romance novels aloud. Found this gem.

This is honestly the most wild sounding romance novel I have ever seen and thought it might brighten someone’s day.

[island-delver-go]

[creed-of-corruption]

OK FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DON’T REALIZE, SANDRA HILL IS THE WOMAN WHO WROTE “ROUGH AMD READY” ANOTHER EROTIC VIKING NOVEL. SOME OF THE MORE MEMORABLE QUOTES BEING:

“As Hilda’s buttermilk bosoms squished up against his granite abs, Torolf almost had a dick aneurysm.”

“Torolf entered her like she was a lottery. His engorged pecker pushed inside her and she felt fulfilled with sexual fulfillment.”

“Her body was like a beautiful flower that was opening and somebody was pushing their dick inside it.”

YOU DO NOT KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE I HAVE READ THIS TO AT COLLEGE. ONE GUY COMPLETELY LOST IT FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES AFTER HEARING THE PHRASE “DICK ANEURYSM.”

[martianbees]

[go-seeking]

Oh man nobody was quite ready for a heartbreak this soon after the last one but I guess here we are let’s do it everyone.

[s3b4s7ian]

[coral]

So I cry as I hold you for the last time in this life.

[aestheticacadema]

*goes to bed at 11pm and doesnt fall asleep til 4am*

[riotsnotdiets]

[yeahwehadatime]

[revolutionarykoolaid]

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