Shall we descend?

Greetings, I'm Candles. I'm your local 26 yr old NonBinary ghost.

[ryethe]

merry merlinmas! 🎄

[ryethe]

Dantes

for @tehamint !!

[french-banana-toast]

cu chulainn caster but alter

im weak

[gohanpowa]

i redid arjuna sprite into the most important fate character ever

[welpshitcannedbeef-deactivated2]

DW just called, you’re hired

[morsking]

guda: you know both amakusa and kiara went through some really tough stuff being propped up as saints with magical powers from childhood and used by other people who didn’t care about their wellbeing. maybe they could bond over that and maybe it could help them heal and become better people. i should leave them alone to talk.

guda, 10 minutes later when chaldea has turned into a mess of bloodied tentacles pierced by black keys and amakusa shirou is running around raving frenzied exorcisms in latin: 

[anata-no-haha-wa-baishunfu]

[aricorokke]

王様と友達の歌

[kydkydskdagsgkg-deactivated2020]

Grand Archer confirmed

[autodrive]

[sighinastorm]

There’s a tornado warning out (two, technically), so of course I went for a walk outside to see if I could spot it.  Never have I seen so many of my neighbors at one time, when there wasn’t a firework show or a picnic.

[sighinastorm]

[the-dwarven-viking]

There was a tornado warning and a bunch of people gathered outside to set off fireworks. I wish I was kidding.

[sighinastorm]

How cool would it be to shoot fireworks into a tornado?

[sighinastorm]

[cuervus]

blue

[grechushka]

[mangonetics]

Fast food worker: would you like to upgrade that to a medium or large?

Me: no small is fine

Fast food worker: *rings a bell ok the counter*

Every worker in the restaurant in unison: Bitch baby!

[beesmygod]

what is the child annihilating zipline

in 2010, a camp counselor goon logged on to the somethingawful forums asking for help with the zipline he build from scratch, and with no engineering knowledge, that didn’t seem to be working right. when he tested it with a sandbag, it continued to gather speed during the entirety of the 143 foot drop (19 degree slope) until it slammed into the wooden platform at the bottom at a speed of 65mph, presumably creating a child paste that would have to be scraped off to be sent home. there were pictures.

[acridrainshowers]

groverhaus and the child-annihilating zipline are classics of post and we will never forget them

too bad the zipline isn’t as famous. the fucked-up bathroom has even gained more traction than the child-exploding summer camp zipline. there is no justice

[onceiwashere]

i love this but DON’T denigrate the fucked up bathroom that’s a legend

[patrickdiomedes]

fucked up bathroom?

[onceiwashere]

before and after extensive diy renovations 

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this looks like a doom wad

[goatplanet]

The extremely good news is that someone DID make it into a doom wad

https://twitter.com/dietinghippo/status/1102879467741966336

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this is un fucking believable

[meruz]

the first pokemon game i played was silver!! it was a hand-me-down from my cousin and i remember vividly her player characters name was “RAT” I asked “why rat?” and she said “idk!” and over 15 yrs later i realized they were her initials

[crewstinitortellini-deactivated]

[elizabethbathoryofficial]

This event was great