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[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[scoes]

some kind of experience

[yoink-ed]

Having mage hand would be such a cool power. imagine fixing something stupid for someone really far away and then immediately after fixing it, you flipped them off and then make the hand disappear the power I would feel. God. 

[buttastic]

feeling like I am perhaps downwind from an argument my brother in law is having with his fiancée about wedding planning

[mafuyuh]

little guys in ghibli movies

[horrorofthebeast]

[contemptible-scoundrel]

"impenetrably armored" knights when you pull out the pot of boiling oil

[pukicho]

Is there even good anime anymore, or is it all "that time I reincarnated as an ant and leveled up 9999 times and became the greatest" sorta shlocky business?

[ghiblin]

THE SECRET WORLD OF ARRIETTY 2010, dir. Hiromasa Yonebayashi

[anphivenas]

(wrinkled and dying from laying eggs) tbhhhh dubstep was better in 2009 (lays another egg) there has honestoy not been another producer like Benga (stress from that last egg makes me go blind) my eggs , where are my eggs

[vsingers]

new favorite tweet

[haaarpb]

ok: i did a very stupid comic put it up on bluesky and immediately got embarrassed and deleted it BUT: im puttin it up again here so u guys cannot judge me

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

the cursed amulet stays ON during sex

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

i know im the one who insisted, but now i feel like you're focusing too much on the cursed amulet during sex? im here too

[pussylipgloss]

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

[woodmeat]

stop!!!

[woodmeat]

wait a minute

[woodmeat]

fill my butt put some liquor in it!

[kaijuno]

[ritasanderson]

[dykealloy]

I call this the create a new problem technique