Motion.

[bandcampsecrets]

I’m that asshole behind you that’s saying “left…left..leFT…LEFT…” when you’re out of step

anonymous (via bandcampsecrets)

[kingfucko]

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

[teratomarty]

Triple Concerto for plumbing, faucet, and violin.

[official-mellophone]

Glassmen Drum and Bugle Corps

[watchfulmusic]

* the opinions expressed in this post do not necessarily reflect those of the one posting.

[derpycats]

it’s that time of year 🎄

[not-quite-a-music-major]

He had sixteen hairs on his bow. I counted them.

My friend trash talking someone he knew/met at a summer music camp. I about keeled over laughing when he said it. (via not-quite-a-music-major)

This insult, I like it!

(via adventuresinstringrepair)

[enews]

[dalbirdy-deactivated20200626]

me, a 21 year old adult, when I go grocery shopping by myself

[yolobrass]

metronome:*is ticking*

me: he's mocking me

[instrumentastrology]

Things that are okay to do at a rock concert but will get you kicked out of the recital hall:

-moshing, crowd surfing

-waving lighter back and forth at the slow parts

-aggressively singing along

-throwing your bra at the concertmaster

[instrumentastrology]

-getting real close to the stage hoping the conductor might sweat on you

[hrm00-deactivated20150924]

I want to be loved so bad it’s pathetic and embarrassing

[yolobrass]

director: you don't need to get your instruments out today kids!

band: oh cool maybe we're watching a movie or-

fundraiser man: hello naughty children it's shitty catalogue time

[glacecakes]

So apparently a bunch of band kids have been to the nurse today. But it’s not a bug going around, all of our bodies are giving out at the same time. Please give us a day off

[lum1natrix]

@thatsthat24 this is probably the best gif of you ever

[thatsthat24]

That’s what I do anytime I hear someone in another room talking about musical theatre

[gestopft-deactivated20200103]

is this what the kids are listening to these days?

[stevedusa]

Took me a while to identify what in the world the other brass was till I realized it wasn’t.

[beelzibubbles]

Someone even transcribed it!

[omg-horns]

@maxopferkuch someone beat you to it

[valeroyeaux]

Doin this on my recital guys

[ontheveldt]

[cariandtuba]

dnǝpᴉsuʍop

[morganflute]