YOLOTWINKIE

I'm Dan, dicks

[yolotwinkie]

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Ray-Ban Sunglasses

[mooserattler]

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

[moonblossom]

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

[allthelittlebeagles]

i will always support this post

[freshrosemary-deactivated202303]

@mooserattler back on my dash!

[jjflow]

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

[mooserattler]

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

[xeppeli]

he is more powerful than god

[memewhore]

[sjweminem]

*logging onto tumblr.com* i wonder what complex world issues the 14 year olds are going to lecture me on today

[perezhilton]

[stupendousmelody]

When you are one with the music

[thirstym8nd]

Luvs it

[rae-redacted]

WHO IS SHE

[onlyblackgirl]

That drop took me out. She fuckin shit up. YAS.

[ako-ini]

Dengg this is nice. Like she is following everybody…

[jazzthefraz-deactivated20200320]

@fizzylimon omg this is amazing

[stevetomjohn]

she’s the GREATEST

[frikiskrew]

[jaidefinichongg]

[aveoi-deactivated20150922]

[champeon]

STOP

[treybrooks]

[bidoof]

*hillary clinton opens the first democrat primary debate by saying a bunch of skeleton war memes*

[bidoof]

happy october, america. the spooky scary skeleton war is upon us. but here’s a war that isn’t such a dank meme: the war on isis. such terror. very wrong.

[ncgh-deactivated20140802]

[unit04-deactivated20141126]

Thanks spanky

[powerburial]

egg salad tastes like cheap fireworks

[imkindaabigdealswag]

How the fuck do you know what cheap fireworks tastes like

[powerburial]

from the smell

[imkindaabigdealswag]

What the shit kinda egg salad you been eating

[powerburial]

Your moms egg salad, tough guy

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Extra Fabulous Comics

[chroniccowboysyndrome-deactivat]

[overpricedvodka]

[digg]

[memedong]

20 min into girugamesh and chill and he gives you this look

[jhbrd-old]

He who fears that he will suffer, already suffers because he fears.

Michel De Montaigne (via jhbrd)