That Bonny Road

"See ye not yon bonny road which winds about the fernie brae? Tis the road to fair Elfland, where you and I this night maun gae."

[mtfoss]

Hey watch out I heard there's an ape on the loose they coul🦍d be anywhere

[m-eowdy]

[flightyfinch]

hey sorry i actually couldn't get the groceries this time. yeah no when i went to the vegetable patch there was just some guy standing there. hm? oh i dunno, flannel shirt, big hat, holding his arms out super big. like, he looked HUGE. just creeped me out yknow

[cosmere-cosmeme]

Doctor: Okay, time to test your reflexes.

Adolin: *dodges the little knee hammer*

Doctor, under their breath: Holy shit

[onlycosmere]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sleeperagentclone]

Thirteen: OH, earrings! Brilliant!

Yaz: Do you have pierced ears?

Thirteen, jabbing the earrings through her very much unpierced ears: I do now!!!

[whiskeycrutch]

Power move of the century.

[ghost-roads]

ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

[ppolkadotty]

Someone nominated him for Queer Eye

[sol-ex-machina-deactivated20190]

clickhole is a fucking treasure

[dnd-homebrew5e]

[whitepeopletwitter]

The simple things in life

[thebestoftumbling]

Adorable baby fakes crying when daddy tries to cut her fingernails. (x)

[esmicorazon]

This is so cute like when do babies start learning these things like she’s scaring the shit out of her dad but she thinks it’s a game

[woodmeat]

this is the cutest fucking shit ive ever seen

[actionables]

[toostoked]

art

[mattheuphonium-blog]

This is my fucking favorite thing I’ve ever seen I’m sobbing

[celestial-naiad]

I thought the baby was copying them, but its actually the other way around and now I’m cackling. This is stupid cute.

[aregrettablehullabaloo]

This video clip has watered my crops and cleansed my angry soul!

[anais-ninja-bitch]

a smol choreographer

[towritelesbiansonherarms]

[anotherpapercut]

press f to pay respects

[hairpoofs]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[feazelbal]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[oppa-homeless-style]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[catsiidhe]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[noblegambit]

this is so sad alexa play it’s not unusual

[blasphannie]

this is so sad alexa play what’s new pussycat

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

blacksmith: *takes pizza rolls out of the oven and instinctively hits them with a hammer*

blacksmith: oh shit not again

[d1rtypaws]

I hate that the Dairy Queen cashiers have to flip your blizzard upside down before giving it to you. I hate it. I know it’s most likely going to stay in it’s cup and I know I get a free one if it doesn’t, but the cocktail of a potential disaster and the cashier apologizing to what is most definitely a horrified me, having to sit in a drive-thru while someone behind me just bore witness to my fucking salted caramel blondie blizzard splattering on the asphalt, melting away while they mix me another one and i pray to god that they don’t flip it upside down again, is just a stress that I find entirely unnecessary. I trust it’s thick, just give me your word and i’ll be on my merry way.

[d1rtypaws]

I just imagined how it would feel to have them flip your second blizzard and have it spill too and I felt my shoulders physically tense

[mrgulogulo]

I’ve only been to DQ like 3 times in my life but the 2nd time I ordered a milkshake or something and I heard about DQ drinks not spilling when you flip them. I was not aware that this ability was only relegated to their blizzards. So long story short I said “hey, look at this” to my family and they watched me pour my milkshake on the ground.