euphoria.

ℕ O R M A N I (n): workaholic and number one beyonce stan ✉: blackbvtterfly

[yoncesprotege-blog]

i had a large ass coffee, wassup.

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i woke up wanting some fruit gushers real bad and idek why.

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Ayyye fam like this and I'll hit you up on hangouts in a bit?

[berkeleyassbitch-blog]

Hi I’m Gerald and I typed up a decent intro then tumblr destroyed it instead of posting it so if you need me I’ll be surrounded by my YSL in my mansion thinking about how much of a piece of shit this app is. To find me on a slightly less shitty app, my gh is stillaladykiller

[inzainity-blog]

A few days ago after being off social media for two weeks, I posted something that wasn’t received well and I was yelled at to selfie because how dare I not show my face after being MIA for two weeks, So today, I did as asked. And produced my face. Attached to said face is the name Zayn. Attached to said name is me. A songwriter, a singer, a model, a designer, a fan of little annoying yellow aliens, and so on and so forth.

You can come find me on gh at prettyvacantmind and we can discuss why you should actually give Minions a chance. Or we can discuss other things.Life. Art. Music. Movies. Have a couple smokes, a cup of coffee and good conversation. All I need in life honestly.

[yoncesprotege-blog]

niykee

HBIC, i’m not even kidding.

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kata!

you didn’t drag me for that awkward af color scheme in my intro, you’re an angel.

[winenephew]

hello my name is tom and this is my best mate and bed hog, tessa. the first and last time i was at a wawa i accidentally ordered 18 cinnamon buns and just ran out yelling “start the car!” to my younger brother on the most thrilling heist of my life. glenn rhee’s death was unnecessary and a cheap shot at shock value so jot that down. rihanna if you’re reading this…..where the sun shines we shine.., together. told you i’ll dress up as you for national television forever.. 

 anyways come say hi on gh @placehclder thanks for your time, nice to meet you all!

[luminarygames-blog]

FIRST IMPRESSION GAME :

reblog this post to receive names in your ask box for you to post with your first impressions of the person. these are meant to be based on things such as url names, intros, photos, etc. and are supposed to be very surface level impressions of each other. 

the deadline to reblog this post is august 21st.

[broffalowildwings]

it’s everyday bro with the disney channel flow! hey guys, my name is xavier. big star wars fan, lover of all fluffy animals, and i miss kalin and myles. here i am in hawaii chillin’ thinking about passing up jake paul subscribers on youtube. i really don’t know what else to say other than if you have a dog, come tell me about them on gh @extrasofritas! trying to prove a point to tyler that chipotle is better than taco bell, donate to my efforts by subscribing to my vlog channel.

[whereistvnd-blog]

hey! hey! hey! hey!

my name’s tyler and i call this photo “tired man tries to prove he’s still alive after being on tour for eight months, fails.” when i was 19 years old somebody stole the car radio out of my beat up car and i dropped out of college because i didn’t have a radio to listen to music on between classes, my dad is still mad. since then i’ve toured the world in a little band, accepted a grammy in my underwear, and been named the king of 2017 emo. i’ve been hiding in hawaii since august 2nd and if you ever want to see a grown man cry, hit me up at the end of the month when i have to go home. find me @ pclvrize to tell me that you’re sick of hearing my songs on the radio.

[lilcabron]

greetings loved ones i’m kalin and one night i spent 12 hours watching finding bigfoot on animal planet which is all y’all need to know about me.

you can hmu on gh anytime @ nusteviadaddy !!!

[facelikethundr]

hi i’m amber you might know me from such films as smol british girl steals dogs and smol british girl is uncomfortable in da club. i made up the word biddle and i use it all the time but don’t bother trying to look up what it means because it’s absolute nonsense. one time i went to the blue lagoon in iceland and i forgot my swimming costume but i thought it might be a thing where everyone just goes naked but i was wrong and had to go in my pants which is a pretty fitting metaphor for my life. come tell me embarrassing stories or share dog photos with me so we can be bffs @ scarsuponyourknees 

[r00k419]

What’s good, my name’s J.P. but all my friends call me Rook. I’ve been drumming for a long ass time and following around a loud mouthed rapper for a quarter of my life. I hail from Cleveland and will rep it till I die but I’m in Malibu most of the time. I’ve got a pit bull named Chapo who is the epitome of man’s best friend. The most lethal thing about him is that he’ll most likely lay on you and crush you in your sleep; I know from experience. He’s just a big ass baby. If you ever need someone to cook you a big greasy breakfast to cure your hangover woes, drop me a line on gh @ fvckrook or just send me photos of your pets.

[kokonutsharks]

hi, loves. my names katabasis, you can pronounce that ket-uh-bass-see. if that’s too long for you, kata is just fine. that’s not cat or cat-a. 

now that that’s out of the way, i’m a 25 year old lifestyle and fashion blogger and occasionally i make some vlogs. i also own a company called shyloxhair where i make custom handmade wigs and hair extensions. if you ever need someone to do your hair for a photoshoot or special occasion, i’m your lady. i’m from london but have been in america for the past four years and have spent most of that time trying to keep some very tall rapper in his place while he makes fun of my accent and my height (it’s a wonderful life.) the other day i was told that my aesthetic is always on point and i’ve never received a better compliment. my given name means a descent into the underworld and i think it’s fitting because 5 minutes with me will definitely feel like you’ve reached the depths of hell. 

i can be reached at surelydamned if you want me to cook you colourful toast, organize your closet, or make you some latte art.

[ripcrown]

Hi I’m Dave and my hobbies include coordinating my outfits with walls and telling my dog she’s a Good Girl. I also really love seeing my old band fail without me but I haven’t checked on them in a while. My gh is fatherwhy420 but you can tell your mom I’m edge

[yoncesprotege-blog]

actually one time i tried to use postmates then realized that it costs an arm and a leg, two of which i was not willing to give up at the time.