"You gotta stay alive if you wanna stick it to the government."

z / roadkill 🔆 xv 🔆 any pronouns 🔆 part time local entity. strange and upsetting 🔆 i love talking about my ocs

[yonicbonds]

[20thctryboii]

TV was my fav ch btw so tuff

i hope yall like how i drew him

[cherryredjasperr]

whines pitifully . flops on the ground . bursts into flames

[frociaggina97]

listen. listen to me very well. you might think that argentina lost the world cup because of your tweets and your hate and the threads and the posts. but the reality is that we lost because we played like shit. this has nothing to do with you, unfortunately it has all to do with the fuckass team.

[annabelle--cane]

you know I think I WILL bet on myself for a change [is mysteriously losing dog shaped]

[deadandwalking]

hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.

[threedollarsdotcom]

got eds for epic dyke syndrome

[it-appears-that-bruno-has-deact]

[wizrdfckr]

me and u both ouppy

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

take my ass to torture city where the grass is ouch and the girls are hit me

[armpits-are-crying]

nope. funkytown again

[ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer]

come on

[cannibalings]

have you reopened the wound? will you reopen the wound? when will you reopen the wound?

[maykitz]

[maidthings]

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

[rumwik]

Strange haunted photo where Winifred looks like she's a painting

[needs-more-hugs]

I have placed her in a more fitting setting

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

For the first time in my tenure on tumblr, it's "THAT'S A PHOTOGRAPH?" and not "THAT'S AN OIL PAINTING?"

[fragrantblossoms]

Blok, Leendert. Woods. Park alongside a body of water in late summer/autumn, with distinctive lighting. Netherlands, location unknown, c. 1920–1935.

[maxxie-or-smth]

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[i-suggest-fucking-the-deers]

trying to pass off "i just blew 50 bucks" as a normal thing to say but i just left the boreal forest and my shirt and face and hair are sticky and soaked and. listen you can read the blog name you know what i did