[shelteringyourdna-deactivated20]

well look who it is. my old friend. the conses of my quences.

[pukicho]

Parents are giving their children names no one has ever spoken out loud before

[pukicho]

Was it Human?

[pukicho]

I've analyzed your materials and have deemed you insufficient for my particular needs

[catchymemes]

[vee-dmsr]

[thememedaddy]

[berylian]

[artantiquarian]

people talked about life ambushing them when I was little.I think that's bullshit because it feels like I just stumbled into an interlocking killzone expecting a standup fight.. Complete with artillery. (looming problems)

[walk-up-songs]

[one single bloodcurdling agonized scream] ok time to lock in

[curioscurio]

when I tell you I had to do a double take because I thought these were 2 parts of the same whole joke

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I can clearly remember the moment I first realised my mother and I were living on completely different planes of existence. I was 7 years old and I came home from my school's first track and field day having placed second or third in every event. the teachers had been making jokes all afternoon about how many times they had to call my name. my friends thought I was cool as shit. my enemies thought I was cool as shit too, come to think of it. I was proud as hell. so I get home with the entire front of my shirt covered in ribbons like I was a military dictator who'd awarded himself every medal, I walk into the kitchen and tell my mum all about my day, and she goes "oh, that must be disappointing not getting any firsts." and I'm like no?? first of all the first place ribbons are red and I don't like red. second of all look at me. there's literally nowhere left on my body for accolades. I am fucking Jacked of All Trades. how could this possibly be a disappointment.

[fairycosmos]

just found out that if i stay in my room all the time my life will eventually shrink to the size of it and i will lose all memory of how to function as a person. shocked & upset

[seaphine]

[starrylightseeker]

Good morning starshine [mutuals] the earth says hello

[luminouslumity]

[rubixpsyche]

at all points I was ready for him to start eating the stands

[sparklyaxolotlstudent]

This was disturbingly normal for him

[unsolids-your-snake]

[desertedinurban]

HIGH FASHION BIRDS BY - Deserted In Urban

[an-alarming-amount-of-bees]

Hilarious to me that this is working on some people. Bird drip is inter species.

[goawfma]

i feel like we don’t talk about things like this enough

[blatterpussbunnyfromhell]

Moroccan architecture (specifically, amazigh from Chefchaouen)

Post-colonial Algerian architecture (Algiers and Constantine):

Mozabite architecture (from Ghardaia, Algeria):

[loud-whistling-yes]

Your immune system getting weaker when you're stressed has got to be the dumbest stress response ever like oh you've been having a horrible terrible no good week? Let Me Make It Worse.

[beardedmrbean]