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@yorsecord
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obsessed w the wording of this headline
insp
When someone says they miss Yorse my immediate instinct is to throw them into lava
😭😭😭
Ok, what the hell is Yorse?!
God I wish I was you
Raich we cant do this again. We can't keep putting Yang and inanimate objects together. I cant handle another hiatus like this
WELL TOO BAD CAUSE
I’m back on my bullshit
SKWKWOW THE BEEBLE
Imagine if you will, a slight alteration to volume 7s finale. Instead of Oscar it’s Ruby who goes to speak to Ironwood.
The scene plays out at first very similar, Ruby giving the standard hero protagonist speech and ironwood replies much the same as he did to Oscar.
But imagine he goes farther. That he continues, becoming more and more unhinged and emotional the longer he talks, all that frustration he’s been bottling up spilling out.
“If you are so certain you know what’s best then tell me the alternative. Tell me how I save everyone. Tell me how we can stop her!”
Ruby starts buckling under the question. Trying to stammer out an answer as the large man moves closer to her, his voice louder by the word. He’s angry but..pleading. He wants and answer. He NEEDS an answer. Something to point him away from the path he’s on.
“Don’t give me empty platitudes or sentimentality! Tell me how we win! Tell me how we justify risking the world! What is your plan to defeat Salem?!”
“I DONT HAVE ONE!”
She stops.
Covers her mouth.
And for five seconds this show has alittle self awareness.
Except it doesn’t. Because his plan dooms the world too. His plan takes away from the world, the single greatest fighting force it has and leaves the world to deal with Salem. RWBY hasn’t ever been about having the plan to win, it’s always been about fighting even when and especially when there isn’t a plan, it’s always been about the simple soul. Thats what Hopepunk is, and every time I see a fan try to rationalize running away and dooming the world, over fighting the fight that’s gonna happen anyway, I just shake my head. You can’t run from someone that cant die, you can’t run from someone that can go forever and create endless hordes of soldiers, juggernauts, titans. Do you really think someone that could create that whale, couldn’t devise some way to pull Atlas out of the sky? Ironwood thinks that he is looking at the big picture but in reality he’s looking at the smallest picture of all. A single frame with Atlas, that leaves out the rest of the world. He has been dreaming that he had the superiority and power to outdo Salem, he has been delusional to think that he knew better than a man with a thousands of lifetimes of work, a flawed man who got just as much wrong as he got right. But a man still who understood the enemy better than -anyone-. He is so sure of his plan, he doesn’t see the other side of it. He believes in keeping the relic and maiden away from Salem, he keeps her from winning. But if he isn’t powerful enough to stand his ground and -needs- to run away into space, then how could he ever hope to keep the rest of the world safe while up there? Having to split his forces between three other kingdoms, all which would be in a mass panic because with Atlas gone, Salem has no real deterrent anymore. Maidens? She can just kill everyone and eventually the powers will go somewhere she can control. That will give her the relics and with three relics and three maidens, along with her own power, what does Atlas even matter anymore? She’ll starve them out or pull them down. At least with team rwby, the goal is clear. Fight. Because you’re going to have to eventually, it might as well be on our terms. Fight and find the way to beat her without killing her, something that wasn’t gonna happen in space atlas.
beehaw TWO!!!!!! electric boogaloo
"we could never top yorse" you just tempted fate and now it's going to happen
you're all the WORST
“You’ve yee’d your last haw James”
what if i was the cowgirl and i came up to you at a bar and i said well aint you the prettiest thing i ever damn seen and then you blushed except you still havent come to terms with your sexuality so you were too scared to flirt back and i respect your boundaries and i also am intuitive type on the mbti test so i sense that you feel uncomfortable so i dont push any flirting and then as you are leaving (we formed a tentative friendship in this time) some dude comes and tries to flirt with you and its making you uncomfortable so i go up to him and say listen here partner why dont you amble off right about now and hes like get out the way shortie ans then i roll up my sleeves and he sees my cow wrangling muscles and instantly flushes and says sorry maam and walks away fast paced and i watch him to make sure he leaves and then look back at you and notice youre looking and me with a blush and then when you see me catch you staring you flush harder and look at the ground then i reach out and cup your cheek and say dont be shy darlin and then i write my number on your arm and say dont be a stranger now and you blush and get into your uber and go home to bed but you cant sleep you lie awake thinking of me and you dream of us kissing and then you text me a week later and we talk over text for a while and you start to realize you undeniably have feelings for me but youre scared because youve never had feelings for a girl before and you feel insecure that youre faking it or something but im understanding and i tell you you have as much time as you need and ill support and care about you no matter what and theres no rush for you to make any decision and a month after our first meeting i ask you out on a date to a fancy restaurant and you show up in a pretty dress and it takes my breath away and i cant stop staring at you the whole meal and thinking how beautiful you are and i pay for our meals and the tip and then we walk hand in hand i walk you back to your house and i say im real sweet on you you know and you blush and stare and me and i hold ur gaze and we look at eachother a little unsure but then you surge forward and kiss me and we just stand there holding eachother and kissing and then im like well i got to be going or ill miss the last train and we both laugh embarassed and then i kiss you one more time quickly and walk jauntily away cheerfully whistling a cowboy tune and you go inside and you cant stop smiling
do you ever just kinda wonder what your selling point as a human being or friend is? like, what was the point at which people were like: hey, I’ll keep this human
Family isn’t genes and DNA, Family is your discord server full of gay nerds that send each other memes
How it feels as a DM when a player gives you 3+ pages of backstory:
gimme that sweet, sweet character lore
chanting: symguin cult !!! symguin cult !!! symguin cult !!!
Why a cult tho? I've already been a cult once
it’s a classic
wow didn’t know it did that
@yanghaw
Throwback to this shit
We're still here because until V7 airs we'll take all the content we can get and to be perfectly honest the word "bee" once a month, posted by you, is better than most of the other content this fandom churns out
“Other content” just say yorse anon
Guys I agree with you but ...
this is a Wendy’s
maybe so