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mama-waterlily

fuck the mouth that bites you

secondquarrel

so venezuela has become a usamerican colony. like that happened and everything carried on like normal

secondquarrel

like i know venezuela is going through a huge humanitarian crisis right now and their political regime is low in the list of priorities when tallinmg about it obviously it's just it shocked me to read trump congratulating his secretary of energy on how well he's running what used to be a sovereign country until a few months back you know

crescentalice

help an unemployed t-girl afford bills, transport, and clothing!! (+ other important things)

I have been unemployed for nearly a full year now, and I have been denied unemployment. As such, I have bills and living expenses piling up, and I've been trying to afford new clothes as well. Reblogs are appreciated, and every donation really helps me out!!! <3 <3 <3

originally posted July 8th (edited July 16th)

($235/350)

Cashapp: $crescentgirl

Venmo: @trish-and-pix

luna-azzurra

What helped me write trauma better is remembering that the nervous system learns predictions. If danger used to come after quiet, calm can feel threatening. If kindness used to come with a price, kindness can feel suspicious. So healing is not just “they know they’re safe now.” Healing is the slow, annoying, deeply unfair process of teaching the body that the old prediction is not always the present truth.

goth-princess-gwennie

I cried when served good at a dinner table

wizardarchetypes

it’s sooo funny when rude customers encounter employees who can deny them service for the first time.

i was working at a little cafe where I could deny service over bad behavior, harassment etc. & mask mandates had just ended a week before & already people were being weird about me still wearing mine—an N95, the kind shaped kinda like a duckbill.

so this man walked in, looked at me sooo scathingly, laughed at me, and said “damn. never known a woman to choose…practicality over looks.”

And I just said, “oh. you can go, you’re not getting a drink.” And he said, “what???”

I said, “sir, you just walked in at 6 am & called women impractical and me ugly in one sentence.”

And he was so astonished he didn’t even argue he just turned around and left 💀🙏🏻 it was like he suddenly became self aware

carolinalaurel

One summer I was running ferry rides across a lake so people could see the waterfalls without walking 6 miles when a guy snapped my bra strap as he was boarding the boat. So i immediately threw him off, he started yelling for my manager, my boss cheerfully informed him that, yeah, she’s the captain of the boat and she can kick off anyone she wants. He goes to storm off, looks expectantly at his girlfriend, and she just goes, “Well, I’M not walking six miles, Michael! I’ll meet you back at the car!” and sits right back down!!!!

The expression on his face when he was told that he couldn’t get on the boat, then immediately told that his girlfriend was ditching him? PRICELESS. he just blinked at her and then stormed off like a child. I gave her a free hat and was like maybe rethink this relationship…….

hickeywiththegoodhair

i once had this fucker come up to order a beer. while i pour it he shows me the wanky fucking chemical structure tattoo on his arm and he’s like “hey. you know what this is” i was like “nah sorry” (never cared abt chemistry in school, plus having to look at a some rando’s pretentious tattoo gives me the douche chills). he decides to respond with “heh. you must not read many books”

i immediately stop pouring his beer. i reply: “heh. you must not want this beer.” thirsty boy immediately starts groveling like a worm “please please no i do want the beer im sorry im sorry” believe me when i say it was one of the most pathetic things ive ever witnessed

lezbadeez

gotta love people immediately backpedaling when they realise that there are Consequences To Being Mean

lastvalyrian

I genuinely believe that part of why it has become so normalized to be openly callous and evil in politics is that customer service culture has trained affluent people that they can treat everyone they consider beneath them however they want and still be treated kindly.

creature-crow-deactivated202512

brb trying this

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blue-the-flyingpyrochef

chromegnomes

oleskyfm

brokenbythesirensound

disgruntled-lifeform

Stolen from reddit where it wasn't being properly appreciated

leiyahime

"Indigo dyeing silk thread"

In case anyone wonders what the Japanese is saying

torkmatic

I just learned about this recently from a Viking reenactor! Indigo dye isn't blue until it oxidizes, so when you dye with indigo your cloth or thread doesn't come out of the water blue, it comes out and then reacts with the oxygen in the air and seems to spontaneously turn blue in front of your eyes. It's a really cool process to witness.

leshermes

Jasmine Vine, lead programmer of Hollow Knight & Silksong just transitioned!! I'm so happy for her!❤️🏳️‍⚧️

apollos-boyfriend

i’m gonna cry it’s raining right now and i just passed by a family where both parents were without an umbrella but their kid who couldn’t have been older than like 3-4 was proudly holding this GIANT umbrella whose diameter was as tall (if not taller) as the kid. both the parents were getting absolutely drenched but u could tell the kid was just so happy to have an “adult” task and carry the umbrella themselves and i think that sacrifice is what love is all about

apollos-boyfriend

hastily-made artist’s recreation in the five minutes it took to get to my stop

smol-fangirl-bean

estrellasuerte

hello !! my name is illi and i am very poor (source) i moved cross-country to escape DV/trafficking/threat of homelessness. (source) on top of this my food stamp application was wrongfully denied (source) and while i do have some very limited income from doing crowd computing work, i have not had any work opportunities since june 29th (source)

if you have anything to spare it is really greatly appreciated as my survival is reliant on donations due to my level of physical & cognitive disability. thank you for reading/sharing 🌹

pp: [email protected] v: thnksfrthvnm $spoiledmilkandhoney

whydidisavethistomyphone

puppygirllaika

I mean. That's not really the gift of prophesy tho. that's just kinda looking at past events, looking at what the administration and its members are saying they're gonna do, and identifying a very likely outcome of their actions.

If major league baseball said "we're making all bats 20% bigger" and i said "wow, i bet there's gonna be a lot more hits in the next couple years" i'd hardly call that a prophesy.

when a new administration takes control of the government and says "we're putting a guy who thinks the way to get healthy is to eat every dead raccoon you find on the side of the road in charge of keeping the country healthy and free of disease", and you've watched a decade of deregulation lead to food borne pathogen outbreak after food born pathogen outbreak, then yeah, it's reasonable to say "wow, i bet everyone's gonna shit their brains out in the next few years." because that's just how cause and effect work.