Thyme

In life you have many choices but most are terrible and life sucks so it's time to live in the woods and be one with the mushrooms.

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you know how you can make pint dye with avocado pits? well can you dye your hair with it? is it healthier then normal dye? i need to know!!!

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You can change the colors‽‽‽‽‽

where is the yellow?

Ohhhh fancy fonts!!!

Bold

fun

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So I just finished The Completionist Chronicles by Dakota Krout, great author, and it is really good. If you liked Noob Town, I highly recommend. While not really that similar, it has the same kinda vibe to it. Though that isn't what this post is about.

Has anyone else noticed how the first five books begin with 'R' but the next three begin with 'I'? Well, I did and really want to know why. So here is my theory.

This next part has kind of spoilers, so only read if you dare.

So it changes from 'R' to 'I' when he moves area so if that is the case book nine will begin with a different letter, but what letter? Well so far with the 'Ri' my guess if this is indeed an easter egg is that it will spell out 'Ritualist'.

Please comment if you have your own ideas!!!

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You ever just have a really bad gender day where you know exactly what you gender should be but that you can never be able to physically match it and it makes you want to dig your nails into any skin you can reach and slam your self into walls, and scream till your throat bleeds, but you have things to do and have no time for things you can't ever fix so just carry on?

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Do you ever know you're gay but then see a women and 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘 in your twirling, curling, coiling, veering, kinked, crooked, zigzag heart that straight was never an option?

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I wonder what is a staple part of every breakfast

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You know it is a good cookbook when it tells you how to make floor polish and clean piano keys.

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I never know if I want to treat my cuts and do everything I can to have it heal up clean or clean it and leave it to scar because I like tracing my fingers over scars, I find it comforting, but people are supposed to try and not scar.

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you say you want the truth

that if i tell the truth it will all be fine

but when I tell the truth you never seem to hear

you say im lying and to just tell the truth

but i am, i am telling the truth

but if i was telling the truth you wouldn't be so mad

so maybe im not

maybe i am lying

maybe this is my fault

because you are so adamant about truth

so you couldn't be lying

it must be me

im sorry im a liar

im sorry that i seem to have been lying so long i don't know what truth is

im sorry i can't tell you what you want

i want to tell the truth but i am a liar

i can not tell the truth for i never know it

what is the truth

what do you want me to say

i will say it

i will be honest

i will not lie

i will be better

i will tell the truth

im fine

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the lights just flicked and my 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘴𝘵 thought was, "hello"

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Do your parents ever just tell you you have to get up and 𝘥𝘰 things, as if you didn't think of that and you chose to lay in bed all day? That it doesn't make you feel like a 𝘱𝘢𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘵𝘪𝘤, 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘦𝘴𝘴 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘦 of 𝘴𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘦 and 𝘳𝘦𝘴𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘤𝘦𝘴. Like you haven't been telling yourself for 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴 to just get up and function, to do 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, even just go to the kitchen and eat some 𝘣𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥. I can not convince my body to get up and 𝘦𝘢𝘵, a 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘢𝘵𝘦. The only thing I can do are things in arms reach and don't require consistent motivation. My options of things to do are very limited and none of them are 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘥𝘶𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦. I lie there on my phone scrolling but not possessing anything but background noise to cover the thoughts I am basically a pile of useless human trash.

I am a perfectly health sentient organism that should be able to 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨, but I am instead 𝘸𝘢𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘯𝘨 my potential 𝘭𝘢𝘻𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢𝘣𝘰𝘶𝘵, contributing 𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 to 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘰𝘯𝘦, not even 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧, and that all my ambitions are wasted on me because I 𝘤𝘢𝘯'𝘵 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰 𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘪𝘤 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 𝘯𝘦𝘤𝘦𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘦𝘴! And now I am sharing my 'tragic' existence just to get a pity party except I know I 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 pity and am only sharing this because nobody reads these and even if they did they wouldn't care.

And I just 𝘩𝘢𝘵𝘦 my brain. I desperately want to contribute 𝘢𝘯𝘺𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 to just be 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘶𝘴𝘦𝘧𝘶𝘭. I want to learning and create and 𝘥𝘰 𝘨𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴!

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I want to be a cute twinky fem boy. I always hated being called a girly girl and now it makes sense, im not a girl. I want to be a boy/genderless blob that wears cute skirts and does simple makeup.

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Do you ever wonder if maybe people who mentally develop slower do so because they were meant to be higher beings with longer lifespans but their souls were miss placed into human vessels?

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I find it funny that I literally sleep in my closet with pride flags on the walls and my parents still think I am cishet when really I am a pan-tastic genderfluid 𝘮𝘦𝘴𝘴 of a [ʀᴇᴅᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ]. And I am not going to 𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 them.

I might 𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘶𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘺 come out about being panromantic/asexual because my father isn't homophobic (he thinks somebody's love life is there own and they shouldn't care what others think) but he also isn't very supportive especially with gender stuffs. My [ʀᴇᴅᴀᴄᴛᴇᴅ] has a pin that clearly says 'They/It' but our father still uses the wrong pronouns So, yeah, 𝘯𝘰𝘵 coming out as genderfluid because if he doesn't get that they don't 𝘩𝘢𝘷𝘦 a gender he won't understand that mine 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦𝘴 and will call me 'a dramatic teenager' or 'an attention seeker' and tell my to stop with my 'nonsense'.

Since that doesn't sound like a good time I think I wont.