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[manglestar]

looks like mama

[iftadwascool]

(c)

[jadenvargen]

lonely saint // desperate woman

[molabuddy]

please. im so nosy.

[molabuddy]

addition which is maybe more pressing and also has been true since chapter 4. PLEASE

[lucdoodle]

"Thanks for walking me home."

[ekrixart]

thanks for walking me home

[min0uet]

the most terrifying part of wreck-it ralph was definitely the arcade owner hooking up every single machine to the same power strip

[lakevida]

yesterday i rolled a joint and immediately lost it and my only comfort has been imagining it traveling chef boyardee style down the stairs and across the walkways to a stoner in greater need than myself

[lakevida]

lying down for 50 minutes to imagine in real time the experience of walking to trader joes and buying a single pea and walking back home and getting out a cutting board and a knife and skinning and chopping one pea and sprinkling it into a tank with one fish in it

[bumblebeebats]

When i used to work at Whole Foods i would make and freeze my sandwiches for the week but since frozen lettuce is an abomination and a whole head of lettuce is Way too much for a single broke college student who doesn't even really like salad that much, each lunch break i would go to the by-weight salad bar and carefully purchase one single small lettuce leaf. All of my coworkers mocked me relentlessly for it but it cost like $0.01 and half the time it was too light for the scale so they'd just shove it towards me like "Just take it, man." Through such cunning means i probably spent like a dollar total on lettuce in 2 years

[bumblebeebats]

just saying. we got a lot in common, the humble betta fish and I

[parasitoidism]

The celebrity Ben & Jerry's ice cream flavors being some of the best ones is like the retail equivalent of having to go to a restaurant and order a rootin tootin yeehaw cowboy burger or something

[parasitoidism]

The Tonight Dough is a downright hedonistic ice cream flavor concept but in order to obtain it you have to purchase a pint of ice cream with Jimmy Fallon's face on it and then see him in your freezer every day for a week

[underestimated-heroine]

[wifegideonnav]

why are there so many tonight dough posts

[memewhore]

[landmoose]

[ghost-cassette]

Grand Old Boars can of course cast spells as a 17th level sorcerer

[drcalvin]

And the spell is always DESTRUCTION

[website-com]

is there any reason american rubbers are pink or are they just a little gayer than the rest of us

[website-com]

[oneheadtoanother]

[erros429]

roommate texted this to me……..

[erros429]

update on this from my (now former) roommate:

[niceinchnails]

I asked my niece what her favourite song was and she said Lalala 🎵

[niceinchnails]

[boxheadpaint]

vinny is an ipad baby but for like cups

[boxheadpaint]

[boxheadpaint]

his shows

[boxheadpaint]

[boxheadpaint]

had a bad low blood pressure moment last night and messily asked my partner for saltines and water before realizing i should probably ask for the Blood Pressure Medication I Need To Take. while they went to go grab it though i still had water and crackers so in a daze i took a swig of water but didnt swallow and then tried to cram 2 saltines in my mouth. full of water. in bed. with mouth full of water

[boxheadpaint]

[spidermanifested]

Boxhead Devouring Two Saltines, 2024

[boxheadpaint]

Oh My God Damn