The Only One that Understands me Is Flavor Flave

Selkie|23|♌|He/Him|Asexual

[vladtheunfollower]

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[starryfromcosmiccove]

DOUG DIMMADOME OWNER OF THE DIMMSDALE DIMMADOME?????

[theartistwonders-deactivated202]

BRO YOU POST PART OF THE TIKTOK WITHOUT THE BEST PART???

[balancedbirb]

So I managed to 1.) find safety town clip in decent quality and 2.) somehow get it to upload here

[did-that-help]

four minutes and twelve seconds that changed the world

[hardstoplucas1]

Zombie Apocalypse

[lxdymaria]

“ tell me hunter, could this be joy? ”

[getweirder]

Everyone THINKS they know the facts but I bet y’all didn’t know that John F. Kennedy was really just ‘John Kennedy’ until he died. The ‘F’ was added later to pay respects. In this essay, I will

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Honestly I don’t know how y’all can stand me

[noctuary-eyes]

one of my ocs, his name is jenivere! his wings & body are made of colored glass

[you-nort-a-boy]

i drew a son replicating my fave pic of a seal i’ve ever seen in my L I F E

[terugigas]

feels a little lonely (without you)

[astraldemise]

[saturniidae-served-cold]

[icansuckyadicknumbersmash2483737]

My brain on a loop

[artmagine]

The beautiful art of Qing Han

Rest in peace, Qinni.

[amezure]

Rest in peace, beautiful Qinni 💕

[i-hate-chick-fil-a]

[hollyhooddai-deactivated2021010]

Exactly I love when they succeed

[glumshoe]

it’s okay if you haven’t slain an evil wizard by the time you turn seventeen, there’s still plenty of time and plenty of evil wizards waiting to be killed by you

[bruford]

what if i dont want to kill the evil wizard. what if i want to befriend the evil wizard

[glumshoe]

no no that’s not how it goes

you have to kill the evil wizard and take his place

[raithnait]

What if I want to kiss the evil wizard?

[glumshoe]

what is this, amateur hour? you get the evil wizard to trust you, you pull the evil wizard in for a kiss, and then you push your enchanted knife up under the evil wizard’s sternum, and as they fall dead to the ground you wipe your sleeve across your lips and smile before putting their wizard hat on your own head

[karetahana]

Ship........doesn't this just set me up to meet the same end??

[glumshoe]

yeah but that’s normal, it’s part of the Wizard Cycle

[meow-ved]

what if I want to FUCK the evil wizard

[glumshoe]

that’s fine but if you’re going to get emotionally attached I’d advise against it because you do still very much have to kill the evil wizard

[astercrash]

[glumshoe]

IT’S A VITAL PART OF MAGICAL ECOLOGY

[cute-animals-only]

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[anachronic-cobra]

Mined craft

[metalgirlysolid]

[powerburial]

me when someone tries to feed me british food

[xsix8990-deactivated20260423]

ok but are those fucking wine bottles loss.jpg

[petshed-blog]

[mythicalpiranha-moved-deactivat]