Everyones A Star

Idk what I’m doing, but then again does anyone?? Queer, 18+

[heuhehhohot]

anything is a soft launch if you squint hard enough

[beemovieerotica]

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[you-remind-me-everyday]

God I hate outlook

[yossyislandd]

momma didn't raise no pervert i got that on my journey of self discovery

[certified-sleepy-behavior]

I would kill for a goddamn cali fins mack jersey

[bisexualgeoff]

that's my emotional support real life guy

[hiveswap]

Not now, kitten, m- da- m- your parental figure is in the middle of a gender crisis

[padosmith]

everyone knows that when you meet lock eyes with your soulmate that time will freeze.

except you are not really expecting that to happen when you are bent over ready for a face off.

it’s crazy how they didn’t even notice at first time stopped until they realized the puck wasn’t dropping. just blue and green eyes meeting in a competitive stare down through the cages before they slowly melt into soft understanding.

will stands up from his stance and pulls up his helmet off.

mack quickly follows before looking around at the silent rink where everyone is waiting in anticipation for the puck to drop, “this is so trippy. what if we aren’t there when time unfreezes?”

will laughs, “you know that it will only unfreeze unless we are back in the same position?”

“where did they teach you that?”

“school? is your brain too wired into hockey to pay attention?”

mack doesn’t bother to answer, “so do you think we can race?”

“is that what you wanna do?”

mack gives him a toothy grin before dropping his stick and skating off. will is on him immediately and suddenly they are just two young boys goofing off in the rink for what seems like hours.

at some point they will need to go back and actually play a game and worse deal with everything else in the world. but for now, they can just be them for a bit.

i mean who better to have as your soulmate than someone who can make you better.

[sailyourshipsaroundme]

I believe every NHL mascot is a suit with a person inside except Gritty, who is an entity ensouled by a curse from a malevolent god

[kosmogrl]

[allthingswhumpyandangsty]

reblog if you love ao3 exactly how it is and you don’t want it to “update” or change in any way♡

[mysharkiee]

reblog if your favorite male hockey player also has a bigger cup size than you…

[fawnangel09]

can't believe men pay for nudes when they could look in the mirror and see a pussy for free

[mysharkiee]

claim your star here

[unraveledcrosby]

i wanted to share one of my favourite edits in the world ever, literally sobbed to it i will forever love the editor, show them some love yall

CREDITS : @/hoetoshawn on tiktok ! (not my edit i really did just wanna share it with you all)

[realtapiocafan]

been collecting old screenshots from ilia's snapchat from around twitter and tiktok and here's what i have