Welcome to the trip

She doesn't know. She doesn't understand tumblr

[beepbeepbeepbeep-deactivated202]

c r o n c h

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[curlicuecal]

Whenever someone posits that people are ‘lazy’ I’m reminded of the fact that if you leave humans in a room with some blocks and no instructions they will literally make up their own tasks to carry out because humans just fuckin love having stuff to do and objectives to work towards

[seraphimalune]

In one of my psych courses we learned about a study where a person was left in a room with nothing but a box that would SHOCK THEM painfully if they touched it. After awhile, everyone touched the box and got shocked to hell and back. Now, this isn’t that abnormal. What’s abnormal is that everyone then sat there for a few minutes and then TOUCHED THE BOX AGAIN. And got shocked AGAIN! Moral of the story: People fucking hate being bored. They would rather be in IMMENSE PAIN than be bored.

[bumble-bee-pd]

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

[sugarpkts]

just walks around your house with one of these and puts out all your candles

[thyuji-deactivated20161031]

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

[downset]

[gay-tm]

[treefrogsoup-deactivated2026042]

okay, as a straight guy I have a complaint

[gay-tm]

[sleepycrow07]

So what do you call a group of women?

[gay-tm]

Friends

[sleepycrow07]

Then why are a group of men a threat? A group of women can be a threat if they wanted to

[gay-tm]

The difference is that women have to want to be a threat to be one whereas men just be like that

[sleepycrow07]

Not all men are like that

[gay-tm]

And not all bacteria are pathogenic but we still wash our hands out of fear of the ones that are so what’s your point?

[crimeshetyped]

^^^THAT CLAPBACK WAS VISCIOUSSSS

[somecutething]

[thickdaddydandelion-deactivated]

A TINY, FEARLESS LEADER

[playwithfood]

Makes sure no dog gets left behind

[queen-ofxthe-clouds]

I’ve been laughing at this stupid fucking video for 30 minutes

[the-last-of-the-frosty-boys]

Yall sont understand this is the funniest thing ive experienced in weeks

[fish-food-s]

holy fucking shit

[koki-kariya-personal]

I hope V2 has this level of Quality

[flowerais-deactivated20211031]

Little things that help moods:

- getting enough sunshine - opening the curtains - eating regular meals - short walks with your favourite music - don’t stay up until 3am - don’t try to relate to tumblr text posts - get off tumblr/social media if it’s unhealthy - shower - don’t stay in bed the whole day - plan out your day - listen to music - change your clothes - set yourself small goals - say yes to fun events - drink water, it takes 5 seconds - talk to a close friend - remind yourself: a bad mood can lie to you - you’re not unwanted or hopeless - you deserve love so be nice to yourself

[stimman3000]

[vladtheunfollower]

free market baby

[oncelerfucker69-deactivated2019]

Law & Ethics

[marzipanandminutiae]

I mean 

no

but you’d be deeply poisoned. like. super-poisoned. I cannot emphasize enough how poisoned eating the Mona Lisa would make you

[stimman3000]

but what a way to go

[cryptomaster-leviathan-deactiva]

You could only eat it once

[lord-kitschener]

Forbidden snack

[isyourcomputeratorrunning]

[bruhless]

Wow

[iwannabeadored]

that’s the kind of thing I like to see

[johnny--guitar]

he’s not even mad he just sits back down

[curlsandstems]

Lemme bless y’all with this video

[purplebuddhaquotes]

“Don’t forget that you’re human. It’s ok to have a meltdown. Just don’t unpack and live there. Cry it out and then refocus on where you are headed.”

—

[mockiato-deactivated20200315]

The other day I was washing my hands and another woman came out the stall a couple seconds after I did. She wasn’t cis, and a different woman waiting for someone to finish up looked angry and opened her mouth to say something. Before she could, I smiled real friendly a this woman who’s just trynna wash her hands and told her I loved her skirt, and we started talking clothes.

The waiting woman was still clearly pissed but she didn’t say anything because she knew I wouldn’t have her back. That’s all it took to keep some poor lady just trynna scrub up from getting harassed.

Sometimes doing the right thing is really hard and kinda scary. Other times all it takes is making it clear that you won’t support someone’s nastiness. It’s a little enough thing to do your part.

[kiriamaya]

Cis women: read this.

[prokopetz]

Today’s aesthetic: keeping the same tab open in your browser for three solid weeks because you’re definitely going to get around to reading and/or acting on whatever’s in it any minute now.

[abcsofadhd]

“With ADHD, it’s like everyone else is driving an automatic car but you are driving a manual”

—

Me

My counselor really liked this analogy because it really makes it obvious what the deal with ADHD is. Our minds are structured differently. Processes which are automatic in other people’s minds are not automatic in ours (executive dysfunction). 

However, it also has a hopeful side to it. Manual steering is harder than automatic but it’s NOT impossible. We just have to learn to control our minds and figure out the bits and bobs.